# Defective product **URL:** \ **Category:** Intergalactic Summit\ **Created:** [January 16, 2022, 8:43pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/defective-product/346068 "2022-01-16T20:43:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Ax\_l\_Thorne](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ax_l_thorne/32/412835_2.png) [@Ax\_l\_Thorne](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Ax_l_Thorne)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2022, 2:40am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/defective-product/346068/21 "2022-01-19T02:40:51Z")
I just want to say, I received the “Julian Flavour’s Dr. Spice love pack” today. It came with everything you promised plus one itty bitty little extra. a 120 mil isk shipping and handling fee. ---
**Author:** ![Julian\_Flavours](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/julian_flavours/32/412399_2.png) [@Julian\_Flavours](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Julian_Flavours)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2022, 9:23am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/defective-product/346068/22 "2022-01-19T09:23:02Z")
I’ve notice the contract has not been accepted? I’m not in charge of who sets the package and shipping charge, so that extra on the top is not going into my wallet I assure you! > [@Diana\_Kim](#): > > I still don’t see specifications. @Diana_Kim @Henrik_Suzaku As promised here are some cute diagrams to help explain what the good people of our R&D have conjured up! ![Slip_slide_diagram_1](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/f/3/d/f3d9c66f74741c951165eed0afd46a7a2efe9dab.jpeg) ![Slip_slide_diagram_2](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/d/3/7/d377b218a36280cfe0597be7c11f8c0ea400b9a7.jpeg) ![Slip_slide_diagram_3](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/f/4/7/f47f71fb738bbaa4d2b27719fc70b7933b2915d1.jpeg) Thank you for coming to my Ned™ Talk As natural as they come, Julian ‘Lubricated’ Flavours Creator of JFT and Eau de Parfum Flavours S+ tier fighter of Super ■■■■posting Siblings! Ex-Supreme Commander of Allied Love Militia Forces A Meowstar of the Caldari Cats Production Lover of Lovelovers and a strong distain of Lovehaters The ‘First Doctor’ in Doctor Spice ---
**Author:** ![Diana\_Kim](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/diana_kim/32/382972_2.png) [@Diana\_Kim](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Diana_Kim)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2022, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/defective-product/346068/23 "2022-01-19T10:29:29Z")
What is “ft”? Floor trench?.. 🤔 ---
**Author:** ![Snowflake\_Tem](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/snowflake_tem/32/432971_2.png) [@Snowflake\_Tem](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Snowflake_Tem)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2022, 11:22am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/defective-product/346068/24 "2022-01-19T11:22:04Z")
Pretty sure it is short for features; fractal transvectorsites. I suspect Julian of dabbling in Serpentice smuggler gate tech. ---
**Author:** ![Valerie\_Valate](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/valerie_valate/32/386231_2.png) [@Valerie\_Valate](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Valerie_Valate)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2022, 11:36am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/defective-product/346068/25 "2022-01-19T11:36:32Z")
Ft is an obscure Gallente unit of measurement for length. It derives from the semimythical tales of the ancient Kingdom of Rouvenor on Gallentia some couple of thousand years ago. The king in these myths was rumoured to have had a _fabulous truncheon_ measuring some 30+cm in length, which became established as a unit of length for various items, including those particularly Gallentean long breads. Ofc it is a euphemism, such is the Gallente way, and “fabulous truncheon” refers to a certain part of the male anatomy. Which part it is, is an exercise for the reader. ---
**Author:** ![Ax\_l\_Thorne](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ax_l_thorne/32/412835_2.png) [@Ax\_l\_Thorne](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Ax_l_Thorne)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2022, 5:12pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/defective-product/346068/26 "2022-01-19T17:12:55Z")
> [@Valerie\_Valate](#): > > Which part it is, is an exercise for the reader. It’s his nose? I bet it was his nose. Tell me that it was his nose. ---
**Author:** ![Diana\_Kim](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/diana_kim/32/382972_2.png) [@Diana\_Kim](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Diana_Kim)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2022, 6:18pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/defective-product/346068/27 "2022-01-19T18:18:00Z")
> [@Ax\_l\_Thorne](#): > > It’s his nose? I bet it was his nose. Tell me that it was his nose. 30cm+ gallente nose? That sounds so… gallente! And looks more like trunk than a nose. Fabulous… trunk… ---
**Author:** ![Zoiie](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zoiie/32/292363_2.png) [@Zoiie](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zoiie)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2022, 6:19pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/defective-product/346068/28 "2022-01-19T18:19:58Z")
![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/5/4/b/54b82ef3ab0a1146ce3eec033495f1f61937da78.jpeg) new spaceship is in the post and in environment friendly packaging too. ---
**Author:** ![Ax\_l\_Thorne](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ax_l_thorne/32/412835_2.png) [@Ax\_l\_Thorne](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Ax_l_Thorne)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2022, 1:11am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/defective-product/346068/29 "2022-01-21T01:11:37Z")
It certainly is suggestive enough to be a “Flavours” product. ---
**Author:** ![Branka\_Adovic](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/branka_adovic/32/369238_2.png) [@Branka\_Adovic](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Branka_Adovic)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2022, 4:01am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/defective-product/346068/30 "2022-01-25T04:01:21Z")
Isn’t it just a Thorax model? ---
**Author:** ![Ax\_l\_Thorne](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ax_l_thorne/32/412835_2.png) [@Ax\_l\_Thorne](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Ax_l_Thorne)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2022, 4:13am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/defective-product/346068/31 "2022-01-25T04:13:44Z")
I thought it was an Avatar. ---
**Author:** ![Branka\_Adovic](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/branka_adovic/32/369238_2.png) [@Branka\_Adovic](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Branka_Adovic)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2022, 5:58am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/defective-product/346068/32 "2022-01-25T05:58:19Z")
An Avatar would the… corresponding part ---
**Author:** ![Arrendis](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/arrendis/32/432594_2.png) [@Arrendis](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Arrendis)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2022, 6:01am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/defective-product/346068/33 "2022-01-25T06:01:22Z")
A [drinking horn](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/902979647950704671/932108020513636382/IMG_4388.jpg)? ---
**Author:** ![Branka\_Adovic](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/branka_adovic/32/369238_2.png) [@Branka\_Adovic](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Branka_Adovic)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2022, 6:04am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/defective-product/346068/34 "2022-01-25T06:04:53Z")
A that Gian Bal in the picture? ---
**Author:** ![Arrendis](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/arrendis/32/432594_2.png) [@Arrendis](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Arrendis)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2022, 6:10am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/defective-product/346068/35 "2022-01-25T06:10:37Z")
I think it’s part of the administrative staff on one of the 1DQ1-A keepstars. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/4/1/41ec4921cbaca7a6f9ea556e7cc20018461eae5e.png) [@system](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2022, 6:11am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/defective-product/346068/36 "2022-04-25T06:11:36Z")
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