# Diplomacy: Negotiations with SFRIM **URL:** \ **Category:** Intergalactic Summit\ **Created:** [December 14, 2017, 1:43am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/diplomacy-negotiations-with-sfrim/45266 "2017-12-14T01:43:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Loai\_Qerl](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/loai_qerl/32/303712_2.png) [@Loai\_Qerl](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Loai_Qerl)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2017, 11:48pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/diplomacy-negotiations-with-sfrim/45266/61 "2017-12-15T23:48:59Z")
Lord Tash-Murkon, you are gracious and your head is also as naked as a wee baby rat. One appreciates the gesture. ---
**Author:** ![Mizhara\_Del\_thul](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/mizhara_del_thul/32/486150_2.png) [@Mizhara\_Del\_thul](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Mizhara_Del_thul)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2017, 11:51pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/diplomacy-negotiations-with-sfrim/45266/62 "2017-12-15T23:51:22Z")
He never specified _what_ hair he was referring to. I vote for pink, with documentation and a complimentary icepick to _remove_ the memories of said documentation afterwards. ---
**Author:** ![Aldrith\_Shutaq](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/aldrith_shutaq/32/378618_2.png) [@Aldrith\_Shutaq](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Aldrith_Shutaq)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2017, 12:25am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/diplomacy-negotiations-with-sfrim/45266/63 "2017-12-16T00:25:21Z")
Here in Para’nashu, I think we’re working on making it a capital offense to come within 50 yards of my hair with an open container of hair dye. ---
**Author:** ![Makoto\_Priano](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/makoto_priano/32/383919_2.png) [@Makoto\_Priano](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Makoto_Priano)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2017, 2:04am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/diplomacy-negotiations-with-sfrim/45266/65 "2017-12-16T02:04:25Z")
Note to self: work on a non-lethal fluid delivery system with an accurate range of 55 meters. ---
**Author:** ![Tannia\_Ambrye](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tannia_ambrye/32/410653_2.png) [@Tannia\_Ambrye](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tannia_Ambrye)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2017, 2:09am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/diplomacy-negotiations-with-sfrim/45266/66 "2017-12-16T02:09:20Z")
Namas, Ms Funk. I think Ms Del’thul already pointed that out, though it’s probably good to continue spreading that warning… So please carry on! ---
**Author:** ![Yarosara\_Ruil](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/yarosara_ruil/32/191668_2.png) [@Yarosara\_Ruil](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Yarosara_Ruil)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2017, 2:23am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/diplomacy-negotiations-with-sfrim/45266/67 "2017-12-16T02:23:44Z")
> [@Makoto\_Priano](#): > > Note to self: work on a non-lethal fluid delivery system with an accurate range of 55 meters. Like a squirt gun? ---
**Author:** ![Makoto\_Priano](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/makoto_priano/32/383919_2.png) [@Makoto\_Priano](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Makoto_Priano)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2017, 2:43am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/diplomacy-negotiations-with-sfrim/45266/68 "2017-12-16T02:43:08Z")
Yes, but _really good one._ ---
**Author:** ![Yarosara\_Ruil](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/yarosara_ruil/32/191668_2.png) [@Yarosara\_Ruil](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Yarosara_Ruil)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2017, 2:49am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/diplomacy-negotiations-with-sfrim/45266/69 "2017-12-16T02:49:21Z")
![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/6/a/6adeaf24c7b6897016ea37066fc1a59b570f0636.jpg) Long range soaking technology has come a long way it seems. ---
**Author:** ![Arrendis](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/arrendis/32/432594_2.png) [@Arrendis](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Arrendis)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2017, 2:54am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/diplomacy-negotiations-with-sfrim/45266/70 "2017-12-16T02:54:16Z")
Reply moved. ---
**Author:** ![Vlad\_Cetes](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/vlad_cetes/32/391891_2.png) [@Vlad\_Cetes](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Vlad_Cetes)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2017, 4:28am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/diplomacy-negotiations-with-sfrim/45266/71 "2017-12-16T04:28:44Z")
> [@Aldrith\_Shutaq](#): > > Here in Para’nashu, I think we’re working on making it a capital offense to come within 50 yards of my hair with an open container of hair dye. What about shears or clippers? ---
**Author:** ![Loai\_Qerl](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/loai_qerl/32/303712_2.png) [@Loai\_Qerl](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Loai_Qerl)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2017, 5:41am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/diplomacy-negotiations-with-sfrim/45266/72 "2017-12-16T05:41:58Z")
Vlad. Extrapolate from context, please. Consider that despite a contrary, residual affection whose initial origin bewilders me, I would not hesitate to murder you for assault upon the person of Lord Consort Shutaq-Newelle as any proper Imperial citizen ought do. And I don’t murder people. Do not even joke about coming at his hair. Do NOT. ---
**Author:** ![Ibrahim\_Tash-Murkon](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ibrahim_tash-murkon/32/474183_2.png) [@Ibrahim\_Tash-Murkon](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Ibrahim_Tash-Murkon)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2017, 5:53am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/diplomacy-negotiations-with-sfrim/45266/73 "2017-12-16T05:53:00Z")
After a careful survey of all available assets I can only offer a dyeing of my eyebrows. No other hair features exist on the owned landscape. ---
**Author:** ![Mizhara\_Del\_thul](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/mizhara_del_thul/32/486150_2.png) [@Mizhara\_Del\_thul](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Mizhara_Del_thul)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2017, 5:58am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/diplomacy-negotiations-with-sfrim/45266/74 "2017-12-16T05:58:34Z")
… suuuuuure. I mean, old farts like you can’t trim nosehair faster than it grows at this point. ---
**Author:** ![Ibrahim\_Tash-Murkon](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ibrahim_tash-murkon/32/474183_2.png) [@Ibrahim\_Tash-Murkon](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Ibrahim_Tash-Murkon)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2017, 6:08am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/diplomacy-negotiations-with-sfrim/45266/75 "2017-12-16T06:08:48Z")
Ones that have clones tailored as often as suits do. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Mizhara\_Del\_thul](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/mizhara_del_thul/32/486150_2.png) [@Mizhara\_Del\_thul](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Mizhara_Del_thul)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2017, 6:09am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/diplomacy-negotiations-with-sfrim/45266/76 "2017-12-16T06:09:56Z")
Ah, fair enough. I’ll admit, I had my suspicions given the sheer _quality_ of the dessication. ---
**Author:** ![Tannia\_Ambrye](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tannia_ambrye/32/410653_2.png) [@Tannia\_Ambrye](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tannia_Ambrye)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2017, 2:26pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/diplomacy-negotiations-with-sfrim/45266/77 "2017-12-16T14:26:58Z")
> [@Anyanka\_Funk](#): > > (post withdrawn by author, will be automatically deleted in 24 hours unless flagged) > [@Tannia\_Ambrye](#): > > Namas, Ms Funk. I think… Now I’ll appear to be talking to myself. I am sad. ---
**Author:** ![Nauplius](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/nauplius/32/403015_2.png) [@Nauplius](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Nauplius)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2017, 6:22pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/diplomacy-negotiations-with-sfrim/45266/78 "2017-12-16T18:22:44Z")
> [@Aria\_Jenneth](#): > > it is, in fact, slaughter without meaning, butchery without purpose. > > Empty, meaningless horror Slaughter without meaning, butchery without purpose, and empty, meaningless horror are all part of God’s creation, and it is God’s intent that we Savants cultivate experience of these things; so long, of course, that direct these experiences upon God’s intended target for such things: the Minmatar people. Just now, I have abandoned 500 slaves, five slaver hounds, no food, and too little water and Vitoc in a Mobile Depot in low-sec Devoid. The horror that is to take place in that Mobile Depot defies almost defies imagination, yet God invites us to contemplate such horror nonetheless, for there is awesome, even beautiful profundity in such horror: a meaningless, pointless death on one level to be sure, but behind it something of depth beyond words. ---
**Author:** ![Yarosara\_Ruil](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/yarosara_ruil/32/191668_2.png) [@Yarosara\_Ruil](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Yarosara_Ruil)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2017, 10:01am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/diplomacy-negotiations-with-sfrim/45266/80 "2017-12-18T10:01:15Z")
At least Mister Nauplius listened to his PR Agent and debleached his hair! Consider getting a trim while you’re at it Mister Nauplius. Long hair just doesn’t suit you. ---
**Author:** ![Serena\_Shi](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/serena_shi/32/101503_2.png) [@Serena\_Shi](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Serena_Shi)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2017, 12:47pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/diplomacy-negotiations-with-sfrim/45266/81 "2017-12-18T12:47:49Z")
> [@Yarosara\_Ruil](#): > > At least Mister Nauplius listened to his PR Agent and debleached his hair! I’m not his PR agent. I also like his hair the way it is. ---
**Author:** ![Valerie\_Valate](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/valerie_valate/32/386231_2.png) [@Valerie\_Valate](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Valerie_Valate)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2017, 1:09pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/diplomacy-negotiations-with-sfrim/45266/82 "2017-12-18T13:09:43Z")
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