# Dirtiest Ship in EVE **URL:** \ **Category:** General Discussion\ **Created:** [August 9, 2020, 6:18pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/dirtiest-ship-in-eve/259471 "2020-08-09T18:18:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jonah_gravenstein/32/386819_2.png) [@Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Jonah_Gravenstein)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2020, 4:30am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/dirtiest-ship-in-eve/259471/21 "2020-08-10T04:30:34Z")
> [@DeMichael\_Crimson](#): > > I’ve got way too many ships sitting in station that need cleaning Put those exotic dancers to work, and that damsel with the loose morals that keeps going back to Krull. ---
**Author:** ![Geo\_Eclipse\_Oksaras](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/geo_eclipse_oksaras/32/500781_2.png) [@Geo\_Eclipse\_Oksaras](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Geo_Eclipse_Oksaras)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2020, 4:34am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/dirtiest-ship-in-eve/259471/22 "2020-08-10T04:34:51Z")
@Archer_en_Tilavine has plenty of harems at jita 4-4 he could loan you. as long as you feed them to clean your ships @DeMichael_Crimson ---
**Author:** ![Archer\_en\_Tilavine](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/archer_en_tilavine/32/461718_2.png) [@Archer\_en\_Tilavine](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Archer_en_Tilavine)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2020, 4:36am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/dirtiest-ship-in-eve/259471/23 "2020-08-10T04:36:54Z")
@Destiny_Corrupted @Xuxe_Xu @Runa_Yamaguchi get to work ---
**Author:** ![DeMichael\_Crimson](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/demichael_crimson/32/514115_2.png) [@DeMichael\_Crimson](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/DeMichael_Crimson)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2020, 4:42am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/dirtiest-ship-in-eve/259471/24 "2020-08-10T04:42:22Z")
> [@Jonah\_Gravenstein](#): > > Put those exotic dancers to work, and that damsel with the loose morals that keeps going back to Krull. lol, sounds like a good business venture, especially if they’re wearing Bikinis. Probably should do that since the Janitors aren’t doing their job… @Geo_Eclipse_Oksaras I’ve got plenty of Dancers and other’s sitting in station, guess it’s about time I put them all to work… ---
**Author:** ![Destiny\_Corrupted](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/destiny_corrupted/32/411527_2.png) [@Destiny\_Corrupted](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Destiny_Corrupted)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2020, 5:10am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/dirtiest-ship-in-eve/259471/25 "2020-08-10T05:10:13Z")
Sure, no problem. Just leave the keys inside the ship, I’ll take care of it. ---
**Author:** ![DeMichael\_Crimson](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/demichael_crimson/32/514115_2.png) [@DeMichael\_Crimson](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/DeMichael_Crimson)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2020, 5:49am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/dirtiest-ship-in-eve/259471/26 "2020-08-10T05:49:32Z")
Got another dirty one here, Minmatar Stabber Cruiser with Nefantar skin. Before cleaning ![](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/3/0/30e5c1aa599c539ddf1b2e141a24007ec3ea9391.jpeg) After cleaning ![](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/1/7/17d1b4c2b080dcc43e2127a5730e8a317d6c0004.jpeg) Got a few other ships that are really super dirty but I’ll just let them sit for the next time a thread like this is posted… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Sylvia\_Kildare](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/sylvia_kildare/32/416948_2.png) [@Sylvia\_Kildare](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Sylvia_Kildare)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2020, 11:21am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/dirtiest-ship-in-eve/259471/27 "2020-08-10T11:21:39Z")
> [@Geo\_Eclipse\_Oksaras](#): > > IIRC, even if they sit docked up, they can still collect dirt and grime Yep, it’s literally based only on how long since the hull was assembled (unpackaged) and/or last cleaned. ---
**Author:** ![Bataav](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/bataav/32/502151_2.png) [@Bataav](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Bataav)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2020, 5:34pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/dirtiest-ship-in-eve/259471/28 "2020-08-10T17:34:34Z")
![2017.03.21.01.20.03](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/0/8/081404e5817bfab8c68ce1ba0855fed739e8b49e.jpeg) I think this is the grubbiest I’ve let one of my ships get. ---
**Author:** ![tutucox\_Khamsi](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tutucox_khamsi/32/430743_2.png) [@tutucox\_Khamsi](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/tutucox_Khamsi)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2020, 6:08pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/dirtiest-ship-in-eve/259471/29 "2020-08-10T18:08:43Z")
![Captura_de_Tela_2020-06-11_as_17.16.42](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/3/b/3b0d06cea2371b91fdc8309f6747d731a05d4fb3.png) ![Captura_de_Tela_2020-06-11_as_17.17.10](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/c/9/c9f8323bb34baa42ed788d275c1d28711d2fdb18.png) ---
**Author:** ![Valdor\_Belaric](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/valdor_belaric/32/250056_2.png) [@Valdor\_Belaric](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Valdor_Belaric)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2020, 11:22pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/dirtiest-ship-in-eve/259471/30 "2020-08-10T23:22:32Z")
Left eve in 2013, came back to this dirty ship: ![Screen Shot 2020-08-10 at 7.09.54 PM](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/b/4/b453741708224dcbfc842ee4e6f7e96d4efee78f.png) ---
**Author:** ![doodel\_danger](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/doodel_danger/32/254134_2.png) [@doodel\_danger](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/doodel_danger)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2020, 12:58am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/dirtiest-ship-in-eve/259471/31 "2020-08-11T00:58:41Z")
If it depends on how long the ship has been there then my ibis might be the dirtiest thing in my ship bays ---
**Author:** ![Sylvia\_Kildare](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/sylvia_kildare/32/416948_2.png) [@Sylvia\_Kildare](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Sylvia_Kildare)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2020, 8:08am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/dirtiest-ship-in-eve/259471/32 "2020-08-11T08:08:45Z")
I should also add there’s a cap where it can’t get any dirtier. I’m gonna guess somewhere in the 3 months to 6 months range. So eventually all of your non-packaged ships will be at MAX DIRT if you don’t ever clean then (or lose them and have to replace them). ---
**Author:** ![Avaelica\_Kuershin](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/avaelica_kuershin/32/478139_2.png) [@Avaelica\_Kuershin](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Avaelica_Kuershin)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2020, 10:24am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/dirtiest-ship-in-eve/259471/33 "2020-08-11T10:24:23Z")
One advantage to dark SKINs is the dirt doesn’t show so badly. ![](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/2/b/2ba22f2c8c6a28bf171506b16839bd68d5d16e3f.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Pix\_Severus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/pix_severus/32/394032_2.png) [@Pix\_Severus](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Pix_Severus)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2020, 6:55pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/dirtiest-ship-in-eve/259471/34 "2020-08-11T18:55:14Z")
![hecateba](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/5/e/5e4e52b3ac7d6b12df754b7f5f7e20eae69afcaa.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Salt\_Foambreaker](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/salt_foambreaker/32/280119_2.png) [@Salt\_Foambreaker](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Salt_Foambreaker)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2020, 5:29pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/dirtiest-ship-in-eve/259471/35 "2020-08-12T17:29:26Z")
![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/9/0/90ccb659be8d99cdd9b5f668033f408b6ed4fd8b.jpeg) ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/7/7/77e4859baa77e8dd7aa1cb8cf309c14b9d922cf6.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Archer\_en\_Tilavine](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/archer_en_tilavine/32/461718_2.png) [@Archer\_en\_Tilavine](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Archer_en_Tilavine)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2020, 6:49pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/dirtiest-ship-in-eve/259471/36 "2020-08-12T18:49:38Z")
Salt went from having herpes to just one herpe after that cleaning. ---
**Author:** ![doodel\_danger](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/doodel_danger/32/254134_2.png) [@doodel\_danger](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/doodel_danger)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2020, 11:58pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/dirtiest-ship-in-eve/259471/37 "2020-08-12T23:58:36Z")
You can have a single herpe? Does that mean if you have aids you can gain an aid ---
**Author:** ![Sylvia\_Kildare](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/sylvia_kildare/32/416948_2.png) [@Sylvia\_Kildare](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Sylvia_Kildare)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2020, 5:03am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/dirtiest-ship-in-eve/259471/38 "2020-08-14T05:03:59Z")
> [@Avaelica\_Kuershin](#): > > One advantage to dark SKINs is the dirt doesn’t show so badly. Yes, most Amarr ships with their Cold Irons on look quite excellent whether clean, partway dirty, or full-on dirty, IMO. My least fave ships with dirt on ‘em are the SOE default skins (white with red trim). Just like with cars, white paintjobs show the dirt the most… and I don’t think it’s flattering in the SOE ships’ case. ---
**Author:** ![Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jonah_gravenstein/32/386819_2.png) [@Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Jonah_Gravenstein)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2020, 8:02am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/dirtiest-ship-in-eve/259471/39 "2020-08-14T08:02:55Z")
> [@Sylvia\_Kildare](#): > > Just like with cars, white paintjobs show the dirt the most Nope black cars are the ones that show the dirt the most, ask any auto detailing business. ---
**Author:** ![Avaelica\_Kuershin](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/avaelica_kuershin/32/478139_2.png) [@Avaelica\_Kuershin](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Avaelica_Kuershin)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2020, 10:27am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/dirtiest-ship-in-eve/259471/40 "2020-08-14T10:27:40Z")
What you really want is bogan\* grade grey and/or red primer paint job. Almost Minmatar, now that I think of it. [Previous page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/dirtiest-ship-in-eve/259471.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/dirtiest-ship-in-eve/259471.md?page=3)