# Divorce & Eve assets **URL:** \ **Category:** General Discussion\ **Created:** [May 10, 2021, 11:59am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/divorce-eve-assets/310416 "2021-05-10T11:59:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Anderson\_Geten](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/anderson_geten/32/390041_2.png) [@Anderson\_Geten](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Anderson_Geten)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2021, 6:56am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/divorce-eve-assets/310416/81 "2021-05-11T06:56:03Z")
> [@Zora\_e](#): > > Divorces can be brutal, and some judges are raging idiots that shouldn’t be allowed to be judges, or lawyers, or work anywhere near children. Judges are human and try to cope with a human text, that is “law”, which has several interpretations based on who reads it. They need to personally evaluate which interpretation is the most correct in the given case. Unless he is Dredd. He IS the law. ---
**Author:** ![Destiny\_Corrupted](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/destiny_corrupted/32/411527_2.png) [@Destiny\_Corrupted](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Destiny_Corrupted)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2021, 7:24am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/divorce-eve-assets/310416/82 "2021-05-11T07:24:01Z")
[![](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/5/c/2/5c2ea5cd0b55f67d0e9e35e55cae709cca7e2fea.jpeg "LAW") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTLjMImCb1c) ---
**Author:** ![doodel\_danger](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/doodel_danger/32/254134_2.png) [@doodel\_danger](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/doodel_danger)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2021, 7:48am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/divorce-eve-assets/310416/83 "2021-05-11T07:48:48Z")
Lie to them and say the ibis is the most expensive ship in the game and give them that ---
**Author:** ![Shea\_Tzestu](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/shea_tzestu/32/263279_2.png) [@Shea\_Tzestu](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Shea_Tzestu)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2021, 8:07am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/divorce-eve-assets/310416/84 "2021-05-11T08:07:30Z")
My advice is to never get married, heck I don’t even kiss them on the mouth. Also never let the truth get in the way of a good story. ---
**Author:** ![Ramona\_McCandless](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ramona_mccandless/32/468438_2.png) [@Ramona\_McCandless](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Ramona_McCandless)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2021, 8:15am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/divorce-eve-assets/310416/85 "2021-05-11T08:15:14Z")
Oh this thread of utter lies is open because Brisc finds it entertaining Well good job theres a real reason. Ffs ---
**Author:** ![Shea\_Tzestu](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/shea_tzestu/32/263279_2.png) [@Shea\_Tzestu](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Shea_Tzestu)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2021, 8:24am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/divorce-eve-assets/310416/86 "2021-05-11T08:24:23Z")
“We’re all liars here really.” “It is you, it’s you, it’s all for you, everything we do… playing video games”. ---
**Author:** ![Destiny\_Corrupted](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/destiny_corrupted/32/411527_2.png) [@Destiny\_Corrupted](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Destiny_Corrupted)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2021, 8:32am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/divorce-eve-assets/310416/87 "2021-05-11T08:32:41Z")
> [@Ramona\_McCandless](#): > > Oh this thread of utter lies is open because Brisc finds it entertaining > > Well good job theres a real reason. > > Ffs It’s open because it hasn’t been finished yet. We’re still missing valuable input from some of our most venerable forum regulars, such as the “a virgin wouldn’t understand 🕶” comment from Peen, and relationship advice from one of the “successful business owner” resident high-sec miners or null-sec hardmen with a killboard full of entries with 100+ involved parties. ---
**Author:** ![Ramona\_McCandless](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ramona_mccandless/32/468438_2.png) [@Ramona\_McCandless](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Ramona_McCandless)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2021, 8:36am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/divorce-eve-assets/310416/88 "2021-05-11T08:36:33Z")
The fact is made up bs is ofc beside tje point. At least I now know those pointing out the uselessness of the ISDs have a point ---
**Author:** ![Shea\_Tzestu](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/shea_tzestu/32/263279_2.png) [@Shea\_Tzestu](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Shea_Tzestu)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2021, 8:39am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/divorce-eve-assets/310416/89 "2021-05-11T08:39:55Z")
You have no authority here Jackie Weaver. I don’t think any thread should close, well not till that chat bot who is perpetually getting married & involved with deep state police forces comes back. ---
**Author:** ![Destiny\_Corrupted](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/destiny_corrupted/32/411527_2.png) [@Destiny\_Corrupted](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Destiny_Corrupted)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2021, 8:55am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/divorce-eve-assets/310416/90 "2021-05-11T08:55:28Z")
> [@Shea\_Tzestu](#): > > well not till that chat bot who is perpetually getting married & involved with deep state police forces comes back. That thing gaslit me _so badly_, I started checking my cereal boxes for wiretapping transmitters again, and doing the “hair on the door frame” trick when going outside to buy more of that Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Seven years on those pills and making progress for _nothing_. [![](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/3/8/1/381a7e6d08dab1846239b36a9b984058e94533a0.jpeg "The Question knows the truth") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfkNY-XBdOc) ---
**Author:** ![Ramona\_McCandless](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ramona_mccandless/32/468438_2.png) [@Ramona\_McCandless](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Ramona_McCandless)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2021, 9:01am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/divorce-eve-assets/310416/91 "2021-05-11T09:01:18Z")
> [@Shea\_Tzestu](#): > > You have no authority No duh Seriously, have you thought about going and getting ■■■■■■? ---
**Author:** ![Ramona\_McCandless](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ramona_mccandless/32/468438_2.png) [@Ramona\_McCandless](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Ramona_McCandless)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2021, 10:15am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/divorce-eve-assets/310416/93 "2021-05-11T10:15:12Z")
> [@Shea\_Tzestu](#): > > In my industry it’s all men and most of them are either redundant Ffs do you even read what you write? ---
**Author:** ![Shea\_Tzestu](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/shea_tzestu/32/263279_2.png) [@Shea\_Tzestu](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Shea_Tzestu)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2021, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/divorce-eve-assets/310416/94 "2021-05-11T10:31:02Z")
Ooof, not sure if it is my hang over kicking in or your constant autistic reee’ng. Can I ask you to take a self imposed break from the forums so I can figure out which? i’d ask an ISD to make it a compulsory one but I don’t condone modern slavery. ---
**Author:** ![Wadiest\_Yong](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/wadiest_yong/32/426921_2.png) [@Wadiest\_Yong](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Wadiest_Yong)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2021, 10:44am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/divorce-eve-assets/310416/95 "2021-05-11T10:44:02Z")
![mqdefault](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/c/9/1/c912ffcdaebc7ad00b9a0d5922ed43fcd5c0c5cd.jpeg) 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![DeMichael\_Crimson](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/demichael_crimson/32/514115_2.png) [@DeMichael\_Crimson](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/DeMichael_Crimson)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2021, 12:47pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/divorce-eve-assets/310416/96 "2021-05-11T12:47:59Z")
> [@Wadiest\_Yong](#): > > Hence the real monetary value of goods and ISK in our game is **exactly zero** Maybe CCP should stop saying that X-amount of stuff destroyed in such and such war has real monetary value… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Wadiest\_Yong](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/wadiest_yong/32/426921_2.png) [@Wadiest\_Yong](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Wadiest_Yong)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2021, 1:33pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/divorce-eve-assets/310416/97 "2021-05-11T13:33:19Z")
It is indeed unfortunate that they do. It gives all sorts of people the wrong ideas, lol. ---
**Author:** ![Ramona\_McCandless](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ramona_mccandless/32/468438_2.png) [@Ramona\_McCandless](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Ramona_McCandless)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2021, 4:43pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/divorce-eve-assets/310416/98 "2021-05-11T16:43:15Z")
> [@Shea\_Tzestu](#): > > i’d ask an ISD to make it a compulsory one Nah apparently Im in the cabal that they dont touch or some ■■■■ Speaking of ■■■■, theres you ---
**Author:** ![Xiombarg\_Ohmsford](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/xiombarg_ohmsford/32/172425_2.png) [@Xiombarg\_Ohmsford](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Xiombarg_Ohmsford)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2021, 5:30pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/divorce-eve-assets/310416/99 "2021-05-11T17:30:13Z")
Nothing like a thread, where you can get your freaking lawyer on. ---
**Author:** ![Aiko\_Danuja](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/aiko_danuja/32/481237_2.png) [@Aiko\_Danuja](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Aiko_Danuja)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2021, 5:57pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/divorce-eve-assets/310416/100 "2021-05-11T17:57:07Z")
I can confirm that the OP sent me half of their stuff, my lawyers will now be investigating whether they still have any diamonds in Minecraft. ---
**Author:** ![Neo\_Bladedrifter](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/neo_bladedrifter/32/244232_2.png) [@Neo\_Bladedrifter](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Neo_Bladedrifter)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2021, 6:15pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/divorce-eve-assets/310416/101 "2021-05-11T18:15:33Z")
> [@Shea\_Tzestu](#): > > We’re all liars here really That’s a lie.😏 [Previous page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/divorce-eve-assets/310416.md?page=4) [Next page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/divorce-eve-assets/310416.md?page=6)