# EvE Empire Jokes

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**Created:** [April 22, 2024, 4:14pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/eve-empire-jokes/446995 "2024-04-22T16:14:46Z")\
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**Author:** ![Altara\_Zemara](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/altara_zemara/32/390110_2.png) [@Altara\_Zemara](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Altara_Zemara)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2024, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/eve-empire-jokes/446995/21 "2024-04-23T12:35:37Z")

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A conversation I can imagine at a Caldari station…

" We’re fully stocked with Javelin, Spike, Caldari Navy Antimatter, brand new Eagles, Assault Damage Control units…but if you want a cheese sandwich we’re short on those so you’ll have to use your ration card "

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**Author:** ![Whyatever](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/whyatever/32/420672_2.png) [@Whyatever](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Whyatever)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2024, 1:43pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/eve-empire-jokes/446995/23 "2024-04-23T13:43:52Z")

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Q: What’s the difference between a capsuleer and a pepperoni pizza?  
A: A pepperoni pizza can feed a family of four.

Q: Who built a ship that couldn’t fly?  
A: The Wrong brothers.

Q: What’s the difference between God and a capsuleer?  
A: God doesn’t think he’s a pilot…

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**Author:** ![Antihrist\_Pripravnik](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/antihrist_pripravnik/32/502236_2.png) [@Antihrist\_Pripravnik](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Antihrist_Pripravnik)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2024, 8:25pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/eve-empire-jokes/446995/24 "2024-06-08T20:25:39Z")

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- How do you call a Sansha rapper?
- 50 Centii.

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**Author:** ![Alice\_Saki](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/alice_saki/32/486142_2.png) [@Alice\_Saki](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Alice_Saki)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2024, 1:47am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/eve-empire-jokes/446995/25 "2024-06-09T01:47:40Z")

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Highsec.

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**Author:** ![Felix\_Frostpacker](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/felix_frostpacker/32/420339_2.png) [@Felix\_Frostpacker](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Felix_Frostpacker)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2024, 7:39am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/eve-empire-jokes/446995/26 "2024-06-09T07:39:53Z")

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I don’t get it?

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/4/1/41ec4921cbaca7a6f9ea556e7cc20018461eae5e.png) [@system](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2024, 7:40am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/eve-empire-jokes/446995/27 "2024-09-07T07:40:11Z")

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