# EVE Online Forum Posting TLDR Simulation Guide

**URL:** <https://forums.eveonline.com/t/eve-online-forum-posting-tldr-simulation-guide/320972>\
**Category:** General Discussion\
**Created:** [July 23, 2021, 7:45am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/eve-online-forum-posting-tldr-simulation-guide/320972 "2021-07-23T07:45:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![ISD\_Golem](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/isd_golem/32/376192_2.png) [@ISD\_Golem](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/ISD_Golem)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2021, 3:02pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/eve-online-forum-posting-tldr-simulation-guide/320972/21 "2021-07-23T15:02:36Z")

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I think we’re going off topic now. Did anyone even read the OP? I didn’t.

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**Author:** ![Moriar\_theChosen](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/moriar_thechosen/32/368191_2.png) [@Moriar\_theChosen](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Moriar_theChosen)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2021, 3:07pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/eve-online-forum-posting-tldr-simulation-guide/320972/22 "2021-07-23T15:07:31Z")

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I think you’re supposed to lock it now, according to the flowchart.

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**Author:** ![Jayce\_Fitzpatrick](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jayce_fitzpatrick/32/383289_2.png) [@Jayce\_Fitzpatrick](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Jayce_Fitzpatrick)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2021, 3:08pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/eve-online-forum-posting-tldr-simulation-guide/320972/23 "2021-07-23T15:08:08Z")

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> [@ISD\_Golem](#):
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> Did anyone even read the OP?

Needed more punctuation.

In before the lock! looooool zkill

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**Author:** ![Destiny\_Corrupted](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/destiny_corrupted/32/411527_2.png) [@Destiny\_Corrupted](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Destiny_Corrupted)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2021, 3:09pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/eve-online-forum-posting-tldr-simulation-guide/320972/24 "2021-07-23T15:09:53Z")

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> [@Dracvlad](#):
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> If only I was the handsome and super intelligent DeMichael Crimson, but alas no.

 ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/d/1/7/d171ec81b8695d11d3ff2dd0b958bb0f6481c38f.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![Mike\_Azariah](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/mike_azariah/32/512626_2.png) [@Mike\_Azariah](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Mike_Azariah)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2021, 4:14pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/eve-online-forum-posting-tldr-simulation-guide/320972/25 "2021-07-23T16:14:57Z")

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Obligatory CSM involvement saying nothing

nothing at all

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**Author:** ![Eve\_Griefer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/eve_griefer/32/277788_2.png) [@Eve\_Griefer](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Eve_Griefer)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2021, 10:22pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/eve-online-forum-posting-tldr-simulation-guide/320972/26 "2021-07-23T22:22:11Z")

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> [@Jayce\_Fitzpatrick](#):
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> Needed more punctuation.

> [@Soltis\_Legate](#):
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> next time use punctuation

If the aim of the original post was to emulate the posting style of the highlighted types of posts, then the only punctuation missing is: !!!

eta: forum software automatically truncates the exclamation points to three. Oh come on discourse !!1!!1!! 😉

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**Author:** ![ISD\_Dorrim\_Barstorlode](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/isd_dorrim_barstorlode/32/361083_2.png) [@ISD\_Dorrim\_Barstorlode](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/ISD_Dorrim_Barstorlode)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2021, 11:00pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/eve-online-forum-posting-tldr-simulation-guide/320972/27 "2021-07-23T23:00:03Z")

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Vague but nebulous statement about rules, indicating slight boredom and annoyance.

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**Author:** ![Soltis\_Legate](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/soltis_legate/32/281238_2.png) [@Soltis\_Legate](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Soltis_Legate)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2021, 12:01am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/eve-online-forum-posting-tldr-simulation-guide/320972/28 "2021-07-24T00:01:16Z")

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> [@ISD\_Dorrim\_Barstorlode](#):
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> Vague but nebulous statement about rules

Just like your list when you close threads 🤪

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**Author:** ![Herzog\_Wolfhammer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/herzog_wolfhammer/32/452132_2.png) [@Herzog\_Wolfhammer](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Herzog_Wolfhammer)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2021, 12:01am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/eve-online-forum-posting-tldr-simulation-guide/320972/29 "2021-07-24T00:01:52Z")

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> [@Aiko\_Danuja](#):
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> Obviously, with such a wonderful community, it’s a total waste of time to take the forums seriously, hence the decision by basically everyone at CCP to avoid any discussion in the forums.

I say the same for democracy. CCP should have shut out the Dunning-Kruger proles long ago. Most people are not qualified to have a say or influence anything beyond wiping their own butts.

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**Author:** ![Pan\_Dora1](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/pan_dora1/32/277067_2.png) [@Pan\_Dora1](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Pan_Dora1)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2021, 1:11am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/eve-online-forum-posting-tldr-simulation-guide/320972/30 "2021-07-24T01:11:11Z")

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This should be fixed.

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**Author:** ![DeMichael\_Crimson](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/demichael_crimson/32/514115_2.png) [@DeMichael\_Crimson](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/DeMichael_Crimson)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2021, 2:52am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/eve-online-forum-posting-tldr-simulation-guide/320972/31 "2021-07-24T02:52:08Z")

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> [@Moriar\_theChosen](#):
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> You’re doing it wrong. Didn’t you read the post? You’re not supposed to tag your alt in the open letter category.

I’m no alt.

Unlike you, I’m a freelance main and owe no fealty to anybody…

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> [@Mkikaden\_Tiragen](#):
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> I suspect your interpretation of what qualifies as those three, whatever they are, is far more all-encompassing than ISD standards or the average player expectations.

I highly doubt that, this thread is nothing more than a troll post intended to elicit a negative response from certain players.

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> [@ISD\_Golem](#):
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> I don’t have any issues with light hearted fun, which is what I interpret it as, if I’m mistaken or if it takes a turn then yeah close.

Yeah right, claim this troll thread as light hearted fun… just as long as you or your pets aren’t the brunt of the sarcastic innuendo’s then it’s all right to post…

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> [@Jayce\_Fitzpatrick](#):
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> I know, this is going to “confirm” the “bias” that “some” people continuously bring up.

Yes it confirms ISD bias, it also demonstrates prejudice and the preferential treatment they do for specific posters.

Especially when they tag the OP of the thread with this:

> Thanks, but we’ve already reviewed that post and determined it does not need to be flagged again.

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> [@Destiny\_Corrupted](#):
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> ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/d/1/7/d171ec81b8695d11d3ff2dd0b958bb0f6481c38f.jpeg)
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> image480×1376 151 KB

Thanks for sharing your self portrait and for giving everybody a sneak peek into your daily existence.

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**Author:** ![Destiny\_Corrupted](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/destiny_corrupted/32/411527_2.png) [@Destiny\_Corrupted](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Destiny_Corrupted)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2021, 3:09am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/eve-online-forum-posting-tldr-simulation-guide/320972/32 "2021-07-24T03:09:54Z")

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> [@DeMichael\_Crimson](#):
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> Thanks for sharing your self portrait and for giving everybody a sneak peek into your daily existence.

See? You’re getting slightly better at this. There’s still hope!

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**Author:** ![tutucox\_Khamsi](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tutucox_khamsi/32/430743_2.png) [@tutucox\_Khamsi](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/tutucox_Khamsi)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2021, 4:23am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/eve-online-forum-posting-tldr-simulation-guide/320972/33 "2021-07-24T04:23:49Z")

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> [@Aiko\_Danuja](#):
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> Topic: “grrrr hat CCP grrr”

 ![e9d](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/e/8/9/e8923ed0b2991f6ce6b461fb8414514cb06a960e.jpeg)

> [@Aiko\_Danuja](#):
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> Topic: “quitting”

 ![v0NVzOh](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/a/1/a1bfd3d888900dbde13ec2f34e3885cffec105ee.jpeg)

> [@Aiko\_Danuja](#):
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> Topic: “PvE players deserve better”

 ![Data Laughing](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/d/c/dcdeabee6f9f8971b1abaf04599b9fa8a963cbc8.gif)

> [@Aiko\_Danuja](#):
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> Topic: “too many carebears”

 ![officer_toilet_paper](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/f/f/ff8468bfde4587931be9e21da823bbcbb70026eb.png)

> [@Aiko\_Danuja](#):
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> Topic: “my great idea/open letter”

 ![Super_Cool_Story_Bro.](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/4/5/4/454f88addec7c3e83482edbb39d0c425c07981e6.png)

and so on

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**Author:** ![Geo\_Eclipse\_Oksaras](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/geo_eclipse_oksaras/32/500781_2.png) [@Geo\_Eclipse\_Oksaras](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Geo_Eclipse_Oksaras)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2021, 5:46am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/eve-online-forum-posting-tldr-simulation-guide/320972/34 "2021-07-24T05:46:21Z")

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@ISD_Dorrim_Barstorlode@Mike_Azariah useless i tell ya, useless…

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**Author:** ![Jayce\_Fitzpatrick](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jayce_fitzpatrick/32/383289_2.png) [@Jayce\_Fitzpatrick](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Jayce_Fitzpatrick)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2021, 8:39am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/eve-online-forum-posting-tldr-simulation-guide/320972/35 "2021-07-24T08:39:59Z")

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> [@DeMichael\_Crimson](#):
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> Yes it confirms ISD bias, it also demonstrates prejudice and the preferential treatment they do for specific posters.

garrrrr bias hathathat zkill ISD summer of rage?

Btw, I liked your separating lines. Made you post look nice.

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**Author:** ![Iceacid\_Frostpacker](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/iceacid_frostpacker/32/505689_2.png) [@Iceacid\_Frostpacker](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Iceacid_Frostpacker)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2021, 9:31am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/eve-online-forum-posting-tldr-simulation-guide/320972/36 "2021-07-24T09:31:22Z")

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When the cats away the mouse will play!

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**Author:** ![DeMichael\_Crimson](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/demichael_crimson/32/514115_2.png) [@DeMichael\_Crimson](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/DeMichael_Crimson)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2021, 1:07pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/eve-online-forum-posting-tldr-simulation-guide/320972/37 "2021-07-24T13:07:19Z")

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> [@Jayce\_Fitzpatrick](#):
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> garrrrr bias hathathat zkill ISD summer of rage?
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> Btw, I liked your separating lines. Made you post look nice.

Wish I could say the same about your reply…

Not really.

As for the issue of bias and prejudice, time to rally the troops and start submitting complaints again…

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**Author:** ![Jayce\_Fitzpatrick](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jayce_fitzpatrick/32/383289_2.png) [@Jayce\_Fitzpatrick](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Jayce_Fitzpatrick)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2021, 1:19pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/eve-online-forum-posting-tldr-simulation-guide/320972/38 "2021-07-24T13:19:27Z")

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> [@DeMichael\_Crimson](#):
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> Wish I could say the same about your reply…
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> Not really.

Man, who hurt you?

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Just take the compliment, no need to lash out about it.

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/4/1/41ec4921cbaca7a6f9ea556e7cc20018461eae5e.png) [@system](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2021, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/eve-online-forum-posting-tldr-simulation-guide/320972/39 "2021-10-22T13:20:08Z")

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