# Everything you ever needed to know about The Demon War but were too afraid to ask

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**Category:** Intergalactic Summit\
**Created:** [August 3, 2018, 5:52pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/everything-you-ever-needed-to-know-about-the-demon-war-but-were-too-afraid-to-ask/95052 "2018-08-03T17:52:36Z")\
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**Author:** ![Lasairiona\_Raske](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/lasairiona_raske/32/467893_2.png) [@Lasairiona\_Raske](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Lasairiona_Raske)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2018, 11:38am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/everything-you-ever-needed-to-know-about-the-demon-war-but-were-too-afraid-to-ask/95052/41 "2018-08-07T11:38:36Z")

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Guess you’ve been out of the loop. Naup has forsaken the Red God, apparently.

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**Author:** ![Jade\_Blackwind](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jade_blackwind/32/197719_2.png) [@Jade\_Blackwind](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Jade_Blackwind)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2018, 11:47pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/everything-you-ever-needed-to-know-about-the-demon-war-but-were-too-afraid-to-ask/95052/42 "2018-08-07T23:47:21Z")

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> [@Lasairiona\_Raske](#):
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> Guess you’ve been out of the loop. Naup has forsaken the Red God, apparently.

Really?! The great prophet has fallen? A pity. Now we’ll never know if Jin-Mei, Ni-Kunni and Deteis are also lost tribes of Minmatar…

> [@Rana\_Ash](#):
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> Ok serious questions, does a hyper garlic taste more or less than a normal garlic? And does it smell less or more??

It’s 12-dimensional, so I guess the smell and taste would permeat the very fabric of the universe. Like, imagine quantum strings, quarks and ■■■■, smelling of garlic. The Mannar one is pathetic compared to that. Also does bad job at keeping Sani Sabik bloodsuckers away.

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**Author:** ![Slayer\_Liberator](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/slayer_liberator/32/398086_2.png) [@Slayer\_Liberator](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Slayer_Liberator)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2018, 1:18am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/everything-you-ever-needed-to-know-about-the-demon-war-but-were-too-afraid-to-ask/95052/43 "2018-08-08T01:18:10Z")

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How does garlic ward off blooders

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**Author:** ![Arrendis](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/arrendis/32/432594_2.png) [@Arrendis](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Arrendis)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2018, 1:20am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/everything-you-ever-needed-to-know-about-the-demon-war-but-were-too-afraid-to-ask/95052/44 "2018-08-08T01:20:30Z")

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You use a water-based garlic paste to make big garlic-ceramic shells, load them into your 1400mm artillery, and blow the blooders up?

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**Author:** ![Slayer\_Liberator](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/slayer_liberator/32/398086_2.png) [@Slayer\_Liberator](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Slayer_Liberator)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2018, 1:23am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/everything-you-ever-needed-to-know-about-the-demon-war-but-were-too-afraid-to-ask/95052/45 "2018-08-08T01:23:41Z")

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That works but what if I’m not in space?

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**Author:** ![Arrendis](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/arrendis/32/432594_2.png) [@Arrendis](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Arrendis)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2018, 1:24am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/everything-you-ever-needed-to-know-about-the-demon-war-but-were-too-afraid-to-ask/95052/46 "2018-08-08T01:24:23Z")

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Make smaller garlic-ceramic shells?

The best part is, you can use the rifling on the barrels to grate off some of the garlic for seasoning.

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**Author:** ![Nico\_Boru](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/nico_boru/32/64941_2.png) [@Nico\_Boru](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Nico_Boru)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2018, 2:40am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/everything-you-ever-needed-to-know-about-the-demon-war-but-were-too-afraid-to-ask/95052/47 "2018-08-08T02:40:59Z")

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> [@Jade\_Blackwind](#):
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> It’s 12-dimensional, so I guess the smell and taste would permeat the very fabric of the universe. Like, imagine quantum strings, quarks and ■■■■, smelling of garlic.

■■■■. I hate garlic.

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**Author:** ![Rana\_Ash](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/rana_ash/32/374123_2.png) [@Rana\_Ash](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Rana_Ash)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2018, 6:06am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/everything-you-ever-needed-to-know-about-the-demon-war-but-were-too-afraid-to-ask/95052/48 "2018-08-08T06:06:51Z")

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> [@Jade\_Blackwind](#):
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> It’s 12-dimensional, so I guess the smell and taste would permeat the very fabric of the universe. Like, imagine quantum strings, quarks and ■■■■, smelling of garlic. The Mannar one is pathetic compared to that. Also does bad job at keeping Sani Sabik bloodsuckers away.

So is it better for cooking?

> [@Arrendis](#):
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> You use a water-based garlic paste to make big garlic-ceramic shells, load them into your 1400mm artillery, and blow the blooders up?

Sounds legit :D, so you can cook and kill at the same time. Thats actually a neat resturant idea 🤔

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**Author:** ![Jade\_Blackwind](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jade_blackwind/32/197719_2.png) [@Jade\_Blackwind](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Jade_Blackwind)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2018, 8:52am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/everything-you-ever-needed-to-know-about-the-demon-war-but-were-too-afraid-to-ask/95052/49 "2018-08-08T08:52:45Z")

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> [@Slayer\_Liberator](#):
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> How does garlic ward off blooders

Surprise: it doesn’t. You can do what Arrendis said, but Phased Plasma and EM still do it better.

> [@Rana\_Ash](#):
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> So is it better for cooking?

Probably, if you don’t mind getting rid of all your kitchen stuff after each meal… Though even that won’t help: 12-dimensional garlic irrevocably corrupts spacetime, so your past, your future and a quite a number of alternate realities around you will continue to reek of garlic.

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**Author:** ![Rana\_Ash](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/rana_ash/32/374123_2.png) [@Rana\_Ash](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Rana_Ash)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2018, 11:06am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/everything-you-ever-needed-to-know-about-the-demon-war-but-were-too-afraid-to-ask/95052/50 "2018-08-08T11:06:12Z")

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> [@Jade\_Blackwind](#):
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> Probably, if you don’t mind getting rid of all your kitchen stuff after each meal… Though even that won’t help: 12-dimensional garlic irrevocably corrupts spacetime, so your past, your future and a quite a number of alternate realities around you will continue to reek of garlic.

Oh what a horrible punishment, unless you live in in some fortisar or something…

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**Author:** ![Tyrel\_Toov](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tyrel_toov/32/387953_2.png) [@Tyrel\_Toov](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tyrel_Toov)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2018, 10:53pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/everything-you-ever-needed-to-know-about-the-demon-war-but-were-too-afraid-to-ask/95052/51 "2018-08-09T22:53:38Z")

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GM, I rolled a nat one on my intimidate against the demon lord, what do?

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**Author:** ![Mizhara\_Del\_thul](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/mizhara_del_thul/32/486150_2.png) [@Mizhara\_Del\_thul](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Mizhara_Del_thul)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2018, 11:24pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/everything-you-ever-needed-to-know-about-the-demon-war-but-were-too-afraid-to-ask/95052/52 "2018-08-09T23:24:43Z")

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The Demon Lord finds you adorable, grabs you and starts petting you. Your name is now George and you have two turns left before your head is crushed.

Roll 2d10 stupid damage per round.

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**Author:** ![Tyrel\_Toov](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tyrel_toov/32/387953_2.png) [@Tyrel\_Toov](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tyrel_Toov)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2018, 11:27pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/everything-you-ever-needed-to-know-about-the-demon-war-but-were-too-afraid-to-ask/95052/53 "2018-08-09T23:27:24Z")

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Actually, I have immunity against stupid damage thanks to the “sarcastic asshole” feat.

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**Author:** ![Mizhara\_Del\_thul](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/mizhara_del_thul/32/486150_2.png) [@Mizhara\_Del\_thul](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Mizhara_Del_thul)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2018, 11:28pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/everything-you-ever-needed-to-know-about-the-demon-war-but-were-too-afraid-to-ask/95052/54 "2018-08-09T23:28:32Z")

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… damn, you must _love_ the Summit, UnderSummit and this place.  
One round until your head is mush. Let’s hope your party likes you.

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**Author:** ![Tyrel\_Toov](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tyrel_toov/32/387953_2.png) [@Tyrel\_Toov](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tyrel_Toov)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2018, 11:37pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/everything-you-ever-needed-to-know-about-the-demon-war-but-were-too-afraid-to-ask/95052/55 "2018-08-09T23:37:07Z")

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I can tolerate them.

I cast chill touch on him and dump 65 million souls into it from the swine soul siphoner.

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**Author:** ![Mizhara\_Del\_thul](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/mizhara_del_thul/32/486150_2.png) [@Mizhara\_Del\_thul](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Mizhara_Del_thul)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2018, 11:38pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/everything-you-ever-needed-to-know-about-the-demon-war-but-were-too-afraid-to-ask/95052/56 "2018-08-09T23:38:15Z")

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… shite, I don’t have that Errata. Someone else step in here?

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**Author:** ![Deitra\_Vess](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/deitra_vess/32/249726_2.png) [@Deitra\_Vess](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Deitra_Vess)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2018, 11:52pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/everything-you-ever-needed-to-know-about-the-demon-war-but-were-too-afraid-to-ask/95052/57 "2018-08-09T23:52:13Z")

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I cast dispell on tyrel.

Your welcome.

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**Author:** ![Mizhir](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/mizhir/32/379234_2.png) [@Mizhir](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Mizhir)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2018, 8:41am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/everything-you-ever-needed-to-know-about-the-demon-war-but-were-too-afraid-to-ask/95052/58 "2018-08-10T08:41:05Z")

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Nerds

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/4/1/41ec4921cbaca7a6f9ea556e7cc20018461eae5e.png) [@system](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2018, 8:41am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/everything-you-ever-needed-to-know-about-the-demon-war-but-were-too-afraid-to-ask/95052/59 "2018-11-08T08:41:08Z")

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