# Gank CONTRACT: Kage1982

**URL:** <https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272>\
**Category:** Crime & Punishment\
**Created:** [September 14, 2026, 11:00pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272 "2026-09-14T23:00:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 10

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**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/217 "2026-10-02T13:20:39Z")

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> [@Gloria\_Exercitus](#):
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> You’ll need something a bit bigger than a Thorax to intimidate me 🙂

Seems I don’t as you are whining on here again about it

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**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 1:28pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/218 "2026-10-02T13:28:56Z")

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You are no match for me sweetie

 ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/c/4/4/c449cf579f2032e700380e7286809819a247c058.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 1:33pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/219 "2026-10-02T13:33:38Z")

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![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/d/5/2/d52b415e6d5e22bb2f58759d40815399d4e523da.jpeg)

Whatever you say dear 🙂

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**Author:** ![Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/uriel_the_flame/32/490165_2.png) [@Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Uriel_the_Flame)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 3:59pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/220 "2026-10-02T15:59:06Z")

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Six fingers? 👀

🤔 🤭 :ccpguard:

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**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 4:08pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/221 "2026-10-02T16:08:17Z")

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![Boy Playing Banjo in Country Setting](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/b/5/3/b53de3cc5c36c07316d3047c31f3b1647f613d31.webp)

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**Author:** ![Jump\_Now\_Jump](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jump_now_jump/32/498572_2.png) [@Jump\_Now\_Jump](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Jump_Now_Jump)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 4:24pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/222 "2026-10-02T16:24:28Z")

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This is a TRAP!

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**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 4:27pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/223 "2026-10-02T16:27:22Z")

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![dont-jump-jump](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/1/d/d/1dd71dccbeb1e314e4f9fe72ca06ec3a031d2549.gif)

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**Author:** ![Gloria\_Exercitus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/gloria_exercitus/32/509735_2.png) [@Gloria\_Exercitus](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Gloria_Exercitus)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 7:37pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/225 "2026-10-02T19:37:40Z")

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> [@kage1982](#):
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> You are nobody Gloria get over it

Lol…if I was nobody you wouldn’t spend half an hour crawling up the side of Jita station trying to get to me.

> [@kage1982](#):
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> are you clamming I’d just fly through the object ?

Yes…you _can_ fly through it. That’s how I get there 🙂

However you don’t have top secret ‘Majestic 12’ clearance level to know the method.

That’s why its amusing that you spent half an hour of your…cough, cough…‘AFK’…time slowly crawling over the station to get to someone so…erm…‘unimportant’.

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**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 7:41pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/226 "2026-10-02T19:41:12Z")

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> [@Gloria\_Exercitus](#):
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> slowly crawling over the station to get to someone

Looks like he likes you

![dol-huh](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/e/d/1/ed11dc19a49f8aaf107fa3a0022e0eae3da820a6.gif)

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**Author:** ![Spring\_Sky](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/spring_sky/32/447439_2.png) [@Spring\_Sky](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Spring_Sky)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 8:19pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/227 "2026-10-02T20:19:05Z")

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So it’s established that Kage has a crush on Gloria, you know now it all makes sense. It’s like that goth girl that used to poke my back with pencils back in highschool. Being extra to get extra attention

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**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 8:32pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/228 "2026-10-02T20:32:13Z")

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> [@Gloria\_Exercitus](#):
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> Lol…if I was nobody you wouldn’t spend half an hour crawling up the side of Jita station trying to get to me.

again AFK on follow, worked a treat you sat watching.

> [@Gloria\_Exercitus](#):
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> Yes…you _can_ fly through it. That’s how I get there 🙂

Not when its on follow you dont .

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**Author:** ![Spring\_Sky](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/spring_sky/32/447439_2.png) [@Spring\_Sky](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Spring_Sky)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 9:08pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/229 "2026-10-02T21:08:32Z")

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AFK… So that’s what the kids are calling it these days 😙

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**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 9:41pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/230 "2026-10-02T21:41:51Z")

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**Author:** ![Spring\_Sky](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/spring_sky/32/447439_2.png) [@Spring\_Sky](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Spring_Sky)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 10:02pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/231 "2026-10-02T22:02:27Z")

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So true, so true.

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**Author:** ![Christine\_Creed](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/christine_creed/32/510186_2.png) [@Christine\_Creed](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Christine_Creed)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 10:41pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/232 "2026-10-02T22:41:23Z")

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@Zaera_Keena

In another thread he mentioned “crissie and co” or something like that. He was referring to me and the rest of us that give him so much entertainment i guess.

I think you should make an AI photo of us as a group. It should be you, me, @Gloria_Exercitus, @Aiko_Danuja, and @Arthur_Aihaken. I dont want to leave anyone out because i know there are more that have put up with so much anguish from this guy.

Be prepared for the work you do to be turned against us, but that fine. We all know where the real scummy attitudes lay. I think everyone on these boards know who the true respect goes to, and where it does not. We all know who the troll is here.

Take your time. Your art is awesome. I know youll make something totally off the chain and i cant wait to see it.

🌹

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**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 11:28pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/233 "2026-10-02T23:28:55Z")

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> [@Christine\_Creed](#):
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> I think everyone on these boards know who the true respect goes to, and where it does not

You think wrong, no one respects you, in fact you have to use your alts to pretend someone cares but in fact its just you. Take your AI slop and shove it where i told you to shove the permits 🙂

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**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 11:32pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/234 "2026-10-02T23:32:05Z")

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> [@Christine\_Creed](#):
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> Be prepared for the work you do

Its AI slop you dont do anything

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**Author:** ![Spring\_Sky](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/spring_sky/32/447439_2.png) [@Spring\_Sky](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Spring_Sky)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 11:42pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/235 "2026-10-02T23:42:02Z")

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@kage1982 bro you gotta stop trying to flirt with every baddie you see, there’s layers to it!

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**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 11:42pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/236 "2026-10-02T23:42:43Z")

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Try that again , this time speak English instead of trying too hard to pretend you are a rapper from LA

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**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 11:47pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/237 "2026-10-02T23:47:22Z")

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