# Gank CONTRACT: Kage1982 **URL:** \ **Category:** Crime & Punishment\ **Created:** [September 14, 2026, 11:00pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272 "2026-09-14T23:00:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Gloria\_Exercitus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/gloria_exercitus/32/509735_2.png) [@Gloria\_Exercitus](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Gloria_Exercitus)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2026, 2:24am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/258 "2026-10-03T02:24:42Z")
> [@kage1982](#): > > again AFK on follow You really expect me to believe that having already spent an hour _inside_ the station, you just decided to exit the station and leave your ship there crawling up the wall for half an hour while you watch TV ? No _rational_ person would exit Jita, where they are safe inside, and leave their ship hanging around in space while they are AFK. There’s absolutely no reason for doing that. _I’m_ sitting there behind the station because I am after suspects. I sit there because it puts me out of warp disruptor range…as the nearest ships exiting Jita are about 35km away…while I have a range of 100km and a very fast lock. And I have bookmarks high above the station in case it all goes south. ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2026, 2:36am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/259 "2026-10-03T02:36:25Z")
Pop him - everyone else has ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/7/4/2/742c74ee2fdb741dee6e6f12d25b694fefeb9fa3.png) ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/0/d/8/0d8033ea736d8078fb935d1808d2575df5a38450.png) ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/d/b/9/db965c9c061f0e3d50ba4fb9e63116803f2a4e8b.png) ---
**Author:** ![Gloria\_Exercitus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/gloria_exercitus/32/509735_2.png) [@Gloria\_Exercitus](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Gloria_Exercitus)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2026, 2:56am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/260 "2026-10-03T02:56:30Z")
Actually it highlights the issue of having clones with implants that don’t match the ship being flown. Like missile implants when the ship has no missiles. ---
**Author:** ![Asgidur\_Hurtini](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/asgidur_hurtini/32/494282_2.png) [@Asgidur\_Hurtini](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Asgidur_Hurtini)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2026, 3:23am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/261 "2026-10-03T03:23:10Z")
I recommend you guys get all this AI and use it to write a novel, way better use of resources, I keep forgetting to tell Aiko to do it, it can be huge. RenPy is so easy any AI can do it, it’s basically text tags and images. Chapter one: The evil that miners do lives on and on… ---
**Author:** ![Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/uriel_the_flame/32/490165_2.png) [@Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Uriel_the_Flame)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2026, 6:22am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/262 "2026-10-03T06:22:19Z")
> [@Spring\_Sky](#): > > trying to flirt with every baddie you see, there’s layers to it Forum rumors have it that you should pick one to worship and send them 1 bil ISK every now and then. Wonder if the rumors are true. 🤔 🤭 😏 :ccpguard: ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2026, 8:49am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/263 "2026-10-03T08:49:46Z")
> [@Uriel\_the\_Flame](#): > > send them 1 bil ISK every now and then Worshipping a ganker is the first step toward true enlightenment. Compliance is mandatory. Send the ISK or face the Catalyst. ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2026, 9:12am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/264 "2026-10-03T09:12:54Z")
God how old are those kills lol get recent you mug ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2026, 9:14am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/265 "2026-10-03T09:14:39Z")
Lot of gum flapping there from someone who apparently doesn’t care and isn’t intimidated lol Living in your head rent free and you know it 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/uriel_the_flame/32/490165_2.png) [@Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Uriel_the_Flame)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2026, 9:16am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/266 "2026-10-03T09:16:23Z")
> [@Zaera\_Keena](#): > > Send the ISK or face the Catalyst. Just for people who might be interested in the details: is sending the ISK also come with additional benefits like a `mining permit`, `entry ticket to the pleasure palace`, `bonus room access`, `private session in the torture dungeon chamber` or something like that? 🤔 🍿 😊 :ccpguard: ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2026, 9:17am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/267 "2026-10-03T09:17:39Z")
![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/e/e/c/eec6b67e0f849e88f8a905da98529609db3cfa7e.jpeg) Meanwhile in reality ---
**Author:** ![Gloria\_Exercitus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/gloria_exercitus/32/509735_2.png) [@Gloria\_Exercitus](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Gloria_Exercitus)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2026, 11:14am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/268 "2026-10-03T11:14:22Z")
> [@kage1982](#): > > Lot of gum flapping there from someone who apparently doesn’t care and isn’t intimidated lol Dude…I _don’t_ care and I am _not_ interested or intimidated. _You’re_ the one putting me on ‘follow’ and crawling up the side of Jita station to do so…and then pretending you were ‘AFK’. There was nothing to be intimidated by…especially not from a puny Thorax. ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2026, 12:04pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/269 "2026-10-03T12:04:37Z")
> [@Uriel\_the\_Flame](#): > > additional benefits OF access aswell ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2026, 12:05pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/270 "2026-10-03T12:05:58Z")
> [@kage1982](#): > > Meanwhile in reality You like big girls huh? ---
**Author:** ![Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/uriel_the_flame/32/490165_2.png) [@Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Uriel_the_Flame)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2026, 12:21pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/271 "2026-10-03T12:21:11Z")
> [@Zaera\_Keena](#): > > like your girls big huh? He likes big Zaera and he cannot lie? 🤔 🤭 😊 🍿 ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2026, 12:30pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/272 "2026-10-03T12:30:01Z")
> [@Gloria\_Exercitus](#): > > Dude…I _don’t_ care and I am _not_ interested or intimidated. Yet here you are making post after post at me little fella. Calm down ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2026, 12:30pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/273 "2026-10-03T12:30:53Z")
Nope not really , 1/10trolling attempt try again 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2026, 12:41pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/274 "2026-10-03T12:41:21Z")
> [@Uriel\_the\_Flame](#): > > He likes big Zaera and he cannot lie? 🤔 It’s sweet that he has his own dream version of me. ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2026, 12:59pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/275 "2026-10-03T12:59:26Z")
You have a delusional version of yourself more like. I did note you went straight to mentioning the weight of the pictured person and not the missing teeth, ugly face or facial hair, let me guess that’s a Zeara normality/fetish of yours eh 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Spring\_Sky](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/spring_sky/32/447439_2.png) [@Spring\_Sky](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Spring_Sky)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2026, 2:23pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/276 "2026-10-03T14:23:48Z")
I think the problem here is simple, no one cares. Zaeras art is fun, yours is defamatory slop. ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2026, 2:28pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/277 "2026-10-03T14:28:58Z")
“her” art is AI generated slop and you are just an alt pretending to support, get back on your main you joke [Previous page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272.md?page=11) [Next page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272.md?page=13)