# Gank CONTRACT: Kage1982 **URL:** \ **Category:** Crime & Punishment\ **Created:** [September 14, 2026, 11:00pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272 "2026-09-14T23:00:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2026, 5:26pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/339 "2026-10-04T17:26:13Z")
![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/4/0/5/405be2eacade7946b3e0303feb9009ccb28bf0f1.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2026, 5:32pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/340 "2026-10-04T17:32:48Z")
![Protest 11](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/a/0/f/a0f533c51632a0926705f3be18b37a7e47b6a4b9.webp) ![Dalek from Doctor Who Says Exterminate](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/3/f/6/3f6b076b573d55f53f74cde33c6f9b664d46ec6f.webp) ![Doctor Who: Eleventh Doctor Says 'Suckers'](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/1/9/0/19030c3d98e555c812d03bca130b5acc9702e6ca.webp) ---
**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2026, 5:36pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/341 "2026-10-04T17:36:43Z")
the price on your head may or may not be 3Trillion credits, so you might want to reconsider those memes ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2026, 5:38pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/342 "2026-10-04T17:38:53Z")
Send **100 billion ISK** to my account by midnight for your diaper deposit fee, or **Episode 3** gets posted immediately ---
**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2026, 5:40pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/343 "2026-10-04T17:40:34Z")
and why would i do that ---
**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2026, 5:41pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/344 "2026-10-04T17:41:54Z")
do your worst, though be prepared for _someone_ to flag it… ---
**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2026, 5:45pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/345 "2026-10-04T17:45:44Z")
_everyone_ knows that you people are the ones sit on the sides of the streets begging for money and then go back to you house full of thousand doller junk. ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2026, 5:47pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/346 "2026-10-04T17:47:35Z")
![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/3/3/4/3345b1d46c4e2408bf3c56dc8a01308b0c262ef5.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2026, 5:48pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/347 "2026-10-04T17:48:04Z")
and no, you would post it anyways ---
**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2026, 5:51pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/348 "2026-10-04T17:51:00Z")
ya know, i might make a mod so that for every isk you make, you lose 10 times that ---
**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2026, 5:55pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/349 "2026-10-04T17:55:11Z")
oh and please, dont put you foot in your mouth… ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2026, 6:01pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/350 "2026-10-04T18:01:26Z")
![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/2/6/c/26c6d11f736650ea12b5373cd23d339c7488dae2.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2026, 6:03pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/351 "2026-10-04T18:03:02Z")
and yet you communicate through crappy AI generated memes… ---
**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2026, 6:03pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/352 "2026-10-04T18:03:36Z")
what about you come to uedama and duel us ---
**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2026, 6:05pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/353 "2026-10-04T18:05:58Z")
and just for the record, i appreciate ganking, mainly for the wrecks i loot ---
**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2026, 6:07pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/354 "2026-10-04T18:07:16Z")
you should have had this at the ending of your first text block ![I'M Lying Brick](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/e/a/5/ea582c867a4a2d29e77882ccd5c986b0a1306117.webp) ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2026, 6:14pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/355 "2026-10-04T18:14:31Z")
![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/0/c/2/0c2d38899b93b1abec6f84e4968fe0a1caa09ed3.jpeg) # Your little schoolyard games are cute, but the view from my throne is spectacular ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2026, 6:15pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/356 "2026-10-04T18:15:34Z")
Surprised you can see past the 6 chins ---
**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2026, 6:17pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/357 "2026-10-04T18:17:44Z")
_anywhere she posts_ ![Crime Scene Tape: Do Not Cross](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/a/5/d/a5daf4b783dc3e9e57d2587574e5bd60b061bc1f.webp) ---
**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2026, 6:23pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/358 "2026-10-04T18:23:49Z")
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