# Gank CONTRACT: Kage1982 **URL:** \ **Category:** Crime & Punishment\ **Created:** [September 14, 2026, 11:00pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272 "2026-09-14T23:00:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 24
**Author:** ![Spring\_Sky](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/spring_sky/32/447439_2.png) [@Spring\_Sky](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Spring_Sky)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2026, 3:07pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/499 "2026-10-09T15:07:09Z")
![1000003297](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/f/2/0/f209e9f1a87593d2d344b0d4ca11bf2c811252f2.avif) I’ll do the contract, I’ll need payment upfront for the hulls. Who do you want to get got? What system are they in? What do they fly? When do they play? What corporation are they in? Are they alone or do they have friends? @Drosera_Binata Let’s discuss details and payment for podded corpses. ---
**Author:** ![Lydra\_Victor](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/lydra_victor/32/456813_2.png) [@Lydra\_Victor](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Lydra_Victor)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2026, 3:07pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/500 "2026-10-09T15:07:58Z")
been away from this forum for a while. I just logged in and saw this wild thread. 🤣 Any update on the target? 😋 ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2026, 3:15pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/501 "2026-10-09T15:15:17Z")
Aaaaaaand right on cue there you are with a reply. Dance some more my puppet ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/9/c/9/9c94186a26e08373997886994ea9862e5994d9cb.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Spring\_Sky](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/spring_sky/32/447439_2.png) [@Spring\_Sky](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Spring_Sky)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2026, 3:21pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/502 "2026-10-09T15:21:44Z")
Bro stealing my jokes like he’s on a comedy scholarship. 😭 You’re not a comedian, you’re a **repost with a pulse.** Even your punchlines got a previous owner. @kage1982 😂🔥 ---
**Author:** ![Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/uriel_the_flame/32/490165_2.png) [@Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Uriel_the_Flame)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2026, 4:08pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/503 "2026-10-09T16:08:03Z")
It is clear you recognize your behavior and attempt to project it. The thing is, everyone sees you for what you are, no amount of self-deluding will make that go away. 🤔 🍿 ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2026, 6:11pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/504 "2026-10-09T18:11:17Z")
> [@Spring\_Sky](#): > > Let’s discuss details and payment for podded corpses. He owes me 3 Trillion isk ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2026, 6:17pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/505 "2026-10-09T18:17:22Z")
Its clear you are so obsessed you cant stop replying to me 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2026, 6:21pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/506 "2026-10-09T18:21:19Z")
> [@Lydra\_Victor](#): > > Any update on the target? ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/8/e/8/8e8a603d4a57f65e93adf3567a08924964629bb5.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2026, 6:33pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/507 "2026-10-09T18:33:42Z")
wow yet more AI slop from you, god you bore the hell out of everyone with your tallentless tripe ---
**Author:** ![Spring\_Sky](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/spring_sky/32/447439_2.png) [@Spring\_Sky](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Spring_Sky)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2026, 6:40pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/508 "2026-10-09T18:40:29Z")
That’s bold talk coming from a man that pees sitting down. ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2026, 6:43pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/509 "2026-10-09T18:43:28Z")
Whats wrong with Peeing sitting down? you can read your phone when you do dumbass ---
**Author:** ![Spring\_Sky](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/spring_sky/32/447439_2.png) [@Spring\_Sky](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Spring_Sky)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2026, 6:43pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/510 "2026-10-09T18:43:55Z")
Uhhh gross that’s how you get pink eye. ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2026, 6:50pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/511 "2026-10-09T18:50:23Z")
nah wash your hands im not a savage ---
**Author:** ![Spring\_Sky](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/spring_sky/32/447439_2.png) [@Spring\_Sky](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Spring_Sky)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2026, 6:56pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/512 "2026-10-09T18:56:58Z")
Washes his hands but not the phone after the fact. Guilty A.F. Your Honor, Ladies and Gentlemen of the court I rest my case. ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2026, 6:59pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/513 "2026-10-09T18:59:45Z")
If you wash your hands you dont need to wash the phone you dumb idiot, unlike you i dont sit there touching myself ---
**Author:** ![Spring\_Sky](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/spring_sky/32/447439_2.png) [@Spring\_Sky](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Spring_Sky)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2026, 7:06pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/514 "2026-10-09T19:06:09Z")
Your just dirty! dirty, dirty, dirty 😛 ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2026, 7:10pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/515 "2026-10-09T19:10:51Z")
You are just thick Thick stupid dumb ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2026, 7:15pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/516 "2026-10-09T19:15:10Z")
Calling her thick when you don’t understand basic cross-contamination is hilarious. If you wash your hands but immediately pick up a phone covered in bathroom germs, your hands are instantly dirty again. She’s the one using logic here, not you # Dirty ---
**Author:** ![Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/uriel_the_flame/32/490165_2.png) [@Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Uriel_the_Flame)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2026, 7:19pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/517 "2026-10-09T19:19:34Z")
The irony strikes yet again. 😊 🍿 🥜 :ccpguard: ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2026, 7:19pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/518 "2026-10-09T19:19:53Z")
How can it cross contaminate when the dirty surfaces don’t touch dumbass? You drop your draws , sit , take phone out , place phone on shelf , clean yourself up and then wash hands. At what point does the phone touch a dirty surface? Your hands are not dirty until step 5, of you clean them properly they won’t be when you pick the phone back up. Thick berks [Previous page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272.md?page=23) [Next page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272.md?page=25)