# Gank CONTRACT: Kage1982 **URL:** \ **Category:** Crime & Punishment\ **Created:** [September 14, 2026, 11:00pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272 "2026-09-14T23:00:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 25
**Author:** ![Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/uriel_the_flame/32/490165_2.png) [@Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Uriel_the_Flame)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2026, 7:21pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/520 "2026-10-09T19:21:37Z")
Yup, just as before, you have zero self-control. πŸ€” 😊 πŸ₯œ 🍿 ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2026, 7:22pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/521 "2026-10-09T19:22:30Z")
It’s you who has. I self control you keep replying . πŸΏπŸ†πŸΏπŸ†πŸΏπŸ†πŸΏπŸ† ---
**Author:** ![Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/uriel_the_flame/32/490165_2.png) [@Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Uriel_the_Flame)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2026, 7:24pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/522 "2026-10-09T19:24:37Z")
And as evidenced by your actions there’s nothing you can do about it because you care not to do anything about it. 🀭 πŸ₯œ 🍿 😏 ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2026, 7:27pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/523 "2026-10-09T19:27:58Z")
And as evidence of your actions and lack of self control you replied again. Proving my point you cants not reply, I own you . πŸΏπŸ†πŸΏπŸ€£πŸΏπŸ†πŸ€£πŸΏ ---
**Author:** ![Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/uriel_the_flame/32/490165_2.png) [@Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Uriel_the_Flame)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2026, 7:29pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/524 "2026-10-09T19:29:00Z")
Exactly like that, keep dancing. πŸ˜‰ πŸ₯œ 😊 🍿 ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2026, 7:29pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/525 "2026-10-09T19:29:11Z")
Your hands are already dirty from being on the toilet. Touching your phone before you wash them contaminates it. Putting it on a shelf changes nothing # Dirty ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2026, 7:30pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/526 "2026-10-09T19:30:33Z")
Why were my hands dirty for being on a toilet when I’ve not touched it with my hands? Do you sit on your hands before you pee? Dumbass ---
**Author:** ![Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/uriel_the_flame/32/490165_2.png) [@Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Uriel_the_Flame)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2026, 7:31pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/527 "2026-10-09T19:31:05Z")
> [@kage1982](#): > > Why war my hands > [@kage1982](#): > > Dumbass 🀭 🍿 :ccpguard: ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2026, 7:33pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/528 "2026-10-09T19:33:46Z")
You definitely sit on your hands ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2026, 7:35pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/529 "2026-10-09T19:35:43Z")
Rent free In your head dumbass πŸΏπŸ†πŸΏπŸ† ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2026, 7:36pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/530 "2026-10-09T19:36:37Z")
You might wanna wipe your mouth after you finish on the loo too as that things full of the same stuff that comes out of your ass. ---
**Author:** ![Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/uriel_the_flame/32/490165_2.png) [@Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Uriel_the_Flame)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2026, 7:36pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/531 "2026-10-09T19:36:59Z")
Aw you’re angry for us laughing at you because you don’t think before you post. 🀭 🍿 😊 🍿 ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2026, 7:39pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/532 "2026-10-09T19:39:14Z")
You are the one who seems angry. So mad you can’t stop replying. Kage owns you and your tears are so sweet πŸΏπŸ†πŸΏπŸ†πŸΏπŸ€£ ---
**Author:** ![Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/uriel_the_flame/32/490165_2.png) [@Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Uriel_the_Flame)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2026, 7:39pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/533 "2026-10-09T19:39:50Z")
![Palpatine Good GIFs | Tenor](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/5/f/6/5f6010dac56bdf13de6084b4d9ca897994750d3f.gif) πŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2026, 7:44pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/534 "2026-10-09T19:44:07Z")
Resorting to Gif replies now eh . What’s the matter can’t muster and original one ? Face it you got owned , I live rent free in your head ---
**Author:** ![Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/uriel_the_flame/32/490165_2.png) [@Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Uriel_the_Flame)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2026, 7:45pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/535 "2026-10-09T19:45:27Z")
You sound scared of memes. πŸ€” 😊 πŸ₯œ 🍿 ---
**Author:** ![Spring\_Sky](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/spring_sky/32/447439_2.png) [@Spring\_Sky](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Spring_Sky)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2026, 7:46pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/536 "2026-10-09T19:46:21Z")
Like I said it’s an infinite entertainment loop, the salt just mines itself. 🀭 @Uriel_the_Flame ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2026, 7:50pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/537 "2026-10-09T19:50:52Z")
It’s a Gif not a meme you berk. Sounds like you are obsessed with me you can’t stop replying . I own you πŸΏπŸ†πŸΏπŸ† ---
**Author:** ![Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/uriel_the_flame/32/490165_2.png) [@Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Uriel_the_Flame)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2026, 7:52pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/538 "2026-10-09T19:52:15Z")
> [@kage1982](#): > > It’s a Gif not a meme ![Goodfellas (1990) : r/iwatchedanoldmovie](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/a/7/6/a76760e8124c7a762895d6a33675a55983268f7e.gif) 🍿 🀭 🍿 ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2026, 7:57pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/539 "2026-10-09T19:57:18Z")
There you go again still replying Your my β– β– β– β– β–  now , your alt too πŸ™‚ [Previous page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272.md?page=24) [Next page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272.md?page=26)