# Gank CONTRACT: Kage1982 **URL:** \ **Category:** Crime & Punishment\ **Created:** [September 14, 2026, 11:00pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272 "2026-09-14T23:00:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 32
**Author:** ![Spring\_Sky](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/spring_sky/32/447439_2.png) [@Spring\_Sky](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Spring_Sky)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2026, 8:13pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/661 "2026-10-10T20:13:51Z")
🤭 he certainly has the hygiene of one although I wonder if that’s unfair too swine. ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2026, 9:17pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/662 "2026-10-10T21:17:18Z")
Can’t resist replying especially with your ai slop. Talentless w​⚓ and dancing to my tune ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2026, 9:40pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/663 "2026-10-10T21:40:07Z")
# Oink Oink ( Wash your hands ) ---
**Author:** ![Spring\_Sky](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/spring_sky/32/447439_2.png) [@Spring\_Sky](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Spring_Sky)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2026, 9:40pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/664 "2026-10-10T21:40:40Z")
🐷 🐷 🐷 (Wash your petri-dish phone) ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2026, 7:57am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/665 "2026-10-11T07:57:17Z")
You just keep having to reply. I own you ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2026, 8:10am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/666 "2026-10-12T08:10:57Z")
![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/0/0/9/009df8482de8ddd3e88805ce60ea450ad6e495ac.jpeg) What’s the matter , cat got your tongue? ---
**Author:** ![Christine\_Creed](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/christine_creed/32/510186_2.png) [@Christine\_Creed](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Christine_Creed)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2026, 9:11am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/667 "2026-10-12T09:11:58Z")
Wooowee. I can smell that picture all the way across the room. 😆 ---
**Author:** ![Lydra\_Victor](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/lydra_victor/32/515931_2.png) [@Lydra\_Victor](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Lydra_Victor)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2026, 9:48am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/668 "2026-10-12T09:48:30Z")
> [@Spring\_Sky](#): > > scammer! Hey! Please don’t insult my career .. 😒 ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2026, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/669 "2026-10-12T10:18:13Z")
![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/c/c/1/cc12d9fa876f0ea62c1a3fc441da5019f386158a.png) I’m a **scammer** ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2026, 1:08pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/670 "2026-10-12T13:08:13Z")
Can see you scrubs can’t help but reply with your AI slop. I live rent free in your head ---
**Author:** ![Spring\_Sky](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/spring_sky/32/447439_2.png) [@Spring\_Sky](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Spring_Sky)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2026, 1:21pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/671 "2026-10-12T13:21:54Z")
Enjoy the stay. It’s the closest you’ll ever get to intelligence. 💖 @kage1982 ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2026, 1:32pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/672 "2026-10-12T13:32:33Z")
Really ? Seems pretty empty in here apart from this guy. ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/4/6/1/4616be4c0a2f10a0126db95bdf898bd005599741.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2026, 3:03pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/673 "2026-10-12T15:03:24Z")
Childlish @kage1982 . Try to act like an adult ---
**Author:** ![Spring\_Sky](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/spring_sky/32/447439_2.png) [@Spring\_Sky](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Spring_Sky)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2026, 7:06pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/674 "2026-10-12T19:06:23Z")
Bold words from someone whose entire personality is copy-pasted from the internet @kage1982 ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2026, 7:45pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/675 "2026-10-12T19:45:18Z")
**berk /bɜːk/** - **Word Type:** Noun / Forum Insult - **Definition:** A foolish or stupid person. - **Kage1982 Context:** The signature insult used by the notorious EVE Online forum user **Kage1982** to demean and attack critics in the “Crime & Punishment” sub-forum. - **Example Usage:** _“Perhaps if you spent less time stalking me round the forums like an **utter berk** … your life wouldn’t suck so much.”_ - **Community Impact:** His hostile use of the word triggered a massive player backlash, leading the community to issue active in-game **gank contracts** to hunt down the berk’s ships. ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/6/7/5/675b818714232f8978cc19797c059387f2fce376.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Spring\_Sky](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/spring_sky/32/447439_2.png) [@Spring\_Sky](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Spring_Sky)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2026, 7:54pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/676 "2026-10-12T19:54:11Z")
![1000003306](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/9/8/e/98e3a733ee62b3191402e575f3cc3bf11d6c1110.jpeg) Let’s gat his gyatt and pop his pod fam! ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2026, 8:08pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/677 "2026-10-12T20:08:55Z")
![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/5/5/c/55cbc520d0d97939b3a6be9c1fb1f8d4be649d7c.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2026, 2:56pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/678 "2026-10-13T14:56:37Z")
Says the AI slop troll ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2026, 3:34pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/679 "2026-10-13T15:34:47Z")
> [@Spring\_Sky](#): > > Dance some more @kage1982 ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/6/9/e/69e6ff55d61d99e69b997eae4e0dfda75dffa201.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2026, 4:00pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/680 "2026-10-13T16:00:54Z")
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