# Gank CONTRACT: Kage1982

**URL:** <https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272>\
**Category:** Crime & Punishment\
**Created:** [September 14, 2026, 11:00pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272 "2026-09-14T23:00:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 34

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**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2026, 5:13pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/703 "2026-10-13T17:13:43Z")

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no, this one

 ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/7/f/e/7fe5307fc93dce60b2b6f45b889f445dfb3753b4.png)

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**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2026, 5:16pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/704 "2026-10-13T17:16:59Z")

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but it is the same guy so who cares what the difference is

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**Author:** ![Spring\_Sky](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/spring_sky/32/447439_2.png) [@Spring\_Sky](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Spring_Sky)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2026, 5:17pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/706 "2026-10-13T17:17:56Z")

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![1000001078](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/5/4/6/54623cd2eb4927dd8ff2e427b9600b482bcdec87.jpeg)

I’ll let my naysayers and disbelievers think what they want to make themselves feel better the fact I went from Aikos alt, to Zaeras alt to Uriels alt now to frost packers alt says everything I need to know how hard he’s coping.

I’ll dry my tears on the plex I made from my mining permit and hilaimas ice belts

Praise Aiko, long live the queen of highsec!

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**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2026, 5:18pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/707 "2026-10-13T17:18:08Z")

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yeah, going to block him, definatly cringeworthy

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**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2026, 5:19pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/708 "2026-10-13T17:19:38Z")

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no, i refuse

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**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2026, 5:22pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/709 "2026-10-13T17:22:45Z")

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Actually a sweet guy once you get past the wordsalad, he is a bit of tightwad though. Trying to get money out of him is harder than getting blood out of a stone or Kage to wash his hands. after a poop.

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**Author:** ![Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/uriel_the_flame/32/490165_2.png) [@Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Uriel_the_Flame)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2026, 5:24pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/710 "2026-10-13T17:24:46Z")

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> [@Zaera\_Keena](#):
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> sweet guy

Didn’t he call Aiko a `fat elephant` and other things on numerous occasions, and been a misogynist towards females countless times? 🤔

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**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2026, 5:25pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/711 "2026-10-13T17:25:19Z")

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AIko has blocked him again

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**Author:** ![Spring\_Sky](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/spring_sky/32/447439_2.png) [@Spring\_Sky](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Spring_Sky)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2026, 5:41pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/712 "2026-10-13T17:41:53Z")

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He is not my favorite but I don’t hate him either.

I can recall a few times I bumped into him in the ice, and he was pleasant.

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**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2026, 5:54pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/713 "2026-10-13T17:54:07Z")

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Couldn’t resist the replying the end could you .

Pawned !

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**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2026, 5:58pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/714 "2026-10-13T17:58:53Z")

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Couldn’t resist replying to him, could you?

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**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2026, 5:59pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/715 "2026-10-13T17:59:26Z")

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just get your totality day stuff and call it a day, does that sound resonable

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**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2026, 6:36pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/716 "2026-10-13T18:36:55Z")

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Another one .

You guys are incapable of replying when I post.

Ai slop , low level trolling you just can’t walk away can you. It’s because I own you now 🙂

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**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2026, 6:46pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/717 "2026-10-13T18:46:40Z")

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> [@kage1982](#):
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> It’s because I own you now

You can’t afford me sweetie

 ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/e/1/2/e12473129b8248935769e89a35b19f8e0c7a2ed2.jpeg)

**Prize-winning adult female pedigree seeking a loyal companion to spoil her rotten**. 💅✨

I’m gorgeous, glamorous, and pure luxury. I love being dressed in high fashion, eating fine dinners with champagne, and being treated to late-night sweet treats. 🥂

**My Temperament:**  
I’m affectionate, playful, and honestly pretty clingy once I like you. I’m fully house-trained, but I definitely love breaking the rules to get exactly what I want.

**What I’m looking for in an owner:**

- You must love cuddling on the couch for hours.
- You need to keep your hands on me at all times. 💅
- You take me out on long, romantic “walks” to expensive restaurants.

**Perks of adopting me:**

- I’m extremely loyal and protective of my partner.
- I am guaranteed to look stunning on your arm.
- I give the absolute best kisses. 😘

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**Author:** ![BangoSKank](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/bangoskank/32/493034_2.png) [@BangoSKank](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/BangoSKank)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2026, 7:09pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/718 "2026-10-13T19:09:38Z")

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You say the most toxic and provocative shite, then make out people are stalking you for replying to your BS. If it wasn’t so pathetic it could almost be funny. In a bit 🐕 💩. Bet you can’t resist replying, you melt!

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**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2026, 9:40pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/719 "2026-10-13T21:40:02Z")

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AI slop reply again , i live in your head rent free

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**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2026, 9:40pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/720 "2026-10-13T21:40:24Z")

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Calm down Miner you sound mad

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**Author:** ![Spring\_Sky](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/spring_sky/32/447439_2.png) [@Spring\_Sky](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Spring_Sky)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2026, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/721 "2026-10-14T13:20:24Z")

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Different day same three lines, can I get a -ya berk- for bingo? @kage1982

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**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2026, 5:05pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/722 "2026-10-14T17:05:56Z")

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Ha if you dont like that maybe freshen up your own repertoire as thats what im throwing back at you chubs

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**Author:** ![Aiko\_Danuja](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/aiko_danuja/32/481237_2.png) [@Aiko\_Danuja](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Aiko_Danuja)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2026, 6:47pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/723 "2026-10-14T18:47:26Z")

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> [@Spring\_Sky](#):
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> can I get a -ya berk- for bingo?

I have not been reading this drivel, but I asked ChatGPT to fulfill your request.

6.1 Sol Medium - 2m 48s

 ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/3/e/e/3eed8f9939bbabd3021b0db03347aa492ee8a00b.jpeg)

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