# Gank CONTRACT: Kage1982 **URL:** \ **Category:** Crime & Punishment\ **Created:** [September 14, 2026, 11:00pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272 "2026-09-14T23:00:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 35
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2026, 7:35pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/724 "2026-10-14T19:35:16Z")
Yip, that is him to an absolute tee. Every single box 👌 ---
**Author:** ![Spring\_Sky](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/spring_sky/32/447439_2.png) [@Spring\_Sky](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Spring_Sky)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2026, 7:42pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/725 "2026-10-14T19:42:18Z")
That’s like bingo on every line, where’s my fabulous prize?!?!? ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2026, 7:53pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/726 "2026-10-14T19:53:56Z")
![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/5/a/6/5a6b7696312927e033335e812868be7ede4a4034.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2026, 8:16pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/727 "2026-10-14T20:16:09Z")
Oh look more AI slop from John and the low skill trolls ---
**Author:** ![Spring\_Sky](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/spring_sky/32/447439_2.png) [@Spring\_Sky](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Spring_Sky)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2026, 8:36pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/728 "2026-10-14T20:36:54Z")
I-4 G-1 ---
**Author:** ![Aiko\_Danuja](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/aiko_danuja/32/481237_2.png) [@Aiko\_Danuja](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Aiko_Danuja)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2026, 9:10pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/729 "2026-10-14T21:10:21Z")
B5 as well ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2026, 9:42pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/730 "2026-10-14T21:42:02Z")
You are like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone takes you out but no one actually wants you. ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2026, 9:44pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/731 "2026-10-14T21:44:01Z")
As for little Jimmy I’ll be frank and honest with you. You bang on that you are some sort of well know celebrity etc but the reality is you are like a new brand of toilet roll. Everyone knows your name but they still wipe their ass with you 👍 Now wash you hands and jog on you berk ---
**Author:** ![Spring\_Sky](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/spring_sky/32/447439_2.png) [@Spring\_Sky](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Spring_Sky)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2026, 10:06pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/732 "2026-10-14T22:06:24Z")
As Aiko mentioned B-5 G-5 I-1 Bingo yet? We must be getting close lol You big mad yet? You sound mad? You mad bro? Your sounding extra zesty 🤭 @kage1982 ---
**Author:** ![Pam\_Stroker](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/pam_stroker/32/514322_2.png) [@Pam\_Stroker](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Pam_Stroker)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2026, 10:26pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/733 "2026-10-14T22:26:46Z")
Why are you naming your toilet rolls? Are you ill, friend? ---
**Author:** ![Spring\_Sky](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/spring_sky/32/447439_2.png) [@Spring\_Sky](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Spring_Sky)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2026, 11:00pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/734 "2026-10-14T23:00:55Z")
Welcome to the forums! @Pam_Stroker Nah he’s just sick in the head, if you can stomach the drivel he argued about picking his ass and playing on his phone in the bathroom and can’t figure out that it’s gross A.F. ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2026, 7:57am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/735 "2026-10-15T07:57:14Z")
> [@Spring\_Sky](#): > > he argued about picking his ass and playing on his phone in the bathroom No he didn’t . It’s you who picks your ass or as is it wipe your mouth ? Hard to tell the difference with you 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2026, 8:28am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/737 "2026-10-15T08:28:32Z")
Why are you still using unoriginal AI slop you talentless berk ? ---
**Author:** ![Mortlake](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/mortlake/32/510240_2.png) [@Mortlake](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Mortlake)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2026, 9:03am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/739 "2026-10-15T09:03:28Z")
> [@kage1982](#): > > peace of bread And to you also, brother. ![1000014984](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/f/0/2/f0299e381aa23fb46eadfa8c51173ab0234587de.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Uta\_Asmai](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/uta_asmai/32/476817_2.png) [@Uta\_Asmai](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Uta_Asmai)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2026, 9:23am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/740 "2026-10-15T09:23:23Z")
please welcome your incoming forum and ingame ban because of a: namecalling and b: harrasment…kill your targets yourself… ---
**Author:** ![Uta\_Asmai](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/uta_asmai/32/476817_2.png) [@Uta\_Asmai](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Uta_Asmai)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2026, 9:28am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/741 "2026-10-15T09:28:05Z")
> [@Mortlake](#): > > And to you also, brother. > > ![1000014984](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/f/0/2/f0299e381aa23fb46eadfa8c51173ab0234587de.jpeg) Look …it’s what europeans consider cake because of massive amounts of sugar in it and americans call ‘bread(it’s more of a sponge than real bread)’, you can basily clean your dishes with it(and should not even think about eating it because it is REALLY bad for your health) and it does NOT fall apart… 🙂 So many conservatives in it you can leave it in the box for 2 years and it remains ‘fresh’…very ‘naturally’… ---
**Author:** ![Uta\_Asmai](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/uta_asmai/32/476817_2.png) [@Uta\_Asmai](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Uta_Asmai)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2026, 9:33am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/742 "2026-10-15T09:33:39Z")
It’s really time for a forum ai use ban…this has nothing to do with ‘creativity’… ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2026, 12:05pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/744 "2026-10-15T12:05:54Z")
Who ? ---
**Author:** ![Christine\_Creed](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/christine_creed/32/510186_2.png) [@Christine\_Creed](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Christine_Creed)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2026, 12:31pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/745 "2026-10-15T12:31:06Z")
> [@Uta\_Asmai](#): > > So many conservatives in it Wow, even bread itself isnt safe from the political storm. ---
**Author:** ![Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/uriel_the_flame/32/490165_2.png) [@Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Uriel_the_Flame)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2026, 12:56pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/746 "2026-10-15T12:56:35Z")
> [@Christine\_Creed](#): > > even bread itself isnt safe from the political storm Some shipments of tea could talk about it. 🤔 👀 😏 :ccpguard: [Previous page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272.md?page=34) [Next page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272.md?page=36)