# Gank CONTRACT: Kage1982

**URL:** <https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272>\
**Category:** Crime & Punishment\
**Created:** [September 14, 2026, 11:00pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272 "2026-09-14T23:00:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 36

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**Author:** ![Gloria\_Exercitus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/gloria_exercitus/32/509735_2.png) [@Gloria\_Exercitus](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Gloria_Exercitus)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2026, 1:28pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/747 "2026-10-15T13:28:39Z")

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I stole an infinite supply of ’ Get Out Of Being A Berk…FREE’ cards in Uedama. I’ve also liberally sprinkled the system with ‘Go Straight To Ahbazon, Do Not Pass Jita, Do Not Collect 200m ISK’ cards in containers.

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**Author:** ![Gloria\_Exercitus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/gloria_exercitus/32/509735_2.png) [@Gloria\_Exercitus](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Gloria_Exercitus)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2026, 1:35pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/748 "2026-10-15T13:35:43Z")

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‘Soft and wholesome white bread’ is a bit like anti-ganking. All the goodness has been taken out and what’s left is dull, boring, and tasteless. Ganking is good, wholesome, multi-grain brown bread…high in natural minerals like Void and Antimatter, and with plenty of roughage.

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**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2026, 2:42pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/749 "2026-10-15T14:42:35Z")

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please stop using such disgusting memes

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**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2026, 2:44pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/750 "2026-10-15T14:44:14Z")

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What a way to talk about your friend lol

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**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2026, 2:44pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/751 "2026-10-15T14:44:43Z")

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i am talking about the memes you and your buddies put up

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**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2026, 2:45pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/752 "2026-10-15T14:45:15Z")

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if you do one more meme ill flag the topic

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**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2026, 2:47pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/753 "2026-10-15T14:47:24Z")

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No behave unless you want another spanking

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**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2026, 2:47pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/754 "2026-10-15T14:47:56Z")

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behaving is not one of your finer qualities, yet you want me to, i think not

🤔

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**Author:** ![Spring\_Sky](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/spring_sky/32/447439_2.png) [@Spring\_Sky](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Spring_Sky)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2026, 2:58pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/755 "2026-10-15T14:58:22Z")

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> [@Drosera\_Binata](#):
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> please stop using such disgusting memes

I’m afraid Kage did that to himself when he tried -normalizing- picking his butt and playing with his phone in the bathroom.

Plus Zaera Keena is at her best when she misbehaves 💖

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**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2026, 2:59pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/756 "2026-10-15T14:59:37Z")

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that is it, ill flag the topic

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**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2026, 3:00pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/757 "2026-10-15T15:00:19Z")

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-done

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**Author:** ![Spring\_Sky](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/spring_sky/32/447439_2.png) [@Spring\_Sky](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Spring_Sky)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2026, 3:03pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/758 "2026-10-15T15:03:54Z")

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Good job Kage the whole thread is flagged and going to get locked cause you couldn’t stop picking your butthole and playing with your phone, I hope your happy!

Wash your hands ya berk!

@kage1982

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**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2026, 3:07pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/760 "2026-10-15T15:07:22Z")

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really??? -\_-

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**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2026, 3:09pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/761 "2026-10-15T15:09:49Z")

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> [@Spring\_Sky](#):
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> I hope your happy!

i know i am happy that it will get locked

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**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2026, 3:13pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/762 "2026-10-15T15:13:07Z")

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You still owe me 3 TRILLION ISK

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**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2026, 3:13pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/763 "2026-10-15T15:13:18Z")

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I’ll take things that didn’t happen for £500

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**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2026, 3:14pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/764 "2026-10-15T15:14:44Z")

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no, i never did

i pay my debts, when they arent fake

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**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2026, 3:15pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/765 "2026-10-15T15:15:36Z")

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Your inability to read is shocking , tell me you are an American without telling me you are American.

If reading one’s phone on the loo is considered “picking your butt” I dread to think what your hands look like.

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**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2026, 3:16pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/766 "2026-10-15T15:16:45Z")

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Such low level trash talk, you are like Gloria , head filled full of crap that didn’t happen.

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**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2026, 3:18pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/767 "2026-10-15T15:18:44Z")

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just to try (even though it will probably fail) to change the subject, we (me and my ceo) found the remains of a blown up station in a system near jita, there is now a limited access raitaru, but we did steal all the ore that was in the hanger containers, probably about 100mil isk or more worth of it!

as well as a t2 fit pioneer

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