# Gank CONTRACT: Kage1982 **URL:** \ **Category:** Crime & Punishment\ **Created:** [September 14, 2026, 11:00pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272 "2026-09-14T23:00:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 43
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2026, 10:26pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/890 "2026-10-15T22:26:40Z")
> [@Drosera\_Binata](#): > > i do try to refrain from pvp unless they are in an easy target that is suspect ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/b/d/b/bdb8cc99779272ccf5bee2ac059a062dc1ce4543.jpeg) # The chicken warrior has entered the battlefield. Feathers flying, claws out, and absolutely no intention of losing a 1v1 ---
**Author:** ![Spring\_Sky](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/spring_sky/32/447439_2.png) [@Spring\_Sky](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Spring_Sky)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2026, 10:28pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/891 "2026-10-15T22:28:52Z")
Kage was trying to slide into your dms with a faction-tier creep fit but a civilian-tier game 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2026, 10:30pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/892 "2026-10-15T22:30:22Z")
oy vey, i cant help but laugh at that one ---
**Author:** ![Gloria\_Exercitus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/gloria_exercitus/32/509735_2.png) [@Gloria\_Exercitus](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Gloria_Exercitus)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2026, 10:31pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/893 "2026-10-15T22:31:27Z")
> [@Spring\_Sky](#): > > Kage was trying to slide into your dms with a faction-tier creep fit but a civilian-tier game My Loki could one-shot most of his ships. I was really hoping he’d fire on me…so I could at least get a shot in before Concord did. ---
**Author:** ![Gloria\_Exercitus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/gloria_exercitus/32/509735_2.png) [@Gloria\_Exercitus](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Gloria_Exercitus)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2026, 10:40pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/894 "2026-10-15T22:40:40Z")
> [@Spring\_Sky](#): > > Kage was trying to slide into your dms with a faction-tier creep fit but a civilian-tier game Its not that hard to get behind Jita station. I lurk there as the main exit is 34km away and I’m outside the range of even the best faction scram. Its a common tactic…you’ll often see groups of ships behind the station for that purpose. But it relies on most people having no idea how easy it is to get back there in 1 jump 🙂 Watching Kage spend half an hour crawling up the side of the station was amusing though. ---
**Author:** ![Spring\_Sky](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/spring_sky/32/447439_2.png) [@Spring\_Sky](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Spring_Sky)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2026, 10:41pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/895 "2026-10-15T22:41:44Z")
Lol it was the only shot he was going to get, I still can’t believe he spent like an hour doing that then claimed he was afk what a berk ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2026, 12:55am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/896 "2026-10-16T00:55:10Z")
Yeah sure you are Gloria , on a magic unicorn right ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2026, 12:57am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/897 "2026-10-16T00:57:02Z")
Again afk on follow but yeah keep chatting nonsense on things that didn’t happen you sad act ---
**Author:** ![Spring\_Sky](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/spring_sky/32/447439_2.png) [@Spring\_Sky](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Spring_Sky)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2026, 1:33am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/898 "2026-10-16T01:33:49Z")
Imagine admitting you hit ‘Keep at Range’ on Gloria, walked away to make a sandwich, and then trying to gaslight everyone into believing Schrödinger’s Fleet happened. You can’t claim you were AFK _and_ claim it didn’t happen. Admitting you did it while claiming ‘it didn’t happen’ isn’t a defens it’s like a public confession that you lack the cognitive capacity to track your own timeline. You should go file a support ticket for your dignity, because this thread just liquidated it. True bot aspirant behavior if I ever saw it. ---
**Author:** ![Gloria\_Exercitus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/gloria_exercitus/32/509735_2.png) [@Gloria\_Exercitus](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Gloria_Exercitus)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2026, 5:10am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/899 "2026-10-16T05:10:51Z")
> [@kage1982](#): > > Again afk on follow Like Spring Sky says…it’s hilarious that you were ‘AFK’, ‘ignoring me’, etc, yet you had me ‘on follow’. Given that you’d just been in the safety of Jita station for an hour, I was **so** unimportant that you then undocked and sat there in range of 8 Tornadoes, crawling up the side of Jita station at 0.01mph trying to ‘follow’ me…lol. Let’s face it. You would not have crawled up the side of Jita station for half an hour if I hadn’t been there. You don’t ‘ignore’ someone by spending half an hour ( unsuccessfully ) trying to figure out how to get your ship in range of them 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2026, 9:11am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/900 "2026-10-16T09:11:59Z")
Tbh I think most people click keep at range for Gloria . In and out of the game ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2026, 9:14am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/901 "2026-10-16T09:14:26Z")
> [@Spring\_Sky](#): > > Admitting you did it while claiming ‘it didn’t happen’ isn’t a defens it’s like a public confession that you lack the cognitive capacity to track your own timeline. Are you thick or just illiterate? Read it again. What she believe happens and what actually happened are two different things. That was the implication that even a 5 year old reading level person could understand. Your reading is shocking but then again you have Vince’s wife running your education department so I’m not shocked that you read like someone who’s taken a few blows to the head ---
**Author:** ![Pam\_Stroker](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/pam_stroker/32/514322_2.png) [@Pam\_Stroker](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Pam_Stroker)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2026, 11:08am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/902 "2026-10-16T11:08:14Z")
I’m still fascinated by the named toilet rolls, to be honest. ![unnamed](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/b/8/0/b808ef67f1f238cd445a75e01c27253f07f309f8.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Gloria\_Exercitus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/gloria_exercitus/32/509735_2.png) [@Gloria\_Exercitus](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Gloria_Exercitus)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2026, 12:01pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/903 "2026-10-16T12:01:53Z")
> [@kage1982](#): > > What she believe happens and what actually happened are two different things I love those ‘True Crime’ shows where the person’s alibi falls apart and they have to keep changing it. Why on earth would anyone keep at range when they are well within optimal range for a sniper ? In fact the range you chose was bringing you closer…until you started crawling up the side of Jita. Yeah…that makes a _lot_ of sense 🙂 So your story is that you decided to hang about outside Jita, in easy range of 8 Tornadoes and my sniper Loki, and all manner of other ganker type ships…totally AFK…and keep me at range…for no real reason at all. If _I_ hadn’t been there you’d have just shot off to Perimeter. Why don’t you finally be honest and admit that you weren’t ignoring me as the only reason you hung around was that I was there. ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2026, 12:23pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/904 "2026-10-16T12:23:53Z")
Named brand , you know the little words on the front of the packet they come in. Go ask mummy and daddy or your guardian who buys your shopping they will know. Do that while you take your AI slop with you ---
**Author:** ![Lydra\_Victor](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/lydra_victor/32/515931_2.png) [@Lydra\_Victor](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Lydra_Victor)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2026, 12:24pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/905 "2026-10-16T12:24:18Z")
> [@Zaera\_Keena](#): > > all ore in highsec belongs to **Aiko** Aiko is a greedy miner now? 🤨 ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2026, 12:28pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/906 "2026-10-16T12:28:33Z")
> [@Gloria\_Exercitus](#): > > I love those ‘True Crime’ shows where the person’s alibi falls apart and they have to keep changing it. Does happen because a moron can’t read ? > [@Gloria\_Exercitus](#): > > Why on earth would anyone keep at range when they are well within optimal range for a sniper ? In fact the range you chose was bringing you closer…until you started crawling up the side of Jita. Yeah…that makes a _lot_ of sense 🙂 Because they don’t care that you are there ? Or that you exist , or they are spending more time and effort making a snack than any of the above ? > [@Gloria\_Exercitus](#): > > So your story is that you decided to hang about outside Jita, in easy range of 8 Tornadoes and my sniper Loki, and all manner of other ganker type ships…totally AFK…and keep me at range…for no real reason at all. > > If _I_ hadn’t been there you’d have just shot off to Perimeter. Why don’t you finally be honest and admit that you weren’t ignoring me as the only reason you hung around was that I was there. I’ve sat in Jita with 6 billion worth of cargo in a freighter afk for hours because I’ve fallen asleep at the keyboard plenty of times and no one ganked me , just like no one bothered to this time as well. You see Gloria we don’t all take the game as super serious as you do, we play for fun whereas you and people like you are in this game to compensate for being a tragically unremarkable human being in the real world . ---
**Author:** ![Pam\_Stroker](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/pam_stroker/32/514322_2.png) [@Pam\_Stroker](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Pam_Stroker)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2026, 12:30pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/907 "2026-10-16T12:30:31Z")
Remind me again who is living rent-free in who’s head? ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2026, 12:59pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/908 "2026-10-16T12:59:35Z")
Pretty me in all your heads as you keep replying on here unable to just walk away. I challenge you to do so and prove me wrong . FYI non of them have come for this so called bounty either. Whole thread is just some low skill low level trolling attempt by a group of failed human beings with multiple complexes . I’ll wait for the usual AI slop replies or sarcastic remarks etc it’s predictable ---
**Author:** ![Aiko\_Danuja](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/aiko_danuja/32/481237_2.png) [@Aiko\_Danuja](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Aiko_Danuja)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2026, 1:16pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/909 "2026-10-16T13:16:51Z")
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