# Gank CONTRACT: Kage1982 **URL:** \ **Category:** Crime & Punishment\ **Created:** [September 14, 2026, 11:00pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272 "2026-09-14T23:00:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 53
**Author:** ![Pam\_Stroker](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/pam_stroker/32/514322_2.png) [@Pam\_Stroker](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Pam_Stroker)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2026, 9:51pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1090 "2026-10-16T21:51:27Z")
I can when it’s present. It wasn’t. ---
**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2026, 9:52pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1091 "2026-10-16T21:52:33Z")
actually, i practice better hygene then that ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2026, 9:53pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1092 "2026-10-16T21:53:18Z")
Sounds like it, bathroom full of filthy surfaces , might wanna hire a maid ---
**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2026, 9:54pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1093 "2026-10-16T21:54:21Z")
![Red Rotating Alarm Light with Person Silhouette](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/c/a/2/ca2b132ddc01df6eba9d5d7b78a42d6bff57c71c.webp) no, i wont. ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2026, 9:54pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1094 "2026-10-16T21:54:44Z")
scruff lol ---
**Author:** ![Pam\_Stroker](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/pam_stroker/32/514322_2.png) [@Pam\_Stroker](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Pam_Stroker)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2026, 9:54pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1095 "2026-10-16T21:54:49Z")
> [@kage1982](#): > > You might need something the size of a iPhone 18 This is oddly specific. Possibly a weird flex about the make and model of phone owned. Who knows what goes on in the mind of someone who names their toilet rolls? ---
**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2026, 9:56pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1096 "2026-10-16T21:56:01Z")
with hygene like that i think it is safe to assume you pee in the shower and pool too. ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2026, 9:56pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1097 "2026-10-16T21:56:22Z")
> [@Pam\_Stroker](#): > > Who knows what goes on in the mind of someone who names their toilet rolls? You do realise how dumb you sound saying this right? > [@Pam\_Stroker](#): > > This is oddly specific. > > Possibly a weird flex about the make and model of phone owned. BIg phone Big ass, or was that hard for your special mind to grasp ? ---
**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2026, 9:56pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1098 "2026-10-16T21:56:29Z")
no kidding ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2026, 9:57pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1099 "2026-10-16T21:57:02Z")
There are two types of people in this world , thos who admit to that and bloody liars ---
**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2026, 9:57pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1100 "2026-10-16T21:57:11Z")
i pride myself on not being fat you know ---
**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2026, 9:57pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1101 "2026-10-16T21:57:37Z")
> [@kage1982](#): > > There are two types of people in this world , those who admit to that and bloody liars so which are you??? ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2026, 9:58pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1102 "2026-10-16T21:58:02Z")
I dont lie , figure that out ---
**Author:** ![Pam\_Stroker](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/pam_stroker/32/514322_2.png) [@Pam\_Stroker](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Pam_Stroker)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2026, 9:58pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1103 "2026-10-16T21:58:19Z")
> [@kage1982](#): > > You do realise how dumb you sound saying this right? No. I understand that someone who names their toilet rolls would think so, though. If by ‘special’ you mean ‘rational’ then, yes. ---
**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2026, 9:58pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1104 "2026-10-16T21:58:22Z")
everyone lies at one point or another in their life ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2026, 9:59pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1105 "2026-10-16T21:59:52Z")
> [@Pam\_Stroker](#): > > someone who names their toilet rolls Ok ill say this slow for you simpleton. Product brands have names they dont just appear on the shelf at home, your Carer has to go get them from a thing called a shop. ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2026, 10:00pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1106 "2026-10-16T22:00:35Z")
> [@kage1982](#): > > BIg phone Big ass, ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/5/9/b/59be92d9d3e1825d0c4ab13c48cff088cc36de96.jpeg) # You’re welcome ---
**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2026, 10:00pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1107 "2026-10-16T22:00:37Z")
![Donald Trump: BIG](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/2/3/d/23d937fcb0a42cf389c633dd49fa3d153973109c.webp) (no political meaning what-so-ever) ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2026, 10:02pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1108 "2026-10-16T22:02:21Z")
Eww you brought the Orange whatsit in here now that’s bad hygiene ---
**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2026, 10:03pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1109 "2026-10-16T22:03:07Z")
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