# Gank CONTRACT: Kage1982 **URL:** \ **Category:** Crime & Punishment\ **Created:** [September 14, 2026, 11:00pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272 "2026-09-14T23:00:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 54
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2026, 10:04pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1110 "2026-10-16T22:04:45Z")
Wasn’t that the last guy ? his head looked a tad rusty between the ears ---
**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2026, 10:06pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1111 "2026-10-16T22:06:02Z")
well how much duct tape do you use in your house, at lease 1k rolls considering that you are minmatar, just make sure no one brings goo be gone ![Community: Troy and Abed's Duct Tape Prank](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/0/0/f/00fb4e90d015a66c06ef5cd0fbb0d3184d950d86.webp) ![Fixed: Man Repairs Wall](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/7/4/e/74e4d81b55c565b8906d88e941402f469a445b6f.webp) ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2026, 10:09pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1112 "2026-10-16T22:09:12Z")
I think someone has been drinking their parents liquor again ---
**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2026, 10:09pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1113 "2026-10-16T22:09:31Z")
yeah, i agree, you have ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2026, 10:12pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1114 "2026-10-16T22:12:49Z")
![Sarcastic Laugh](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/2/8/7/28702b1d11fd1d7593871fb749d7655eb126ebcb.webp) ---
**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2026, 10:17pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1115 "2026-10-16T22:17:46Z")
![Doctor Who: The Doctor Approves](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/b/5/2/b5249806518e40deba606d38fd2353dcffe3a587.webp) good boy kage, as you very well know: ![An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away - Dr Who Dalek](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/8/e/e/8ee45b46c944960f6e42f9ba751895695cc6c982.webp) ![Doctor Who Matt Smith](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/3/f/9/3f9b5bae1d3301e5ee2eaa8c5767fc4ce742078a.webp) ---
**Author:** ![Pam\_Stroker](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/pam_stroker/32/514322_2.png) [@Pam\_Stroker](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Pam_Stroker)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2026, 2:33pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1116 "2026-10-17T14:33:06Z")
> [@kage1982](#): > > your career has to go get them from a thing called a shop My career? Please stop drinking. Think of little Cushelle and Velvet. What will become of them if you descend into alcoholism? Who will flip my burgers when you lose your job? You have responsibilities. Man up. ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2026, 3:27pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1117 "2026-10-17T15:27:44Z")
More like **Berk Up** ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/e/e/4/ee47c4e5c4287691792ebb1dcb4032df49401167.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2026, 5:23pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1118 "2026-10-17T17:23:37Z")
> [@Pam\_Stroker](#): > > Who will flip my burgers when you lose your job? Oh so I flip burgers now do I ? What’s wrong with people who cook for a living ? You have some kind of problem with the hospitality industry? Do them all a favour stay at home, make your own food or have your Carer do it for you . > [@Pam\_Stroker](#): > > Man up. Toxic masculinity oh hold on folks we have an Andrew Tate wannabe in the house ! ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2026, 5:24pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1119 "2026-10-17T17:24:12Z")
Yet more unoriginal AI slop from you. Honestly you are a talentless twunt ---
**Author:** ![Gloria\_Exercitus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/gloria_exercitus/32/509735_2.png) [@Gloria\_Exercitus](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Gloria_Exercitus)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2026, 6:13pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1120 "2026-10-17T18:13:22Z")
So while not playing the peaceful hippy white knight in EVE…anti-gankers are off watching films with ‘Violence, injury detail, threat…infrequent strong language’…lol. ---
**Author:** ![Spring\_Sky](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/spring_sky/32/447439_2.png) [@Spring\_Sky](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Spring_Sky)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2026, 6:18pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1121 "2026-10-17T18:18:49Z")
Anti-Ganking is bad for your health and leads to boredom and installment of the game. A slippery slop indeed lol ---
**Author:** ![Pam\_Stroker](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/pam_stroker/32/514322_2.png) [@Pam\_Stroker](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Pam_Stroker)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2026, 8:29pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1122 "2026-10-17T20:29:17Z")
> [@kage1982](#): > > What’s wrong with people who cook for a living Absolutely nothing. I prefer them sober, calm and stable, though. ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2026, 10:10pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1123 "2026-10-17T22:10:08Z")
Oooor they are just films about a computer game we played as children. ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2026, 10:10pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1124 "2026-10-17T22:10:49Z")
I’m sure they prefer you not on the premises and at home ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2026, 10:48pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1125 "2026-10-18T22:48:15Z")
> [@kage1982](#): > > Honestly you are a talentless twunt ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/a/b/7/ab73c8e467efae9108b79f7d5d1027a717260a0b.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Murder\_Maid](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/murder_maid/32/515993_2.png) [@Murder\_Maid](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Murder_Maid)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2026, 12:55pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1126 "2026-10-19T12:55:16Z")
Anti ganking has killed more subscribers from boredom then rage quitting over the last 20 odd years these are facts This is spring sky btw just being lazy while I get things organized for my next adventure into null. ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2026, 1:41pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1127 "2026-10-19T13:41:08Z")
@kage1982 has gone quite - WE WIN !!! ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2026, 2:08pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1129 "2026-10-19T14:08:00Z")
> [@kage1982](#): > > I’m just out having a life 19 minutes to reply - you went for a pee. ---
**Author:** ![Murder\_Maid](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/murder_maid/32/515993_2.png) [@Murder\_Maid](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Murder_Maid)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2026, 2:12pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1130 "2026-10-19T14:12:58Z")
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