# Gank CONTRACT: Kage1982 **URL:** \ **Category:** Crime & Punishment\ **Created:** [September 14, 2026, 11:00pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272 "2026-09-14T23:00:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 55
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2026, 3:05pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1131 "2026-10-19T15:05:34Z")
![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/f/d/2/fd26bb3a3a0d986ad496c19e00d4a621ee0b736a.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2026, 3:11pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1132 "2026-10-19T15:11:22Z")
thank you for leaving his pants on 😅 ---
**Author:** ![Murder\_Maid](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/murder_maid/32/515993_2.png) [@Murder\_Maid](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Murder_Maid)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2026, 4:11pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1133 "2026-10-19T16:11:31Z")
I really don’t get what the big deal was though, it’s not like he had anything to look at 💝 ---
**Author:** ![Murder\_Maid](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/murder_maid/32/515993_2.png) [@Murder\_Maid](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Murder_Maid)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2026, 5:02pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1135 "2026-10-19T17:02:24Z")
That explains everything! ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2026, 8:52pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1136 "2026-10-19T20:52:28Z")
The best you can do @Zaera_Keena is AI slop, honestly you couldn’t get more pathetic if you tried. Low level low skill trolling and a completely talentless Berk you are . ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2026, 8:53pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1137 "2026-10-19T20:53:20Z")
No I simply have a life outside of the game and forums unlike pathetic folk like you 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Pam\_Stroker](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/pam_stroker/32/514322_2.png) [@Pam\_Stroker](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Pam_Stroker)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2026, 8:55pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1138 "2026-10-19T20:55:34Z")
The lady doth protest too much, methinks. ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2026, 9:19pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1139 "2026-10-19T21:19:21Z")
> [@kage1982](#): > > talentless Berk you are ![happy 3](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/e/d/d/edd9f9a225728a4125d6238a3bf6b713cec03999.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Murder\_Maid](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/murder_maid/32/515993_2.png) [@Murder\_Maid](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Murder_Maid)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2026, 9:25pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1140 "2026-10-19T21:25:50Z")
Pathetic outch my feeelz, I might never recover lmao Anti-ganking isn’t a playstyle, Kag it’s an adorable volunteer comedy troupe where everyone forgets their lines the second the blaster rack overheats. I genuinely appreciate you donating your free time from your oh so busy schedule to be our non-threatening little mascot. Do you get a shiny gold star sticker every time you successfully miss a lock? 🧸⭐🚀 Imagine paying a monthly sub or plexing an account to play Crossing Guard and then eventually uninstall from boredom. ---
**Author:** ![Lucy\_Alfrir](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/lucy_alfrir/32/382506_2.png) [@Lucy\_Alfrir](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Lucy_Alfrir)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2026, 9:42pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1141 "2026-10-19T21:42:11Z")
You don’t have to pay to play as an anti-ganker, alphas make just as effective anti-gankers as omegas ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2026, 10:20pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1142 "2026-10-19T22:20:32Z")
> [@Lucy\_Alfrir](#): > > just as effective anti-gankers Effective at what ? ---
**Author:** ![Lucy\_Alfrir](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/lucy_alfrir/32/382506_2.png) [@Lucy\_Alfrir](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Lucy_Alfrir)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2026, 10:32pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1143 "2026-10-19T22:32:22Z")
- Getting on killmails of ships which would die anyway - making the gankers consider bringing one more dps ship - getting ganked themselves That’s probably it, isn’t it. ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2026, 7:46am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1144 "2026-10-20T07:46:56Z")
> [@Murder\_Maid](#): > > Kag Who’s Kag ? Stop drinking yOu cAnT sPeLl etc etc ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2026, 7:47am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1145 "2026-10-20T07:47:29Z")
More AI slop ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2026, 7:58am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1146 "2026-10-20T07:58:15Z")
![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/0/f/6/0f67869ee6a5793dec2c1991d8a93afb880a1e4f.jpeg) # You love it ---
**Author:** ![Lydra\_Victor](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/lydra_victor/32/515931_2.png) [@Lydra\_Victor](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Lydra_Victor)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2026, 9:09am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1147 "2026-10-20T09:09:09Z")
> [@Lucy\_Alfrir](#): > > - Getting on killmails of ships which would die anyway using a pioneer mining ship for this would be a great way of trolling ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2026, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1148 "2026-10-20T10:29:23Z")
Not really I think it’s sad and pathetic, pretty much like you tbh ---
**Author:** ![Murder\_Maid](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/murder_maid/32/515993_2.png) [@Murder\_Maid](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Murder_Maid)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2026, 11:15am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1149 "2026-10-20T11:15:28Z")
You say that but Zaera Keena is irresistible 💋 Btw if your not piloting your ship totally wasted or faded or both your doing it wrong. ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2026, 11:53am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1150 "2026-10-20T11:53:03Z")
Yeah sure whatever deluded crap you wanna believe. ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2026, 11:59am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1151 "2026-10-20T11:59:57Z")
> [@kage1982](#): > > Who’s Kag ? **kag** / **kage1982** (_noun_, British slang / informal) **Definition:** A **berk** ; a foolish, stupid, or irritating person. [[1](https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/berk), [2](https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/berk)] **Dictionary Breakdown** - **Word Class:** Countable noun - **Synonyms:** Airhead, pillock, muppet, numptie, fool. - **Example Usage:** _“I felt a right kage1982 when I couldn’t remember where I’d parked the car.”_ [[1](https://www.vocabulary.com/dictionary/berk), [2](https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/berk), [3](https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/berk)] ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/9/7/7/977be3e024bddd1985bf54435c354c51cd153af8.jpeg) [Previous page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272.md?page=54) [Next page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272.md?page=56)