# Gank CONTRACT: Kage1982 **URL:** \ **Category:** Crime & Punishment\ **Created:** [September 14, 2026, 11:00pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272 "2026-09-14T23:00:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 57
**Author:** ![Murder\_Maid](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/murder_maid/32/515993_2.png) [@Murder\_Maid](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Murder_Maid)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2026, 6:11pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1173 "2026-10-20T18:11:23Z")
It should read Vile Rat Says: I suck at this game. @Drosera_Binata it’s an ode to Goonwaffe and Vile Rat. ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2026, 9:51pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1174 "2026-10-20T21:51:29Z")
Ok little fella ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2026, 9:52pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1175 "2026-10-20T21:52:14Z")
Wow making ■■■■ comments about a guy who died that’s scummy even for you ---
**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2026, 10:33pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1176 "2026-10-20T22:33:22Z")
Wow, you are even less smart than I thought you were if you don’t get what that means! and if you haven’t watched dr who there is something extremely wrong with you. ---
**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2026, 10:50pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1178 "2026-10-20T22:50:34Z")
hey kage, are you sure this isnt of some relation to you, i must say, you look alike. ![Modern CGI Sofa with Colorful Pillows](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/b/4/6/b46f2a4bb489133832560e2dc100a6d715c19e28.webp) ---
**Author:** ![Murder\_Maid](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/murder_maid/32/515993_2.png) [@Murder\_Maid](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Murder_Maid)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2026, 11:27pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1179 "2026-10-20T23:27:09Z")
![1000003342](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/2/9/9/2991361157e66b6acb9b01a393c32652caca59df.jpeg) I have a corp history and legends to be proud of, where’s your heritage pubbie? @kage1982 Doesn’t it hurt to always be on the outside looking in? ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2026, 9:37am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1180 "2026-10-21T09:37:00Z")
Looks like your seat at home, all of it 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2026, 9:50am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1181 "2026-10-21T09:50:55Z")
I’ve plenty I just don’t need to brag about it on a forum of trolls abs johns alts ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2026, 10:02am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1182 "2026-10-21T10:02:47Z")
![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/a/a/2/aa2c732c62ed1d71c1f33ab74287725efbfc4300.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Murder\_Maid](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/murder_maid/32/515993_2.png) [@Murder\_Maid](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Murder_Maid)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2026, 10:27am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1183 "2026-10-21T10:27:41Z")
Ohhhh so it’s like your bank account? All that time and effort and nothing to show for it huh 💸💸💸 ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2026, 10:27am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1184 "2026-10-21T10:27:46Z")
More AI slop again you are tragic ---
**Author:** ![Murder\_Maid](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/murder_maid/32/515993_2.png) [@Murder\_Maid](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Murder_Maid)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2026, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1185 "2026-10-21T10:29:12Z")
The only tragedy here is your wallet 😛 ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2026, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1186 "2026-10-21T10:29:42Z")
And you know my bank balance do you ? Oh yeah you don’t , you don’t even know my in game balance either . Honestly the more you try to troll the more sad and pathetic you look . What next ? “Your mama” jokes ? So much small man energy coming from all of you it’s sad . ---
**Author:** ![Murder\_Maid](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/murder_maid/32/515993_2.png) [@Murder\_Maid](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Murder_Maid)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2026, 10:30am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1187 "2026-10-21T10:30:23Z")
Only thing that’s smaller then you is your bank account pubbie. 🙄 ---
**Author:** ![Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/uriel_the_flame/32/490165_2.png) [@Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Uriel_the_Flame)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2026, 10:35am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1188 "2026-10-21T10:35:38Z")
> [@Zaera\_Keena](#): > > ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/e/f/9/ef9f32abfca6015267477e39a6f8f81fa53a6712.jpeg) His ultimate skillbook: > **[Corporations for the Rest of Us | EVE Ref](https://everef.net/types/29205)** > > This book appears similar in design to the educational manuals (skill books) popular among capsuleers. This book is a collection of half-hearted aphorisms and childish business-sense to a capsuleer, b 🤔 🍿 :ccpguard: ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2026, 10:37am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1189 "2026-10-21T10:37:49Z")
> [@Murder\_Maid](#): > > Only thing that’s smaller then you is I can think of something 🫦 ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2026, 10:40am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1190 "2026-10-21T10:40:59Z")
I’ll congratulate you , it took you a week or so to come crawling back but knew you couldn’t resist. You attention deficit must have been going nuts. Shame your comment was boring and pathetic ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2026, 10:42am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1191 "2026-10-21T10:42:17Z")
Yeah bottom of the barrel troll attempt as normal. Honestly you are sad and pathetic ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2026, 10:43am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1192 "2026-10-21T10:43:21Z")
You can think ? I call BS on that . Now run along and thrown some more AI Slop sad act ---
**Author:** ![Gloria\_Exercitus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/gloria_exercitus/32/509735_2.png) [@Gloria\_Exercitus](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Gloria_Exercitus)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2026, 10:58am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1193 "2026-10-21T10:58:40Z")
> [@kage1982](#): > > Yeah bottom of the barrel troll attempt as normal. Honestly you are sad and pathetic [![](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/9/8/a/98ac65363e4593ebd04ed2df4615ffe6141d3dfe.jpeg "Kelly's Heroes (1970) - Negative Waves again...") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm6yYvKbPt4) [Previous page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272.md?page=56) [Next page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272.md?page=58)