# Gank CONTRACT: Kage1982 **URL:** \ **Category:** Crime & Punishment\ **Created:** [September 14, 2026, 11:00pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272 "2026-09-14T23:00:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 58
**Author:** ![Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/uriel_the_flame/32/490165_2.png) [@Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Uriel_the_Flame)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2026, 11:01am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1194 "2026-10-21T11:01:33Z")
![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/2/3/f/23f9cd32fe31a0f3779da064a00d274dbb9001f9.jpeg) I see no negative waves on my end. 🤔 😇 🍿 :ccpguard: ---
**Author:** ![Lucy\_Alfrir](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/lucy_alfrir/32/382506_2.png) [@Lucy\_Alfrir](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Lucy_Alfrir)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2026, 11:03am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1195 "2026-10-21T11:03:37Z")
Isn’t a negative wave just a normal one but π radians out of phase 🤔 Like a Cosine wave looks exactly like a Sine wave if you don’t know where the origin is. ---
**Author:** ![Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/uriel_the_flame/32/490165_2.png) [@Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Uriel_the_Flame)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2026, 11:05am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1196 "2026-10-21T11:05:21Z")
> [@Lucy\_Alfrir](#): > > just a normal one Oh so he’s still street performing for peanuts? 🤔 🤭 😏 🍿 ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2026, 11:11am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1197 "2026-10-21T11:11:35Z")
![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/e/9/2/e92a3bd07c8de6b66f8be3b29c78c4ae59eee8e4.jpeg) # The salt is off the charts ---
**Author:** ![Gloria\_Exercitus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/gloria_exercitus/32/509735_2.png) [@Gloria\_Exercitus](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Gloria_Exercitus)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2026, 11:13am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1198 "2026-10-21T11:13:32Z")
> [@Lucy\_Alfrir](#): > > Like a Cosine wave looks exactly like a Sine wave if you don’t know where the origin is. You have to use this formula to work out the probability that Kage is AFK **Born Rule:** \(P(x) = \vert{}\Psi(x,t)\vert{}^2\) ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2026, 11:16am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1199 "2026-10-21T11:16:44Z")
Sure you don’t , that’s why you keep crawling back sad act ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2026, 11:17am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1200 "2026-10-21T11:17:37Z")
If you say so little fella . ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2026, 11:19am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1201 "2026-10-21T11:19:48Z")
🍿😂🤭 at the end of every post in a sad attempt to make us believe what you say is funny. In truth it’s just low skill trolling . At least you don’t use resort to AI slop like the other bloke ---
**Author:** ![Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/uriel_the_flame/32/490165_2.png) [@Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Uriel_the_Flame)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2026, 11:24am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1202 "2026-10-21T11:24:56Z")
I wonder: does this mean you are a salt mining fore(wo)man overseeing him as he brings unfathomable quantities of salt to you or are you more like the owner of the mine instead and he does the work in exchange of a `mining permit`? 🤔 🍿 😏 🍿 ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2026, 11:36am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1203 "2026-10-21T11:36:25Z")
![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/8/c/9/8c9c8b3d8b9ad2842b0dc18e3712f1908cb7f9b5.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Christine\_Creed](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/christine_creed/32/510186_2.png) [@Christine\_Creed](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Christine_Creed)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2026, 11:47am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1204 "2026-10-21T11:47:11Z")
I didnt want to get involved with this thread anymore…but i just cant help it. I just want to pinch those little adorable toes lol. ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/2/6/7/2676f4ea6d1733da113c5bd3014a0609c611e0ef.png) ---
**Author:** ![Aiko\_Danuja](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/aiko_danuja/32/481237_2.png) [@Aiko\_Danuja](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Aiko_Danuja)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2026, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1205 "2026-10-21T11:52:40Z")
You have to wonder why CCP allows this to go on… my assumption is that it is some kind of experiment or study on forum dynamics. 👩🏻‍🔬📈 👩🏻‍🏫 ---
**Author:** ![Tharshe\_Bloes](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tharshe_bloes/32/491277_2.png) [@Tharshe\_Bloes](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tharshe_Bloes)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2026, 12:10pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1206 "2026-10-21T12:10:47Z")
> [@Aiko\_Danuja](#): > > my assumption is that it is some kind of experiment or study on forum dynamics Close. I thought about that some posts ago and I think they’re testing how far and how bad human stupidity can reach before everyone forgets what the O.P is about 🤓 ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2026, 12:14pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1207 "2026-10-21T12:14:34Z")
It’s a study on how many times a toxic berk can get clowned by women before his fragile ego short-circuits. ---
**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2026, 3:52pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1208 "2026-10-21T15:52:02Z")
this thread has gone on long enough… ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2026, 3:59pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1209 "2026-10-21T15:59:30Z")
Another sad and predictable post that’s boring Oh forgot to add 🍿😂🍿😂🤣 ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2026, 4:00pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1210 "2026-10-21T16:00:03Z")
More AI slop to report . Predictable and boring ---
**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2026, 4:02pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1211 "2026-10-21T16:02:12Z")
well if you do plan on mining then if you give me 500k credits every 10 minutes rounding up i can boost you… ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2026, 4:02pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1212 "2026-10-21T16:02:20Z")
It’s a wonder how they allow you to remain anyway near the game with your vile chats and harassment rants. Or your sad attempts to twist contexts and play the victim . In truth you are just as sad as the rest of them and nothing but a low skill troll with nothing better to do in life. ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2026, 4:02pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1213 "2026-10-21T16:02:42Z")
> [@kage1982](#): > > More AI slop to report . ![tantrum-kid](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/4/e/2/4e2aefa2a6366a6da22925d592c1fe5d04f1f349.gif) [Previous page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272.md?page=57) [Next page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272.md?page=59)