# Gank CONTRACT: Kage1982 **URL:** \ **Category:** Crime & Punishment\ **Created:** [September 14, 2026, 11:00pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272 "2026-09-14T23:00:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 61
**Author:** ![sailing\_Li](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/sailing_li/32/492530_2.png) [@sailing\_Li](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/sailing_Li)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2026, 11:03am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1254 "2026-10-22T11:03:18Z")
You are crying “DADDY MODDERS, HELP! SOMEONE IS BOUNTY ON GANKING ME”, right? ---
**Author:** ![Gloria\_Exercitus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/gloria_exercitus/32/509735_2.png) [@Gloria\_Exercitus](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Gloria_Exercitus)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2026, 11:04am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1255 "2026-10-22T11:04:49Z")
> [@kage1982](#): > > your personality is toxic and frankly you talk shite I’m not the one who calls everyone a ‘berk…knob…etc’ and brags about their ability to punch people. That’s you. One of the things that 30 years on the internet has taught me is that often _the_ most toxic people are ones wailing loudest about toxicity. ---
**Author:** ![Tharshe\_Bloes](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tharshe_bloes/32/491277_2.png) [@Tharshe\_Bloes](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tharshe_Bloes)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2026, 11:12am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1256 "2026-10-22T11:12:22Z")
> [@Drosera\_Binata](#): > > spice high ![1000008792](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/5/b/0/5b0dbe78cd64166a70c634b0eeaff9a923bfdb8a.gif) ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2026, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1257 "2026-10-22T12:36:44Z")
> [@Zaera\_Keena](#): > > I could not have said it better myself - vey accurate self projection Nah I’d spell it right what’s “vey” ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2026, 12:37pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1258 "2026-10-22T12:37:24Z")
Not in the slightest . Non of them came for it, non of them will. Like them the post is pathetic ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2026, 12:38pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1259 "2026-10-22T12:38:15Z")
Here’s some advice , if you don’t want to be called a berk stop acting like one. And it’s nob ffs ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2026, 12:51pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1260 "2026-10-22T12:51:40Z")
> [@kage1982](#): > > And it’s nob ffs Very well - you are **nob**. ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2026, 1:28pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1261 "2026-10-22T13:28:57Z")
> [@Zaera\_Keena](#): > > Very well - you are **nob**. No I’m Kage 🙂 Did you mean “you are a” ? Your spelling and grammar are shocking yet we don’t see the usual grammar police vetting your mistakes 🤔 maybe he got a life, I’d say you should get one too 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Gloria\_Exercitus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/gloria_exercitus/32/509735_2.png) [@Gloria\_Exercitus](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Gloria_Exercitus)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2026, 1:42pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1262 "2026-10-22T13:42:35Z")
> [@kage1982](#): > > And it’s nob ffs **Important Distinction: “Knob” vs. “Nob”** - **Knob** (/nɒb/): Refers to the slang terms above, or a physical round handle/protuberance (like a door knob). - **Nob** (/nɒb/): A completely separate British slang term meaning a person of high social rank, wealth, or aristocracy (short for _nobleman_). You’ve spent your entire life calling everyone a high ranking nobleman to insult them 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2026, 2:01pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1263 "2026-10-22T14:01:22Z")
See this is what happens when you put your trust in AI. It gets it wrong 🙂 Pretty much sums you up @Gloria_Exercitus @Gloria_Exercitus = Wrong ---
**Author:** ![Gloria\_Exercitus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/gloria_exercitus/32/509735_2.png) [@Gloria\_Exercitus](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Gloria_Exercitus)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2026, 2:14pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1264 "2026-10-22T14:14:54Z")
> [@kage1982](#): > > See this is what happens when you put your trust in AI. Lol…no its what happens when one is wise enough to know the original usage of words. The original usage comes from ‘dumb as a door knob’…which amazingly goes back as far as the 1300s. The vulgar usage was much, much, later, in the mid 1900s. You should spend less time anti-ganking and more time studying my favourite subject…history. ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2026, 2:32pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1265 "2026-10-22T14:32:32Z")
> [@kage1982](#): > > No I’m Kage 🙂 Thats what i said - you are k **nob** ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2026, 2:48pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1266 "2026-10-22T14:48:00Z")
![Dr Cox Reacts: You're Wrong](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/e/1/3/e13383ddf807a21f8c0dd3d8e4e0022d3c87d22f.webp) ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2026, 2:48pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1267 "2026-10-22T14:48:41Z")
> [@Zaera\_Keena](#): > > Very well - you are **nob**. This you bro ? ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2026, 3:00pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1268 "2026-10-22T15:00:08Z")
![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/a/9/a/a9a0dbf8730f712190cce683e18feebe5701c6b1.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2026, 3:31pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1269 "2026-10-22T15:31:27Z")
Oh look more AI slop. ---
**Author:** ![Tharshe\_Bloes](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tharshe_bloes/32/491277_2.png) [@Tharshe\_Bloes](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tharshe_Bloes)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2026, 3:52pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1270 "2026-10-22T15:52:37Z")
> [@kage1982](#): > > Oh look more AI slop. Oh look we don’t care 😆 ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/516465_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2026, 4:01pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1271 "2026-10-22T16:01:42Z")
You care enough to comment 🤣😂🤣😂🍿🍿🍿 ---
**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2026, 4:27pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1272 "2026-10-22T16:27:26Z")
you do too though ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2026, 4:29pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1273 "2026-10-22T16:29:33Z")
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