# Gank CONTRACT: Kage1982 **URL:** \ **Category:** Crime & Punishment\ **Created:** [September 14, 2026, 11:00pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272 "2026-09-14T23:00:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 65
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2026, 4:09pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1335 "2026-10-26T16:09:27Z")
The berk ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2026, 4:10pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1336 "2026-10-26T16:10:21Z")
He did get a good spanking. ---
**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2026, 4:10pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1337 "2026-10-26T16:10:22Z")
ah, got it ---
**Author:** ![Murder\_Maid](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/murder_maid/32/515993_2.png) [@Murder\_Maid](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Murder_Maid)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2026, 4:15pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1338 "2026-10-26T16:15:22Z")
Guess the good guys win again 🤣 lol ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2026, 4:16pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1339 "2026-10-26T16:16:32Z")
We always do - we are THE BEST ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2026, 4:33pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1340 "2026-10-26T16:33:03Z")
![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/9/1/1/911e8cc27bc6b2eee0af71ad552b8491e9c88439.jpeg) # You can tell Kage to come back , i won’t bite ,… well actually I will ---
**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2026, 4:33pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1341 "2026-10-26T16:33:39Z")
no, you can tell him that yourself, i serve no one, not even Aiko ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2026, 4:34pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1342 "2026-10-26T16:34:37Z")
I can change that đź’‹ ---
**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2026, 4:35pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1343 "2026-10-26T16:35:22Z")
and _how_ could you do that? ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2026, 4:36pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1344 "2026-10-26T16:36:59Z")
A spot has opened up in my **Harem** ---
**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2026, 4:37pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1345 "2026-10-26T16:37:29Z")
like i said, i serve no one but myself ---
**Author:** ![Murder\_Maid](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/murder_maid/32/515993_2.png) [@Murder\_Maid](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Murder_Maid)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2026, 4:42pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1346 "2026-10-26T16:42:38Z")
Booooooo! 🍅 @Drosera_Binata ---
**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2026, 4:43pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1347 "2026-10-26T16:43:02Z")
what is that tomato for? @Murder_Maid ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2026, 4:47pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1348 "2026-10-26T16:47:12Z")
# ![lick lips](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/8/2/d/82d15ebc33a9bf1e89841e084dc1b7ba373f77bd.jpeg) # It begins with a vow written in blood, not words. To enter my court, you must surrender the very fiction of your independence. Your breath, your loyalty, and your blood will belong entirely to me. # A simple trade, darling. You give up the burden of serving yourself, and in exchange, I give you a purpose worth bleeding for. But make no mistake—the only allegiance permitted in my harem is absolute devotion to me. ---
**Author:** ![Murder\_Maid](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/murder_maid/32/515993_2.png) [@Murder\_Maid](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Murder_Maid)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2026, 4:49pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1349 "2026-10-26T16:49:05Z")
You can either choose the harem or the tomato the choice is yours. @Drosera_Binata ---
**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2026, 4:50pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1350 "2026-10-26T16:50:14Z")
i literally have no clue what it is but i am sure it is inappropriate, in which case i have already flagged it ---
**Author:** ![Murder\_Maid](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/murder_maid/32/515993_2.png) [@Murder\_Maid](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Murder_Maid)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2026, 4:50pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1351 "2026-10-26T16:50:38Z")
![1000003355](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/c/b/e/cbe5953c705125e0cdc8c32b5c9e35d6dcfcd379.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2026, 4:51pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1352 "2026-10-26T16:51:30Z")
wow! AI slop at its finest where that looks more like something from eve vanguard or that halo game or something instead of trig armor ---
**Author:** ![Murder\_Maid](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/murder_maid/32/515993_2.png) [@Murder\_Maid](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Murder_Maid)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2026, 4:52pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1353 "2026-10-26T16:52:37Z")
> [@Drosera\_Binata](#): > > AI slop Where have we heard that phrase before @Zaera_Keena ---
**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2026, 4:53pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1354 "2026-10-26T16:53:10Z")
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