# Gank CONTRACT: Kage1982 **URL:** \ **Category:** Crime & Punishment\ **Created:** [September 14, 2026, 11:00pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272 "2026-09-14T23:00:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/uriel_the_flame/32/490165_2.png) [@Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Uriel_the_Flame)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2026, 12:39pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/142 "2026-09-19T12:39:06Z")
Ganked on the forums? 🤔 🤭 ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2026, 1:10pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/143 "2026-09-19T13:10:40Z")
You can’t Gank on a forum 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2026, 2:09pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/144 "2026-09-19T14:09:14Z")
![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/0/d/f/0dfa6d8a78bf08ce32fc381f175729ddab0c5f2f.jpeg) # Ganked ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2026, 5:18pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/146 "2026-09-19T17:18:07Z")
![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/e/5/6/e5654fe0bba592328d6ae00b11c5e30082688229.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2026, 5:27pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/147 "2026-09-19T17:27:27Z")
Still boring and ugly ya berk ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2026, 7:32pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/148 "2026-09-20T19:32:55Z")
Still non of you tried yet, what a bunch of limp noodle berks ---
**Author:** ![Gloria\_Exercitus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/gloria_exercitus/32/509735_2.png) [@Gloria\_Exercitus](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Gloria_Exercitus)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2026, 11:44pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/149 "2026-09-20T23:44:05Z")
Well…I can’t really imagine the insult of not even being worth the cost of a T1 Catalyst. ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/150 "2026-09-21T10:03:02Z")
And yet being worth this pathetic forum thread. Rent free in your heads 🙂 How toxic of you Gloria, no wonder she left you for better 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 10:30am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/151 "2026-09-21T10:30:13Z")
> [@kage1982](#): > > no wonder she left you for better Had a boyfriend like you. Actually, I didn’t. I don’t date jerks. ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 10:42am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/152 "2026-09-21T10:42:32Z")
In order to have a “boyfriend” you have to get up off your backside , leave the house and socialise with people . So you not having one isn’t a shocker to us . ---
**Author:** ![Gloria\_Exercitus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/gloria_exercitus/32/509735_2.png) [@Gloria\_Exercitus](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Gloria_Exercitus)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 11:02am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/153 "2026-09-21T11:02:34Z")
> [@kage1982](#): > > no wonder she left you for better LOL…_another_ thing toxic people do is invent stuff or repeat lies from elsewhere. Hey…keep up the demonstration of just what a toxic person you are ! I didn’t think we’d get such a perfect display of toxicity on a thread all about toxicity…but you win first prize for that. And all of which is quite funny as I’ve been married _way_ longer than most EVE folks have been alive. ---
**Author:** ![Tharshe\_Bloes](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tharshe_bloes/32/491277_2.png) [@Tharshe\_Bloes](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tharshe_Bloes)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 11:36am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/154 "2026-09-21T11:36:01Z")
> [@Gloria\_Exercitus](#): > > I didn’t think we’d get such a perfect display of toxicity on a thread all about toxicity…but you win first prize for that I agree. Rage1982 is posterboy for toxic trolling. **His prize** : ![1000008741](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/f/1/3/f13895efdfd93cbb5d2e3b2807fb9750e5e7a1ec.jpeg) Here… you got a doll 😄 ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 12:27pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/155 "2026-09-21T12:27:35Z")
> [@Gloria\_Exercitus](#): > > Hey…keep up the demonstration of just what a toxic person you are Well we have you so why not eh. I’ll just keep holding the mirror up to you, don’t cry at me when you don’t like the reflection you utter berk ---
**Author:** ![Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/uriel_the_flame/32/490165_2.png) [@Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Uriel_the_Flame)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 5:26pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/157 "2026-09-21T17:26:03Z")
You can give him one in-game too: > **[Dolls | EVE Ref](https://everef.net/types/23547)** > > Very lifelike dolls for little girls. 🤔 😉 😊 ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 6:27pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/158 "2026-09-21T18:27:44Z")
Speaking off which, can i interest you in a Zaera doll? @kage1982 doesn’t get one as banned from my toystore ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/7/8/d/78dffef95bb067884b5736ae15a17495e4f3a371.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 6:32pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/159 "2026-09-21T18:32:45Z")
More AI slop ---
**Author:** ![Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/uriel_the_flame/32/490165_2.png) [@Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Uriel_the_Flame)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 7:57pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/160 "2026-09-21T19:57:40Z")
Would be nice if it came with a Standard Issue Neutron Blaster Shotgun and a Neocom displaying a Hi-Sec Mining Permit as accessories. 🤔 :ccpguard: ---
**Author:** ![Christine\_Creed](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/christine_creed/32/510186_2.png) [@Christine\_Creed](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Christine_Creed)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 8:19pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/161 "2026-09-21T20:19:29Z")
Can i have one autographed please? ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 8:48pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/162 "2026-09-21T20:48:29Z")
![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/2/0/1/201c4964b824c2b9a5141518b282153cfc6d9843.jpeg) Granted. A limited, autographed edition just for you ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 9:43pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/164 "2026-09-21T21:43:42Z")
> [@kage1982](#): > > Remember she’s 300 YEARS ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/7/6/b/76bfe95e7ef35db37059a1937f8c572fc809043c.jpeg) [Previous page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272.md?page=6) [Next page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272.md?page=8)