# Gank CONTRACT: Kage1982 **URL:** \ **Category:** Crime & Punishment\ **Created:** [September 14, 2026, 11:00pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272 "2026-09-14T23:00:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 70
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2026, 6:03pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1435 "2026-10-26T18:03:03Z")
You must give us our money - that is the law !!! ---
**Author:** ![Murder\_Maid](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/murder_maid/32/515993_2.png) [@Murder\_Maid](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Murder_Maid)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2026, 6:03pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1436 "2026-10-26T18:03:14Z")
Bad manners is indeed inappropriate… ---
**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2026, 6:04pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1437 "2026-10-26T18:04:26Z")
i have made no promises, i said there might be a bounty on your head that MIGHT be 3T, NOT that it WOULD be 3t ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2026, 6:06pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1438 "2026-10-26T18:06:05Z")
> [@Drosera\_Binata](#): > > i said Gotcha ---
**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2026, 6:06pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1439 "2026-10-26T18:06:57Z")
and that was the first thing about the POSSIBILITY of 3T, so zaera keena is a source of bad information ---
**Author:** ![Murder\_Maid](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/murder_maid/32/515993_2.png) [@Murder\_Maid](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Murder_Maid)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2026, 6:07pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1440 "2026-10-26T18:07:28Z")
> [@Drosera\_Binata](#): > > 3t’ that i ‘owe’ you Do we have to keep going back to this? It’s clear we are owed and it’s time to pay your dues ---
**Author:** ![Murder\_Maid](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/murder_maid/32/515993_2.png) [@Murder\_Maid](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Murder_Maid)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2026, 6:08pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1441 "2026-10-26T18:08:22Z")
Caught this tightwad red handed @Zaera_Keena ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2026, 6:10pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1442 "2026-10-26T18:10:36Z")
We will happily accept a written I.O.U. note, but we expect our first instalment by Friday. ---
**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2026, 6:11pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1443 "2026-10-26T18:11:12Z")
> [@Murder\_Maid](#): > > I give up, I admit to trying to get you to pay us a sum that was never owed to us, we will give you 1b as compensation and admit the truth that you are not Kage. see, know you get it! (you’re not the only one who can twist words) ---
**Author:** ![Murder\_Maid](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/murder_maid/32/515993_2.png) [@Murder\_Maid](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Murder_Maid)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2026, 6:13pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1444 "2026-10-26T18:13:01Z")
> [@Drosera\_Binata](#): > > I’m a tightwad that won’t pay my debts, I belong in debters prison with the rest of the miners caught without permits. Finally your speaking some truth ---
**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2026, 6:13pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1445 "2026-10-26T18:13:25Z")
well this is fun, but pointless, and those mining permits are kinda dumb, i mean anyone can copy paste it into their bio and get away scot free lol and i will let you in on a secret, i might have an alt in the safety alliance. ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2026, 6:15pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1446 "2026-10-26T18:15:48Z")
Since I am the one who discovered the bounty on my head, I am legally entitled to a finder’s fee. Conveniently, the finder’s fee for a 3 trillion bounty is exactly 3 trillion of which half goes to @Murder_Maid because she is awesome. What this means is you owe us 6 trillion isk. We wil accept weekly payments of 100 million for the next 600 million years ---
**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2026, 6:17pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1447 "2026-10-26T18:17:56Z")
even if there was a finders fee, it would have become null and void because i told you about it! so you found nothing, you were only told about it ---
**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2026, 6:19pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1448 "2026-10-26T18:19:22Z")
fine, just give me 150 years (real time) before i start paying weekly ---
**Author:** ![Murder\_Maid](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/murder_maid/32/515993_2.png) [@Murder\_Maid](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Murder_Maid)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2026, 6:20pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1449 "2026-10-26T18:20:08Z")
> [@Drosera\_Binata](#): > > there was a finders fee Exactly so stop messing with us and just pay up Awww thank you Zaera 💖 definitely one of my all time favs ---
**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2026, 6:20pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1450 "2026-10-26T18:20:46Z")
you forgot about the even if, and about the null and void bit. ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2026, 6:21pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1451 "2026-10-26T18:21:42Z")
No ifs or buts - PAY UP ---
**Author:** ![Murder\_Maid](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/murder_maid/32/515993_2.png) [@Murder\_Maid](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Murder_Maid)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2026, 6:22pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1452 "2026-10-26T18:22:07Z")
Your lunch money belongs to us now ---
**Author:** ![Drosera\_Binata](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drosera_binata/32/514743_2.png) [@Drosera\_Binata](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drosera_Binata)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2026, 6:22pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1453 "2026-10-26T18:22:17Z")
i already told you i will after 150 real years. and i have no lunch money, so you get 0 dollars 0 cents ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2026, 6:23pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/1454 "2026-10-26T18:23:14Z")
> [@Drosera\_Binata](#): > > i have no lunch money Neither does Kage - how odd [Previous page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272.md?page=69) [Next page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272.md?page=71)