# Gank CONTRACT: Kage1982 **URL:** \ **Category:** Crime & Punishment\ **Created:** [September 14, 2026, 11:00pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272 "2026-09-14T23:00:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2026, 9:19pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/188 "2026-10-01T21:19:48Z")
oh whats this nasty comment eh tisk tisk ---
**Author:** ![Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/uriel_the_flame/32/490165_2.png) [@Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Uriel_the_Flame)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2026, 9:35pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/189 "2026-10-01T21:35:37Z")
> [@kage1982](#): > > nasty comment Height based discrimination… 🤔 ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 9:37am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/191 "2026-10-02T09:37:50Z")
How dare you assume gender ! Thats. It a woman ! She identifies as a “scumbag troll” thank you very much 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Gloria\_Exercitus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/gloria_exercitus/32/509735_2.png) [@Gloria\_Exercitus](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Gloria_Exercitus)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 10:58am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/194 "2026-10-02T10:58:07Z")
It was quite amusing watching you crawl up the side of Jita station last night…oblivious to there being way easier ways of getting to the back of the station. But just for your info…my Loki has a range of over 100km. ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 11:03am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/195 "2026-10-02T11:03:41Z")
Was afk at the time 🙂 too busy watching the traitors 🙂 Glad to see you were there watching my afk ship while I was off enjoying myself . I can circle a gate for you tonight while I’m building the LEGO F1 car I got if you need some more entertainment:) ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 11:54am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/200 "2026-10-02T11:54:40Z")
I’ve been watching the Kage Whoopass show myself. You really need to take better care of your teeth though, sweetie. ---
**Author:** ![Udisnme](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/udisnme/32/490766_2.png) [@Udisnme](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Udisnme)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 11:56am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/201 "2026-10-02T11:56:36Z")
Frankly he’s doing a bang up Job of Mockery, him i applaud, you i will pity and pray for. ---
**Author:** ![Lucy\_Alfrir](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/lucy_alfrir/32/382506_2.png) [@Lucy\_Alfrir](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Lucy_Alfrir)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 11:59am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/202 "2026-10-02T11:59:12Z")
> [@Udisnme](#): > > Job of Mockery Job was from Uz, not Mockery. ---
**Author:** ![Udisnme](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/udisnme/32/490766_2.png) [@Udisnme](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Udisnme)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 12:01pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/203 "2026-10-02T12:01:09Z")
huh…who are you? ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 12:02pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/204 "2026-10-02T12:02:05Z")
> [@Udisnme](#): > > you i will pity and pray for Did you say _pray_ for me? Darling, I’m a vampire. You’ve got the food chain completely backward ---
**Author:** ![Udisnme](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/udisnme/32/490766_2.png) [@Udisnme](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Udisnme)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 12:03pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/205 "2026-10-02T12:03:41Z")
no…sucking up all the oxygen does not make you a vampire, it makes you an attention seeking (insert appropriate word). ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 12:05pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/206 "2026-10-02T12:05:00Z")
Those are your teeth Chuck might wanna spend less time on the forums and more time at the dentist (and on a treadmill) . Getting pawned by your own AI slop is so satisfying to see 🙂 Cry some more. You are the one person I know is the least likely to get this “bounty”. > [@Gypsiam](#): > > Gank Target: @kage1982 > > Ship Payment: Isk value of the hull. > > Pod Payment: x2 value of the pod. > > Mail ganked killmails to Mina Tsunami. I’ve lost some ships of late to get the KR I need , you owe people isk , pay up now , post screenshots too so we can validate that you did or that you are just hot air in a pod ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 12:05pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/207 "2026-10-02T12:05:05Z")
Oh, are we doing Mad Libs now? I’ll choose ‘Fabulous.’ An attention-seeking, _fabulous_ vampire. Thanks, darling! 🩸 ---
**Author:** ![Lucy\_Alfrir](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/lucy_alfrir/32/382506_2.png) [@Lucy\_Alfrir](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Lucy_Alfrir)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 12:05pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/208 "2026-10-02T12:05:26Z")
Just a passing grammar nazi. ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 12:06pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/209 "2026-10-02T12:06:16Z")
From the tank next to their desk no doubt too 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Udisnme](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/udisnme/32/490766_2.png) [@Udisnme](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Udisnme)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 12:06pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/210 "2026-10-02T12:06:20Z")
again who are you, wait, never mind IDC. ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 12:10pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/211 "2026-10-02T12:10:24Z")
Be careful, asking them who they are causes flood warnings from all the tears. Moist cheeks then go crying to the mods 🙂 > [@Zaera\_Keena](#): > > Oh, are we doing Mad Libs now? I’ll choose ‘Fabulous.’ An attention-seeking, _fabulous_ vampire. Thanks, darling! 🩸 ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/2/a/2/2a288a239067d06717d71a63ccbb4640497d1588.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Gloria\_Exercitus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/gloria_exercitus/32/509735_2.png) [@Gloria\_Exercitus](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Gloria_Exercitus)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 12:27pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/213 "2026-10-02T12:27:40Z")
> [@kage1982](#): > > Was afk at the time Yeah, yeah…like an AFK ship crawls up the side of Jita station. It doesn’t…you have to purposefully make it do that. Let’s face it, the only reason you were hanging around there rather than docking up to be ‘AFK’ is you saw me there. You’d already been inside the station for over an hour…so why hang around outside ‘AFK’…lol You’ll need something a bit bigger than a Thorax to intimidate me 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/uriel_the_flame/32/490165_2.png) [@Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Uriel_the_Flame)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 12:42pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/214 "2026-10-02T12:42:36Z")
Completely unrelated video: [![](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/5/2/a/52af81ebc47a85d59913fc15e479050a78d5856e.jpeg "My Fermi Paradox Solution") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvC21umwa2o) 🤔 🍿 :ccpguard: ---
**Author:** ![kage1982](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kage1982/32/496925_2.png) [@kage1982](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/kage1982)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 1:10pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272/215 "2026-10-02T13:10:07Z")
It does when you click follow and then leave it or are you clamming I’d just fly through the object ? Basically you are trying to make yourself seem more important than you actually are and it’s obvious that you are trying too hard 🙂 I’ll fly round a gate in Jita or Sil tonight and you can come and sit there and tell everyone I’m following you if you like 👍 You are nobody Gloria get over it [Previous page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272.md?page=8) [Next page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/gank-contract-kage1982/518272.md?page=10)