# GEESE... the rotten apple in the barrel of Catch / Providence **URL:** \ **Category:** Mercenary Services\ **Created:** [August 3, 2023, 5:38am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/geese-the-rotten-apple-in-the-barrel-of-catch-providence/414608 "2023-08-03T05:38:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Shadow\_and\_Smoke](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/shadow_and_smoke/32/380820_2.png) [@Shadow\_and\_Smoke](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Shadow_and_Smoke)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 5:38am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/geese-the-rotten-apple-in-the-barrel-of-catch-providence/414608/1 "2023-08-03T05:38:04Z")
Good evening, germs 🙂 Putting up a contract on Catch / Providence space. Target alliance(s): Gooseflock Featheration / Red Alliance / Dracarys / Desolate + allies Too long have they enjoyed the comfort and security of the region and filled their pockets with riches and gold. The hubris to call themselves a pvp alliance and spit into the eye of the proper fighters, it is time to teach them a proper lesson. Me (and The Boyzzz) will be opening a can of whoopazz and will be inflicting pain to their coffers. Their era had sadly come to an end… Objective: scorched earth, do as much damage as possible Payments will be done on final kill, per hull size, on monthly basis, pods do not count. Reference points would be zkill and combat logs. Active till December. Please do not post your activity here, just mail ingame if you are willing to participate. EDIT :: pirces on ships updated as well due to more ships to kill and multiple alliances included ---
**Author:** ![Alekseyev\_Karrde](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/alekseyev_karrde/32/407086_2.png) [@Alekseyev\_Karrde](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Alekseyev_Karrde)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 5:30pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/geese-the-rotten-apple-in-the-barrel-of-catch-providence/414608/2 "2023-08-03T17:30:59Z")
> [@Shadow\_and\_Smoke](#): > > Payments will be done on final kill, per hull size What’s the offer exactly? ---
**Author:** ![Shadow\_and\_Smoke](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/shadow_and_smoke/32/380820_2.png) [@Shadow\_and\_Smoke](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Shadow_and_Smoke)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2023, 9:06pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/geese-the-rotten-apple-in-the-barrel-of-catch-providence/414608/4 "2023-08-08T21:06:03Z")
bump up ---
**Author:** ![AnHuo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/anhuo/32/419023_2.png) [@AnHuo](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/AnHuo)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2023, 1:07pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/geese-the-rotten-apple-in-the-barrel-of-catch-providence/414608/5 "2023-08-12T13:07:34Z")
Why not contact directly Deep space Alliance and Hogwarts，They are very happy ---
**Author:** ![Siobhan\_MacLeary](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/siobhan_macleary/32/382297_2.png) [@Siobhan\_MacLeary](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Siobhan_MacLeary)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2023, 5:54am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/geese-the-rotten-apple-in-the-barrel-of-catch-providence/414608/6 "2023-08-15T05:54:44Z")
lmao honk ---
**Author:** ![Cymoro](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/cymoro/32/381928_2.png) [@Cymoro](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Cymoro)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2023, 6:05am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/geese-the-rotten-apple-in-the-barrel-of-catch-providence/414608/7 "2023-08-15T06:05:35Z")
homnk ---
**Author:** ![D\_ceet](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/d_ceet/32/419522_2.png) [@D\_ceet](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/D_ceet)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2023, 12:06pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/geese-the-rotten-apple-in-the-barrel-of-catch-providence/414608/8 "2023-08-15T12:06:40Z")
Interesting that geese were edited into this a full 12 days after your original post. Honk indeed… ---
**Author:** ![D\_ceet](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/d_ceet/32/419522_2.png) [@D\_ceet](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/D_ceet)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2023, 12:30pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/geese-the-rotten-apple-in-the-barrel-of-catch-providence/414608/9 "2023-08-15T12:30:06Z")
No payment in advance is wild as well. Love this for you though ---
**Author:** ![Pherick\_Sjang](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/pherick_sjang/32/382323_2.png) [@Pherick\_Sjang](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Pherick_Sjang)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2023, 1:10pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/geese-the-rotten-apple-in-the-barrel-of-catch-providence/414608/10 "2023-08-15T13:10:32Z")
honk honk ---
**Author:** ![BBjr\_Bernard](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/bbjr_bernard/32/367159_2.png) [@BBjr\_Bernard](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/BBjr_Bernard)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2023, 1:11pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/geese-the-rotten-apple-in-the-barrel-of-catch-providence/414608/11 "2023-08-15T13:11:50Z")
Do we get payed just for honking aswell ?! My coffers are not quite full just yet. H0nK!! ---
**Author:** ![Ryuss\_Draven](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ryuss_draven/32/382324_2.png) [@Ryuss\_Draven](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Ryuss_Draven)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2023, 1:12pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/geese-the-rotten-apple-in-the-barrel-of-catch-providence/414608/13 "2023-08-15T13:12:21Z")
Spooky. I’ll just keep honking for now though. ---
**Author:** ![Grumps\_McGee](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/grumps_mcgee/32/382325_2.png) [@Grumps\_McGee](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Grumps_McGee)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2023, 1:12pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/geese-the-rotten-apple-in-the-barrel-of-catch-providence/414608/14 "2023-08-15T13:12:55Z")
oh god finally a chance to shoot some spaceships HONK ---
**Author:** ![Linwood\_Davion](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/linwood_davion/32/373439_2.png) [@Linwood\_Davion](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Linwood_Davion)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2023, 1:15pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/geese-the-rotten-apple-in-the-barrel-of-catch-providence/414608/15 "2023-08-15T13:15:40Z")
More empty threats from people who won’t get thier own hands dirty. ---
**Author:** ![Lin\_Xiao](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/lin_xiao/32/382326_2.png) [@Lin\_Xiao](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Lin_Xiao)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2023, 1:16pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/geese-the-rotten-apple-in-the-barrel-of-catch-providence/414608/16 "2023-08-15T13:16:53Z")
HOMK. Lurk more. ---
**Author:** ![Vaylent\_Purvanen](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/vaylent_purvanen/32/382327_2.png) [@Vaylent\_Purvanen](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Vaylent_Purvanen)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2023, 1:23pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/geese-the-rotten-apple-in-the-barrel-of-catch-providence/414608/17 "2023-08-15T13:23:51Z")
Not to tell you your business but you should probably pay more than peanuts if you want anyone to get out of bed. ---
**Author:** ![Aiden\_Erhmentraut](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/aiden_erhmentraut/32/382328_2.png) [@Aiden\_Erhmentraut](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Aiden_Erhmentraut)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2023, 1:26pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/geese-the-rotten-apple-in-the-barrel-of-catch-providence/414608/18 "2023-08-15T13:26:43Z")
Pay me a billion isk up front and I’ll reveal the location of their Palatine Keepstar. ---
**Author:** ![Ragnarokette\_Kryze](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ragnarokette_kryze/32/381940_2.png) [@Ragnarokette\_Kryze](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Ragnarokette_Kryze)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2023, 1:39pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/geese-the-rotten-apple-in-the-barrel-of-catch-providence/414608/19 "2023-08-15T13:39:59Z")
ITT: You are president of a homeowners association and just found out the new neighbors are geese. While being a goose is not a strict textual violation of the rules, you definitely feel it’s against the spirit so you are having a bake sale to evict them. If that doesn’t work may I suggest vaguely hostile stares until we feel weird and wander off? It seems to be in your budget range ---
**Author:** ![Rumtin](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/rumtin/32/382333_2.png) [@Rumtin](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Rumtin)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2023, 2:08pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/geese-the-rotten-apple-in-the-barrel-of-catch-providence/414608/20 "2023-08-15T14:08:58Z")
kek, let me guess, they denied your 3 day old characters application? ---
**Author:** ![Lucifer\_Rehab](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/lucifer_rehab/32/382335_2.png) [@Lucifer\_Rehab](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Lucifer_Rehab)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2023, 2:14pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/geese-the-rotten-apple-in-the-barrel-of-catch-providence/414608/21 "2023-08-15T14:14:46Z")
HONK!! I like to undock my orca sometimes, so see you then 😉 ---
**Author:** ![D\_ceet](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/d_ceet/32/419522_2.png) [@D\_ceet](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/D_ceet)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2023, 2:25pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/geese-the-rotten-apple-in-the-barrel-of-catch-providence/414608/22 "2023-08-15T14:25:07Z")
It’s 35mil for a citadel kill. I will simply pay 100mil to go away. Checkmate, atheists [Next page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/geese-the-rotten-apple-in-the-barrel-of-catch-providence/414608.md?page=2)