# \[Good Samaritan\] Doing kind things in an internet spaceship game!

**URL:** <https://forums.eveonline.com/t/good-samaritan-doing-kind-things-in-an-internet-spaceship-game/11179>\
**Category:** Crime & Punishment\
**Tags:** pvp\
**Created:** [July 20, 2017, 6:03pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/good-samaritan-doing-kind-things-in-an-internet-spaceship-game/11179 "2017-07-20T18:03:32Z")\
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**Post date:** [August 10, 2017, 7:48pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/good-samaritan-doing-kind-things-in-an-internet-spaceship-game/11179/136 "2017-08-10T19:48:09Z")

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Something truly life changing took place last night. I thought that all this time if I was an honorable and compassionate capsuleer, then it would reserve for myself a seat in the heavens. I found myself in a dark haze of thought as I sat in front of an Obelisk. Suddenly out of nowhere a shadowy figure appeared in the middle of the wreck!

 ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/2X/b/b511bff29e572d3c009cfca967b06f88aea31c3b.jpg)

> Hark! Lacie LaFleur! Do not be fooled by those that wish to destroy New Eden and all that it stands for! You are to burn these heretics and purge the land of their foolish ideology. You’ve been fooled into believing that only the honorable and compassionate capsuleers will sup with the Gods. How could you have been so feeble-minded? I henceforth command you to do my will. You are to rid New Eden of these false prophets and create for me the New Eden that was intended all along.
> 
> **I want them all to die!**

The shadowy figure was then gone and I was left, thrusters off in the middle of a field of debris. What did this mean? Was I wrong all along? I felt a new power swell deep within me as I pondered my new commandment and purpose in life…

**I AM GOING TO KILL THEM ALL!**

To begin my new life I chose a pilot named, “MsCamille Deka” piloting a Charon…

[https://pastebin.com/qtQtGFMY](https://pastebin.com/qtQtGFMY)

> Lacie LaFleur \> Just saw that idiot ganker bumping you  
> MsCamille Deka \> yep i need help  
> Lacie LaFleur \> ok I’m omw  
> **Lacie LaFleur \> You know how webs work?**  
> **MsCamille Deka \> would be great but I called my friends too**  
> **MsCamille Deka \> yes you can web me anytime**  
> Lacie LaFleur \> Ok Im omw accept request and I’ll web you right into warp  
> Lacie LaFleur \> I’m in my hauler. I have webs on it  
> Lacie LaFleur \> Hauler  
> MsCamille Deka \> t francais  
> Lacie LaFleur \> ok I’m here accept  
> MsCamille Deka \> j’ai pas de notification  
> Lacie LaFleur \> ?  
> Lacie LaFleur \> I’m here  
> Lacie LaFleur \> accept and I’ll web you. I’m in my hauler  
> Lacie LaFleur \> ?

 ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/2X/7/7d2fb2b9ba3880048fe5bd90ce73d84cab3c91be.jpg)

> **Lacie LaFleur \> 500m or you die**  
> Lacie LaFleur \> B\*\*\*\* BETTER HAVE MY MONEY  
> Lacie LaFleur \> 500m now!  
> **MsCamille Deka \> Fu**  
> Lacie LaFleur \> …  
> **Lacie LaFleur \> thats rude**

This sinful freighter pilot tried to bargain a ransom with me, but my intuition was right. He was only trying to stall me as a Blackbird landed on grid and failed to suicide jam my TFI. I decided that he has had his chance to beg for forgiveness and continued with the execution.

 ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/2X/e/ee87be83788b0b1bed3d6f5cfd3e907f2f15f8e4.jpg)

> **[Charon | MsCamille Deka | Killmail](https://zkillboard.com/kill/63973075/)**
>
> MsCamille Deka (Magnetards) lost their Charon in Madirmilire (Domain). Final Blow by Lacie LaFleur (Aliastra) flying in a Typhoon Fleet Issue. Total Value: 1,746,908,355.10 ISK

**TOTAL:**  
344m in loot dropped

**BONUS:**

> **Lacie LaFleur \> could have lived dude**  
> MsCamille Deka \> sure i give you 500m and u kill me  
> **MsCamille Deka \> anyway you guys kill the game**

I dare not spill the fresh tears of this now executed heretic as I gently place the, “ **_CHALICE OF SACRIFICAL TEARS_** ” upon the alter of my new mysterious god-figure…

While I’m pleased with my first execution, the Dark Lord’s justice never sleeps.

[https://pastebin.com/3KgVsMiC](https://pastebin.com/3KgVsMiC)

[https://pastebin.com/gCCNdtfg](https://pastebin.com/gCCNdtfg)

> **Lacie LaFleur \> 500m or you die**  
> Lacie LaFleur \> Pay now or you die  
> Edison Ellecon \> ok fine  
> Edison Ellecon \> ill pay  
> Lacie LaFleur \> PAY NOW  
> Lacie LaFleur \> OR YOU DIE  
> **Edison Ellecon \> paid**

 ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/2X/8/84fc24300b48b8c2958cd8aaa119bacb8398ae40.png)

> **Lacie LaFleur \> oh wow you’re carrying 2b**  
> Lacie LaFleur \> 500m isn’t going to cover it.  
> **Lacie LaFleur \> 500m more to total 1b and you go**  
> Lacie LaFleur \> or  
> Lacie LaFleur \> you die.  
> Edison Ellecon \> ive paid  
> **Edison Ellecon \> please let me go**  
> **Lacie LaFleur \> ITS 1B TOTAL**  
> **Lacie LaFleur \> PAY ME 500M MORE**  
> Lacie LaFleur \> You are about to die here  
> Edison Ellecon \> ok  
> Edison Ellecon \> ok  
> **Lacie LaFleur \> send me 500m and you live**  
> **Edison Ellecon \> theres a bill**  
> **Edison Ellecon \> please stop**

 ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/2X/1/1ca60f4f67cee95d66ba6debb0cc3380eed14250.png)

> **Lacie LaFleur \> GIVE ME MY MONEY**  
> **Lacie LaFleur \> YOU HAVE MORE**  
> Edison Ellecon \> i did  
> **Lacie LaFleur \> I NEED MY MONEY**  
> Lacie LaFleur \> 500m MORE  
> Lacie LaFleur \> YOU BETTER PAY  
> **Edison Ellecon \> i have given you a billion**  
> Lacie LaFleur \> YOU ARE ALMOST DEAD  
> Edison Ellecon \> ive paid  
> Lacie LaFleur \> Guess you want to die  
> Lacie LaFleur \> You have 5 seconds.  
> Edison Ellecon \> i dont  
> Lacie LaFleur \> ok  
> Lacie LaFleur \> then pay  
> Lacie LaFleur \> 500m  
> Edison Ellecon \> ive paid you a billion  
> **Lacie LaFleur \> are you listening to me?**  
> **Lacie LaFleur \> 500m or you die**  
> **Edison Ellecon \> you want 1.5 bill**  
> **Lacie LaFleur \> I need you to send 500m or you die**  
> Lacie LaFleur \> You literally have seconds before you die  
> Lacie LaFleur \> This is your last chance dude  
> **Edison Ellecon \> thats it**  
> Lacie LaFleur \> Thank you  
> **Edison Ellecon \> please stop**

 ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/2X/4/4861db1460a0ee8e9481a719a6d390b2dccee1db.png)

 ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/2X/b/ba5a9d282b53ede3abb5e6702fdcee86e3472332.jpg)

> **[Obelisk | Edison Ellecon | Killmail](https://zkillboard.com/kill/63983600/)**
>
> Edison Ellecon (Ellecon Consortium) lost their Obelisk in Madirmilire (Domain) Total Value: 2,973,123,011.62 ISK

> **[Capsule | Edison Ellecon | Killmail](https://zkillboard.com/kill/63983611/)**
>
> Edison Ellecon (Ellecon Consortium) lost their Capsule in Madirmilire (Domain) Total Value: 2,261,339,121.87 ISK

> Edison Ellecon \> please stop  
> Lacie LaFleur \> Thank you.  
> Lacie LaFleur \> nice pod dude!  
> Lacie LaFleur \> I mean  
> **Lacie LaFleur \> It was a nice pod**

**TOTAL:**  
1.2b in loot dropped  
1.5b in “ransom”  
(1) corpse to present to the Dark Lord

**BONUS:**  
I decided to mail him a couple hours later…

> Deal  
> From: Lacie LaFleur  
> Sent: 2017.08.10 17:20  
> To: Edison Ellecon
> 
> Howdy!
> 
> I know you and I just engaged in honorable PVP combat earlier, but I still want to extend the offer. Now that you’ve died I will put you on our no bump and no gank list… for 500m.
> 
> What do you think?

> Re: Deal  
> From: Edison Ellecon  
> Sent: 2017.08.10 17:23  
> To: Lacie LaFleur,
> 
> you want another 500m?.  
> well I would if I hadn’t given you 1.5b already.  
> just use a third of that for your no bump list.

> Re: Deal  
> From: Lacie LaFleur  
> Sent: 2017.08.10 17:27  
> To: Edison Ellecon,
> 
> Ok well let me put it this way. You either pay me another 500m and I can put you on our no bump and no gank list, or we will endlessly wardec you and gank you when you drop to an NPC corp.
> 
> The decision is up to you.

> Re: Deal  
> From: Edison Ellecon  
> Sent: 2017.08.10 17:32  
> To: Lacie LaFleur,
> 
> Fine,  
> to whom do i pay to be officialy on the no bump or gank list.

> Re: Deal  
> From: Lacie LaFleur  
> Sent: 2017.08.10 17:37  
> To: Edison Ellecon,
> 
> Send the isk to me. You have 30 minutes to send it before I put the wardec in and we start hunting you to gank.

 ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/2X/7/7c919c6319fbf5e9bb154cb2848499a2757cf113.png)

> Re: Deal  
> From: Edison Ellecon  
> Sent: 2017.08.10 17:47  
> To: Lacie LaFleur,
> 
> could i get conformation of payment and that im on your no gank or bump list  
> thanks.

So at this point I have confiscated 2b in illegal funds. I think about stopping here, but I know that the Dark Lord demands that we leave nothing.

> Lacie LaFleur \> This is my PVP commander  
> Edison Ellecon \> hi  
> Feminist Robot \> o/  
> Feminist Robot \> So I heard you were interested in being put on our no bump and no ganking list?  
> Edison Ellecon \> yes i am  
> Feminist Robot \> and that you’ve payed a total of 2b so far?  
> Edison Ellecon \> yes i have  
> Feminist Robot \> Lacie here has informed me that you recently payed a previous payment of 500m.  
> Edison Ellecon \> that i have  
> Feminist Robot \> Lacie normally isn’t involved with our diplomacy and there has been an error. Payment for protection on this list cost 1.5b. So far you have paid 500m of that 1.5b. You have a remaining balance of 1b to pay off before I can put your name on that list.  
> Feminist Robot \> I’m sure you’ve seen our killboard and what we’re capable of.  
> Feminist Robot \> Trust me, being on our side is for the better  
> Feminist Robot \> Lacie has transferred me the 500m and I await the last 1b in payment before I can add your name and corp to our no bump and no gank list.  
> Feminist Robot \> So what will it be, Edison Ellecon ?  
> Feminist Robot \> Membership on this list will also grant you access to some of our services.  
> Feminist Robot \> Are you there?  
> Edison Ellecon \> seriously, more money, if i hadnt just givven you all my money i would as i have 94,458,027 isk left  
> Feminist Robot \> That is all the isk you have left?  
> Feminist Robot \> Oh dear.  
> Edison Ellecon \> yes  
> Edison Ellecon \> he blew up the rest  
> Feminist Robot \> Do you have anything in assets of value?  
> Feminist Robot \> He did what?  
> Edison Ellecon \> blew up my ship and its cargo  
> Feminist Robot \> uh wow okay  
> Feminist Robot \> hm well we will have to deal with that  
> Feminist Robot \> how much was your losses?  
> Edison Ellecon \> 3.32b for my ship and cargo2.2 for my pod  
> Feminist Robot \> ok  
> Feminist Robot \> Well we can get that reimbursed for you  
> Feminist Robot \> We don’t condone dishonoring ransoms. I’m just now asking Lacie about what happened and he’s spilling the beans.  
> Feminist Robot \> So Lacie will be delt with accordingly.  
> Feminist Robot \> Where we stand now is that obviously it benefits us to have you as a client, someone we protect. It also benefits you in a similar way where we’ve got your back.  
> Feminist Robot \> I know you said you were low on liquid isk, but is there anything physical you have in a hangar that totals up to 1b?  
> Edison Ellecon \> ive only been playing eve for 7 months, i dont have that much left  
> Feminist Robot \> Well we can negotiate. What do you have?  
> Feminist Robot \> Like I said, upon receiving the amount to put you on the list we can talk to our reimbursement manager and see about you getting reimbursed.  
> Edison Ellecon \> a couple of miners and a cargo ship  
> Feminist Robot \> What miners and cargo ship?  
> Edison Ellecon \> procurers and epithal  
> Edison Ellecon \> 2 and 1  
> Feminist Robot \> That’s all you have?  
> Feminist Robot \> Don’t have another freighter?  
> Edison Ellecon \> like i said, the obelisk was my big loss  
> Feminist Robot \> Hm  
> Feminist Robot \> Trying to think.  
> Feminist Robot \> Ok well here’s what we’ll do.  
> Feminist Robot \> You send me the 94m, the mining ships, and the epithal and we will put you on the list. Once those are sent, it will take about 20 minutes for our reimbursement officer to send you the isk you lost for a total of 5.52b.  
> Edison Ellecon \> where do you want them  
> Feminist Robot \> You can contract them right where they are located at.  
> Feminist Robot \> Faylee Freir is the reimbursement director. You can send both the isk and ships to her.  
> Faylee Freir \> o7  
> Faylee Freir \> Is this the guy that needs reimbursement?  
> Feminist Robot \> yup  
> Faylee Freir \> Edison Ellecon are you here?  
> Edison Ellecon \> im here  
> Faylee Freir \> ok cool  
> Faylee Freir \> I’ve been told that you are going to send some isk and ships as final payment to be put on the list?  
> Faylee Freir \> You can send those and then I will work out the reimbursement for your loss that was discussed.  
> Edison Ellecon \> yeah just getting it together now  
> Faylee Freir \> Ok no problem  
> Edison Ellecon \> i have the cargo ship sorted just adding in the miners  
> Faylee Freir \> Sounds good.  
> Edison Ellecon \> do i transfer the money to you?  
> Faylee Freir \> The money is transferred to me, yes.  
> Edison Ellecon \> its completed  
> Faylee Freir \> Ok, perfect.  
> Faylee Freir \> In order to complete the reimbursement request we need to verify that you’ve been honest with us. We’re serious about who we put on the list and the trust that goes into that. We need to verify that you have no significant assets or isk that you lied  
> Faylee Freir \> about  
> Faylee Freir \> (if you have lied about it, then its alright… we can make it right)  
> Faylee Freir \> To verify this you can take a screenshot of your wallet and assets tabs.  
> Edison Ellecon \> sorry ive had enough  
> Edison Ellecon \> it isnt worth is much work  
> Faylee Freir \> oh ok  
> Faylee Freir \> I understand  
> Edison Ellecon \> its 5am here im off  
> Faylee Freir \> Well I’ll go ahead and add your name to the list.  
> Edison Ellecon \> really  
> Faylee Freir \> Reimbursement will be sent in 20 minutes  
> Faylee Freir \> Yep  
> Edison Ellecon \> because ive had no luck in the game since starting it  
> Edison Ellecon \> and this would be amazing  
> Faylee Freir \> :)!!  
> Edison Ellecon \> ill be on tomorrow  
> Edison Ellecon \> good night

![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/2X/f/fbd09a8cb19d65d153df8e93f523115dea65d770.png)

What can I say, I couldn’t leave him completely empty. I have failed the Dark Lord. The heretic lives to defile New Eden another day.

**TOTAL REDUX:**  
1.5b in loot dropped  
2b in “ransom”  
(1) corpse to present to the Dark Lord  
A final contract containing his last 90m in isk and the only ships he has in his possession.

**ISK in the “pot”:**  
49,307,000,001 ISK

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