# Grand Opening of The Hissi Fit Lounge

**URL:** <https://forums.eveonline.com/t/grand-opening-of-the-hissi-fit-lounge/204001>\
**Category:** Intergalactic Summit\
**Tags:** event, roleplay\
**Created:** [December 1, 2019, 9:53pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/grand-opening-of-the-hissi-fit-lounge/204001 "2019-12-01T21:53:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Jade\_Blackwind](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jade_blackwind/32/197719_2.png) [@Jade\_Blackwind](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Jade_Blackwind)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2019, 8:53pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/grand-opening-of-the-hissi-fit-lounge/204001/22 "2019-12-02T20:53:27Z")

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> [@Lauralite\_Anne\_Brezia](#):
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> It would depend on the grade of weapon implant you describe, Ms. Blackwind, as a general rule, self-defense Less Than Lethal implant weapons will be allowed to pass

Let’s take as an example nanocoated extendable vibroblades, ten inches maximum length. Can be quite lethal if applied to the right body part 😜

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**Author:** ![Lauralite\_Anne\_Brezia](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/lauralite_anne_brezia/32/380065_2.png) [@Lauralite\_Anne\_Brezia](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Lauralite_Anne_Brezia)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2019, 9:03pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/grand-opening-of-the-hissi-fit-lounge/204001/23 "2019-12-02T21:03:27Z")

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I would, personally, recommend finding an alternative cybernetics suite for the purposes of the event then, Ms. Blackwind.

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**Author:** ![Jade\_Blackwind](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jade_blackwind/32/197719_2.png) [@Jade\_Blackwind](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Jade_Blackwind)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2019, 9:15pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/grand-opening-of-the-hissi-fit-lounge/204001/24 "2019-12-02T21:15:51Z")

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Sure, thanks.

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**Author:** ![Valerie\_Vynneve](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/valerie_vynneve/32/221118_2.png) [@Valerie\_Vynneve](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Valerie_Vynneve)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2019, 11:53pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/grand-opening-of-the-hissi-fit-lounge/204001/25 "2019-12-03T23:53:45Z")

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As promised, Harroule Dryweed was delivered in quantity to the venue, with a small amount set aside for my IGS forum cakeday celebration. The rest will be available to patrons in the future.  
 ![DryweedHissiFit](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/f/1/f1a6664373a44d1b8f746e97ffd611508b2fabfd.png)  
Valerie Vynneve  
purveyor of fine smoking, culinary and medicinal materials 😉

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**Author:** ![Diana\_Kim](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/diana_kim/32/382972_2.png) [@Diana\_Kim](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Diana_Kim)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2019, 3:29am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/grand-opening-of-the-hissi-fit-lounge/204001/26 "2019-12-05T03:29:32Z")

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> [@Lauralite\_Anne\_Brezia](#):
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> As it currently stands, my limited reputations in The State remain in good accordance, despite having spoken rather openly of my involvement in Venal to associates and good friends with direct ties to the various Megas. I do not foresee it being harmed by running a lounge in Non-Signatory territories.

Well, nobody really will care if it’s a non-signatory space, especially in the State. Colonizing new space is what we’re proud of, take for example latest addition on the map - Black Rise.  
The main issue is that being a _gurista_ station. Being non-signatory is irrelevant. Even remote possibility of having _gurista_ contacts is a red flag in the State.  
Thus I have to doubt your words, either you didn’t tell them everything, or you’re not telling everything about their reactions.

You probably heard how much I was speaking, shaming those who would collaborate with enemies - namely, Gallentean occupants. I rarely talk about collaboration with gurista, because… well, collaborating with gurista is about the same as sticking your whole hand up to shoulder into open toilet in front of everyone. My usual speeches were touching gallente instead of gurista, only because some pseudo-liberals were claiming support to the Feddies just because they’re “liberal”, totally misunderstanding the meaning and purpose of that words, confusing it with outright treason (well, we have the war with the Federation, after all), or straightforward trying to cover their treason by pretending to following “liberal” ideals, insulting proper liberals by doing so.

Nobody so far made such a disgraceful move as siding with GPs, for Caldari it’s really out of discussion most of the time. So, I hope after this you will understand why nobody will really consider collaborating with gurista and why anything that could appear as collaboration with them will be a collossal reputation hit in the State. Even gallente swines are not so disgusting as guristas.

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**Author:** ![Veikitamo\_Gesakaarin](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/veikitamo_gesakaarin/32/314638_2.png) [@Veikitamo\_Gesakaarin](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Veikitamo_Gesakaarin)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2019, 5:14am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/grand-opening-of-the-hissi-fit-lounge/204001/27 "2019-12-05T05:14:19Z")

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The Guristas pirates have no ideology except greed realised through violence. Their raids into State space that leave countless innocent citizens murdered or injured every year are motivated by nothing more than the theft of the property of others.

While attempts to humanize the Guristas as something other than pirates might work for the naive or uninitiated, their victims of violence in the State and those tasked with curbing their excesses know them for what they really are: pirates.

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**Author:** ![Che\_Biko](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/che_biko/32/500836_2.png) [@Che\_Biko](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Che_Biko)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2019, 4:11pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/grand-opening-of-the-hissi-fit-lounge/204001/28 "2019-12-09T16:11:06Z")

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I was on my way to the opening, but sadly some personal issues had me stranded in Amarr. I hope to find a wormhole leading near this lounge some day.

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**Author:** ![Aria\_Jenneth](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/aria_jenneth/32/469792_2.png) [@Aria\_Jenneth](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Aria_Jenneth)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2019, 11:07pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/grand-opening-of-the-hissi-fit-lounge/204001/29 "2019-12-09T23:07:48Z")

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Unless I’m missing some reference in the name, it seems like it’d be funnier if this were a Serpentis place. Though I guess nobody’s specifically trying to revitalize the capsuleer economy in Fountain right now.

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**Author:** ![Arrendis](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/arrendis/32/432594_2.png) [@Arrendis](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Arrendis)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 7:53am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/grand-opening-of-the-hissi-fit-lounge/204001/30 "2019-12-10T07:53:03Z")

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It _is_ fairly robust, yeah.

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**Author:** ![Davlos](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/davlos/32/175547_2.png) [@Davlos](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Davlos)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2019, 10:12am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/grand-opening-of-the-hissi-fit-lounge/204001/31 "2019-12-16T10:12:04Z")

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A new haunt to lurk in! _Neat._

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**Author:** ![VerdeOso](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/verdeoso/32/406444_2.png) [@VerdeOso](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/VerdeOso)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2020, 9:48pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/grand-opening-of-the-hissi-fit-lounge/204001/32 "2020-01-08T21:48:51Z")

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Fascinated by this enterprise (Lounge and VPN). I shall make an effort to patronize your establishment in the near future. At present, local loose threads must be tied.

My regards,  
VerdeOso

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**Author:** ![Jade\_Blackwind](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jade_blackwind/32/197719_2.png) [@Jade\_Blackwind](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Jade_Blackwind)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2020, 7:56pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/grand-opening-of-the-hissi-fit-lounge/204001/33 "2020-02-26T19:56:51Z")

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Yay! It appears that I’m already banned from this fine establishment, despite visiting it a grand total of two or so times! (don’t remember the exact count, was drunk.)

![Untitled-1](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/4/1/41853e3efb75152ddb8e7bac58e62a5e4d3a63f9.jpeg)

Hey, I admit that I’m a pretty toxic person but you people got to at least warn or something before just throwing out paying clients like this!

grrr.

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**Author:** ![Lauralite\_Anne\_Brezia](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/lauralite_anne_brezia/32/380065_2.png) [@Lauralite\_Anne\_Brezia](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Lauralite_Anne_Brezia)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2020, 8:00pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/grand-opening-of-the-hissi-fit-lounge/204001/34 "2020-02-26T20:00:59Z")

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@Jade_Blackwind , you, nor others are banned from the establishment, it is closed for cleaning after an incident. It should be re-opened in the next two days.

I apologize for not announcing this in advance to all regular and intermittent patrons.

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**Author:** ![Jade\_Blackwind](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jade_blackwind/32/197719_2.png) [@Jade\_Blackwind](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Jade_Blackwind)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2020, 8:02pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/grand-opening-of-the-hissi-fit-lounge/204001/35 "2020-02-26T20:02:44Z")

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Thank you! I was worried that I somehow horrifically screwed up and then just forgot about it (That kinda happens time to time). Great!

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/4/1/41ec4921cbaca7a6f9ea556e7cc20018461eae5e.png) [@system](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 8:02pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/grand-opening-of-the-hissi-fit-lounge/204001/36 "2020-05-26T20:02:50Z")

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