# Halp I'm Being Bullied!

**URL:** <https://forums.eveonline.com/t/halp-im-being-bullied/520756>\
**Category:** Crime & Punishment\
**Created:** [October 23, 2026, 8:15pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/halp-im-being-bullied/520756 "2026-10-23T20:15:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![DrysonBennington](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drysonbennington/32/501369_2.png) [@DrysonBennington](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/DrysonBennington)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2026, 9:23am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/halp-im-being-bullied/520756/21 "2026-10-24T09:23:49Z")

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Yeah, it’s called Fenris now Marvel Cotton Swab.

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**Author:** ![Lydra\_Victor](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/lydra_victor/32/515931_2.png) [@Lydra\_Victor](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Lydra_Victor)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2026, 9:26am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/halp-im-being-bullied/520756/22 "2026-10-24T09:26:21Z")

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old news

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**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2026, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/halp-im-being-bullied/520756/23 "2026-10-24T09:51:39Z")

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> [@Lydra\_Victor](#):
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> Ganking is the counter to Ganking

![bunny-wth](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/f/d/5/fd506cb076cb782dd60d087fbc09046b360920bc.gif)

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**Author:** ![Murder\_Maid](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/murder_maid/32/515993_2.png) [@Murder\_Maid](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Murder_Maid)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2026, 6:53pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/halp-im-being-bullied/520756/24 "2026-10-24T18:53:57Z")

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Wild what miners will say to get out of paying for a perfectly good permit, the permit is the gold standard to not being ganked @Zaera_Keena

My salty tears are real @Uriel_the_Flame😿 lol 😭 😆

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**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2026, 7:04pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/halp-im-being-bullied/520756/25 "2026-10-24T19:04:04Z")

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> [@Murder\_Maid](#):
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> will say to get out of paying for a perfectly good permit,

 ![lick lips](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/8/2/d/82d15ebc33a9bf1e89841e084dc1b7ba373f77bd.jpeg)

# Some just prefer punishment. 🩸

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**Author:** ![Murder\_Maid](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/murder_maid/32/515993_2.png) [@Murder\_Maid](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Murder_Maid)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2026, 7:51pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/halp-im-being-bullied/520756/26 "2026-10-24T19:51:59Z")

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Makes sense. Anyone who willingly aligns a Retriever toward an asteroid belt for six hours just to watch a glowy laser beam definitely thrives on pain

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**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2026, 8:05pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/halp-im-being-bullied/520756/27 "2026-10-24T20:05:50Z")

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Watching a Retriever pop is far more beautiful than watching a glowy laser beam

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**Author:** ![Murder\_Maid](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/murder_maid/32/515993_2.png) [@Murder\_Maid](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Murder_Maid)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2026, 8:27pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/halp-im-being-bullied/520756/28 "2026-10-24T20:27:07Z")

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![1000003351](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/1/f/c/1fc05b719258cd706641e7cc230b22fdf66a186f.jpeg)

I heard in highsec when ventures pop they give out treats

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**Author:** ![Hatch\_Nasty](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/hatch_nasty/32/512820_2.png) [@Hatch\_Nasty](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Hatch_Nasty)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2026, 8:35pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/halp-im-being-bullied/520756/29 "2026-10-24T20:35:37Z")

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🙄 Enough already with the LARPing.

Here, a poem just for you—a Hatch J. Nasty original:

### Tourist

You strut into the basement  
Like you just made the scene  
Store-bought vintage  
And hair chopped clean.  
You got the clothes and makeup  
The attitude, affect  
But no ink or piercings  
You’re far from wrecked.  
The music is murderous  
Distortion, reverb.  
You smile and hum along  
But you don’t know the words

And we know it.

We.  
See.  
Through.  
You.

You haven’t made the scene.  
You’re just passing by.  
You’ll take off this costume  
Cause you know it’s a lie.

You’re a poseur. A faker.  
You’re only here for the ride.

You’re a tourist.

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**Author:** ![Murder\_Maid](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/murder_maid/32/515993_2.png) [@Murder\_Maid](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Murder_Maid)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2026, 8:50pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/halp-im-being-bullied/520756/30 "2026-10-24T20:50:08Z")

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Awww you didn’t need to write me poetry to get my attention, isk would have been just fine 😘

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**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2026, 9:02pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/halp-im-being-bullied/520756/31 "2026-10-24T21:02:32Z")

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Roses are red,  
Your barge died,  
You wrote us a poem,  
While your character cried.

The Code must be followed,  
The rules are quite clear,  
No permits were purchased,  
So we brought you some cheer.

Keep typing your rhymes,  
But remember the task:  
We wants millions,  
In a shiny ISK flask.

Capisce ?

 ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/4/3/4/4341158ac1c03fe89fa7c628d07c0446e6563294.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![Lydra\_Victor](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/lydra_victor/32/515931_2.png) [@Lydra\_Victor](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Lydra_Victor)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2026, 9:09pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/halp-im-being-bullied/520756/32 "2026-10-24T21:09:47Z")

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> [@Murder\_Maid](#):
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> Retriever

gankers never won against these parasites. You can’t defeat greed.

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**Author:** ![Murder\_Maid](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/murder_maid/32/515993_2.png) [@Murder\_Maid](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Murder_Maid)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2026, 9:19pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/halp-im-being-bullied/520756/33 "2026-10-24T21:19:16Z")

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A great pilot once told me

it doesn’t matter how many pixelated ships you blow up how you truly defeat your enemy is to crush their will to log on, that’s true victory.

@Lydra_Victor

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**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2026, 9:38pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/halp-im-being-bullied/520756/34 "2026-10-24T21:38:06Z")

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Some crush your will to live

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**Author:** ![Murder\_Maid](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/murder_maid/32/515993_2.png) [@Murder\_Maid](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Murder_Maid)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2026, 9:41pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/halp-im-being-bullied/520756/35 "2026-10-24T21:41:59Z")

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All I can say, is the permits are offered at a premium don’t end up like Lazar they’ve been warned.

 ![1000001431](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/9/1/b/91b8f83785c488b2feee7ff853f093d4661b2977.webp)

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**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2026, 10:07pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/halp-im-being-bullied/520756/36 "2026-10-24T22:07:13Z")

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![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/5/1/d/51d4d77691ce972800db8480bc83f7a1ed896a73.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![Murder\_Maid](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/murder_maid/32/515993_2.png) [@Murder\_Maid](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Murder_Maid)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2026, 10:18pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/halp-im-being-bullied/520756/37 "2026-10-24T22:18:56Z")

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OMG I love it!

Send your isk to Aiko right away! 😍

Payment Processing.

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**Author:** ![Lydra\_Victor](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/lydra_victor/32/515931_2.png) [@Lydra\_Victor](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Lydra_Victor)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2026, 11:35pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/halp-im-being-bullied/520756/38 "2026-10-24T23:35:11Z")

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I can help miners with these permits. Just DM me. 50% discounted permits. I got connections 🙂

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**Author:** ![Murder\_Maid](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/murder_maid/32/515993_2.png) [@Murder\_Maid](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Murder_Maid)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2026, 12:26am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/halp-im-being-bullied/520756/39 "2026-10-25T00:26:28Z")

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If your making some good money care to spare 100 mill for the Tourist Bus? I’m taking a sightseeing adventure to Uedema, pretty please @Lydra_Victor

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