# Happy/Merry Ragequit to all salty players

**URL:** <https://forums.eveonline.com/t/happy-merry-ragequit-to-all-salty-players/522051>\
**Category:** General Discussion\
**Created:** [November 13, 2026, 3:25am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/happy-merry-ragequit-to-all-salty-players/522051 "2026-11-13T03:25:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Lydra\_Victor](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/lydra_victor/32/515931_2.png) [@Lydra\_Victor](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Lydra_Victor)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2026, 3:25am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/happy-merry-ragequit-to-all-salty-players/522051/1 "2026-11-13T03:25:39Z")

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Credit to @Uta_Asmai who coined these words. ☝

We wish all salty players a Merry and Happy Ragequit 🤣

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**Author:** ![Gloria\_Exercitus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/gloria_exercitus/32/509735_2.png) [@Gloria\_Exercitus](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Gloria_Exercitus)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2026, 3:42am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/happy-merry-ragequit-to-all-salty-players/522051/2 "2026-11-13T03:42:10Z")

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Would the last person to ragequit please turn out the lights.

Oh, and happy rage-rejoin. In which event turn the lights on again.

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**Author:** ![Gerard\_Amatin](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/gerard_amatin/32/481361_2.png) [@Gerard\_Amatin](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Gerard_Amatin)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2026, 11:22am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/happy-merry-ragequit-to-all-salty-players/522051/3 "2026-11-13T11:22:37Z")

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_We wish you a Merry Ragequit,_

_We wish you a Merry Ragequit,_

_We wish you a Merry Ragequit, and a Happy New Game!_

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**Author:** ![zander\_kage](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zander_kage/32/518389_2.png) [@zander\_kage](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/zander_kage)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2026, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/happy-merry-ragequit-to-all-salty-players/522051/4 "2026-11-13T13:20:26Z")

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Merry Rage quit to James315

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**Author:** ![Gloria\_Exercitus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/gloria_exercitus/32/509735_2.png) [@Gloria\_Exercitus](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Gloria_Exercitus)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2026, 1:36pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/happy-merry-ragequit-to-all-salty-players/522051/5 "2026-11-13T13:36:40Z")

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> [@Gerard\_Amatin](#):
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> We wish you a Merry Ragequit

And a happy Kagequit too.

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**Author:** ![zander\_kage](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zander_kage/32/518389_2.png) [@zander\_kage](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/zander_kage)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2026, 1:54pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/happy-merry-ragequit-to-all-salty-players/522051/6 "2026-11-13T13:54:35Z")

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Merry Gloriastalk 🙂

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**Author:** ![I-Love-My-Garden](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/i-love-my-garden/32/519033_2.png) [@I-Love-My-Garden](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/I-Love-My-Garden)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2026, 6:30am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/happy-merry-ragequit-to-all-salty-players/522051/7 "2026-11-14T06:30:28Z")

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Says the guy that stalked gloria for hours then claimed it didn’t happen. You wanna talk about hypocrites you should take a long long long long look in the mirror.

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**Author:** ![Gloria\_Exercitus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/gloria_exercitus/32/509735_2.png) [@Gloria\_Exercitus](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Gloria_Exercitus)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2026, 12:47pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/happy-merry-ragequit-to-all-salty-players/522051/8 "2026-11-14T12:47:17Z")

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Ah…but he was ‘AFK’ watching Snow White on Disney+ _whilst locked on my ship for half an hour_ and unable to figure out how to get _through_ Jita station so he crawled up the side of it.

…which apparently doesn’t count as stalking.

…yet I have only to spend 30 seconds zooming through Uedama in chase of a suspect Paladin, completely ignoring Kage and his puny little frigate in the process, and somehow I’m ‘stalking’ him.

I can only think he’s now reached the heady heights of Advanced Level Hypocrisy V…with added Hypocrisy implants.

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**Author:** ![Tharshe\_Bloes](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tharshe_bloes/32/491277_2.png) [@Tharshe\_Bloes](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tharshe_Bloes)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2026, 12:56pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/happy-merry-ragequit-to-all-salty-players/522051/9 "2026-11-14T12:56:11Z")

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> [@Gloria\_Exercitus](#):
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> I can only think he’s now reached the heady heights of Advanced Level Hypocrisy V…with added Hypocrisy implants

He’s flying a badger and thinks it’s a Prophecy. He’s got a Delusion Booster that lasts days and his hypocrisy modules are overheated to the max.  
I see an implosion coming.

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**Author:** ![Gloria\_Exercitus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/gloria_exercitus/32/509735_2.png) [@Gloria\_Exercitus](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Gloria_Exercitus)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2026, 1:00pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/happy-merry-ragequit-to-all-salty-players/522051/10 "2026-11-14T13:00:29Z")

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Just as well the latest EVE expansion doesn’t contain any cheap _Trying To Be Relevant_ implants or he’d have the entire stash of them 🙂

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**Author:** ![Uta\_Asmai](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/uta_asmai/32/476817_2.png) [@Uta\_Asmai](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Uta_Asmai)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2026, 5:43pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/happy-merry-ragequit-to-all-salty-players/522051/11 "2026-11-14T17:43:22Z")

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> [@Gloria\_Exercitus](#):
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> Ah…but he was ‘AFK’ watching Snow White on Disney+ _whilst locked on my ship for half an hour_ and unable to figure out how to get _through_ Jita station so he crawled up the side of it.
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> …which apparently doesn’t count as stalking.
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> …yet I have only to spend 30 seconds zooming through Uedama in chase of a suspect Paladin, completely ignoring Kage and his puny little frigate in the process, and somehow I’m ‘stalking’ him.
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> I can only think he’s now reached the heady heights of Advanced Level Hypocrisy V…with added Hypocrisy implants.

You simply cannot read a post in which i or kage are mentioned without giving in to the reflex to taunt or insult, hm? 😛

Are we this deep inside your brain? 🙂

Obviously we are 🙂

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**Author:** ![Uta\_Asmai](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/uta_asmai/32/476817_2.png) [@Uta\_Asmai](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Uta_Asmai)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2026, 5:48pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/happy-merry-ragequit-to-all-salty-players/522051/12 "2026-11-14T17:48:18Z")

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What do you think kage…will he EVER understand what this is even all about…or give in and state that he is wrong?

Or admit that we are NOT the same person? 🙂

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**Author:** ![zander\_kage](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zander_kage/32/518389_2.png) [@zander\_kage](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/zander_kage)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2026, 6:44pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/happy-merry-ragequit-to-all-salty-players/522051/13 "2026-11-14T18:44:28Z")

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In general i always have hope for everyone to see the error of their ways and improve however ive sadly had to report the toxic behaviour exhibited is I feel like his “princess” only censure will achieve that goal.

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**Author:** ![Gloria\_Exercitus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/gloria_exercitus/32/509735_2.png) [@Gloria\_Exercitus](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Gloria_Exercitus)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2026, 8:36pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/happy-merry-ragequit-to-all-salty-players/522051/14 "2026-11-14T20:36:01Z")

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> [@Uta\_Asmai](#):
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> You simply cannot read a post in which i or kage are mentioned without giving in to the reflex to taunt or insult, hm?

Mr Kipling summed up you and Kage very adequately…

“If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken  
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools…”

You are boring. Like beige khaki pants. Indeed I wish you a merry beigequit.

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**Author:** ![Uta\_Asmai](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/uta_asmai/32/476817_2.png) [@Uta\_Asmai](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Uta_Asmai)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2026, 8:38pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/happy-merry-ragequit-to-all-salty-players/522051/15 "2026-11-14T20:38:54Z")

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> [@Gloria\_Exercitus](#):
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> “If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken  
> Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools…”

‘A fool is someone that says or does foolish things and does not know it and not someone that is uneducated’

And we all know how BAD the us education system really is as they had asked with a straight face why no one warned them about 9/11 if europe is hours ahead of the us 😛

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**Author:** ![Gloria\_Exercitus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/gloria_exercitus/32/509735_2.png) [@Gloria\_Exercitus](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Gloria_Exercitus)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2026, 8:48pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/happy-merry-ragequit-to-all-salty-players/522051/16 "2026-11-14T20:48:21Z")

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Dude…do you want to know what the real difference is between you and Kage and your opponents ?

You guys have absolutely ZERO sense of humour.

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**Author:** ![zander\_kage](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zander_kage/32/518389_2.png) [@zander\_kage](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/zander_kage)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2026, 8:50pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/happy-merry-ragequit-to-all-salty-players/522051/17 "2026-11-14T20:50:13Z")

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Yet you report every post and claim to be a victim, odd behaviour for someone who supposedly has a sense of humour

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**Author:** ![Iceacid\_Frostpacker](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/iceacid_frostpacker/32/516955_2.png) [@Iceacid\_Frostpacker](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Iceacid_Frostpacker)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2026, 9:02pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/happy-merry-ragequit-to-all-salty-players/522051/18 "2026-11-14T21:02:40Z")

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Hey! I have lots of humour, just that I don’t make much sense!

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**Author:** ![Gloria\_Exercitus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/gloria_exercitus/32/509735_2.png) [@Gloria\_Exercitus](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Gloria_Exercitus)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2026, 9:53pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/happy-merry-ragequit-to-all-salty-players/522051/19 "2026-11-14T21:53:42Z")

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> [@zander\_kage](#):
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> Yet you report every post and claim to be a victim, odd behaviour for someone who supposedly has a sense of humour

See how your ‘friend’ wants to bring up 911 and the US education system…blah blah blah. _That_ sort of person is incapable of differentiating between a game and real life. They are the sort of people for whom a game of tiddlywinks ends up as a Defcon 1 alert and retreat to nuclear bunkers.

No wonder such people can’t cope with losing a ship in EVE.

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**Author:** ![zander\_kage](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zander_kage/32/518389_2.png) [@zander\_kage](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/zander_kage)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2026, 10:05pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/happy-merry-ragequit-to-all-salty-players/522051/20 "2026-11-14T22:05:52Z")

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I see no mention in this thread of any of these topics, are these more of your tales of things that did not happen ?

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