# Hilarious confessions of a newb! **URL:** \ **Category:** General Discussion\ **Created:** [April 23, 2023, 9:40pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/hilarious-confessions-of-a-newb/403326 "2023-04-23T21:40:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![dirkadirka\_moohamidjiha](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/dirkadirka_moohamidjiha/32/421207_2.png) [@dirkadirka\_moohamidjiha](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/dirkadirka_moohamidjiha)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2023, 9:40pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/hilarious-confessions-of-a-newb/403326/1 "2023-04-23T21:40:04Z")
So when I first started playing eve I was under the impression that eve players where shall we say " more sophisticated" than other mmo players. I remember seeing all anal spam in WoW. I somehow didn’t see any of that in rookie chat when I first started so I was happy. Then I saw everyone saying every other word as Jita? I didn’t know what this Jita was so I googled it. At that time Jita was on the urban dictionary as Just in the you know what. So I sighed an assumed that every time I saw someone say Jita they where just saying anal in a sophisticated way… Wasn’t until someone actually linked the system in chat that I realized they where talking about a star system not something else… So for the first 2 ish weeks I played eve everytime someone said Jita in chat I assumed they where saying anal but anal sell etc… Well that’s my first post hope you enjoy it. ---
**Author:** ![Destiny\_Corrupted](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/destiny_corrupted/32/411527_2.png) [@Destiny\_Corrupted](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Destiny_Corrupted)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2023, 10:09pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/hilarious-confessions-of-a-newb/403326/2 "2023-04-23T22:09:42Z")
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**Author:** ![Xuxe\_Xu](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/xuxe_xu/32/464660_2.png) [@Xuxe\_Xu](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Xuxe_Xu)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2023, 11:47pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/hilarious-confessions-of-a-newb/403326/3 "2023-04-23T23:47:33Z")
Jita is a putrid hole best avoided, imo. ---
**Author:** ![Solonius\_Rex](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/solonius_rex/32/388172_2.png) [@Solonius\_Rex](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Solonius_Rex)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2023, 12:25am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/hilarious-confessions-of-a-newb/403326/4 "2023-04-24T00:25:09Z")
> [@dirkadirka\_moohamidjiha](#): > > So I sighed an assumed that every time I saw someone say Jita they where just saying anal in a sophisticated way …Says the guy with the character name “dirkadirka moohamidjiha”… ---
**Author:** ![Srima\_Darkstar](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/srima_darkstar/32/374461_2.png) [@Srima\_Darkstar](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Srima_Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2023, 4:49am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/hilarious-confessions-of-a-newb/403326/5 "2023-04-24T04:49:49Z")
@dirkadirka_moohamidjiha remember, when you assume, you make an ASS out of U and ME. 🤣 That was a good one, welcome to the game. ---
**Author:** ![Wadiest\_Yong](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/wadiest_yong/32/426921_2.png) [@Wadiest\_Yong](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Wadiest_Yong)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2023, 6:36am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/hilarious-confessions-of-a-newb/403326/6 "2023-04-24T06:36:05Z")
> [@dirkadirka\_moohamidjiha](#): > > Well that’s my first post hope you enjoy it. Sure, bring on the rest. Let’s get this over with asap. Your boredom, our entertainment. > [@Solonius\_Rex](#): > > …Says the guy … from the corp with the funny name that I can’t even type out here… ---
**Author:** ![Apo\_Bong](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/apo_bong/32/512751_2.png) [@Apo\_Bong](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Apo_Bong)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2023, 7:30am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/hilarious-confessions-of-a-newb/403326/7 "2023-04-24T07:30:49Z")
Wait until you see the Jita local chat when you are in system! ---
**Author:** ![Fifie\_Brindacier](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/fifie_brindacier/32/373279_2.png) [@Fifie\_Brindacier](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Fifie_Brindacier)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2023, 8:27am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/hilarious-confessions-of-a-newb/403326/8 "2023-04-24T08:27:15Z")
> [@dirkadirka\_moohamidjiha](#): > > I was under the impression that eve players where shall we say " more sophisticated" than other mmo players 🤭 What gave you that impression? The tech talk? > [@dirkadirka\_moohamidjiha](#): > > I remember seeing all anal spam in WoW Sometimes we only see what we want to see. > [@dirkadirka\_moohamidjiha](#): > > I somehow didn’t see any of that in rookie chat when I first started so I was happy Rookie Chat is monitored by a moderator. The first thing I saw when I opened Local was how someone was going to do something sexual to someone’s else mother so that gave me some kind of impression of the _sophistication_ of EVE players. > [@dirkadirka\_moohamidjiha](#): > > At that time What time was _that time_? How many years ago is that? I thought you were a new player. Never mind 😅 * * * Fifie the silly * * * My confession of a noob is that I first thought I could PLEX my account by playing the game the way I wanted to. Which… yea… ![sAUOYi6YYfKgw](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/4/8/c/48c45824d4a9ca324c6de557224e48f86052b2d3.gif) ![Zv6Apawffpa2k](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/2/d/f/2dfe8662dec6af9a3296edacf5beee42249e5ad0.gif) ---
**Author:** ![God\_Emperor\_Kane](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/god_emperor_kane/32/399336_2.png) [@God\_Emperor\_Kane](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/God_Emperor_Kane)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2023, 10:59am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/hilarious-confessions-of-a-newb/403326/9 "2023-04-24T10:59:08Z")
Technically… You were not wrong about JITA. I live 1 jump from JITA. And the neighbourhood difference is chalk and cheese. ---
**Author:** ![Skylar\_Cloud](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/skylar_cloud/32/417720_2.png) [@Skylar\_Cloud](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Skylar_Cloud)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2023, 11:06am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/hilarious-confessions-of-a-newb/403326/10 "2023-04-25T11:06:12Z")
JITA = Jesus Is The Answer Wow! Your mind went straight into that gutter. Let me think of some others. JITA = Just In Time Accounting JITA = Join In This Attack JITA = Jumping Into The Asteroids Too easy. ---
**Author:** ![Xuxe\_Xu](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/xuxe_xu/32/464660_2.png) [@Xuxe\_Xu](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Xuxe_Xu)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2023, 11:46am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/hilarious-confessions-of-a-newb/403326/11 "2023-04-25T11:46:03Z")
JITA - Jerks Idiots Troglodytes Autists ---
**Author:** ![Altara\_Zemara](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/altara_zemara/32/390110_2.png) [@Altara\_Zemara](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Altara_Zemara)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2023, 12:55pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/hilarious-confessions-of-a-newb/403326/12 "2023-04-25T12:55:40Z")
Noob misconstruing can be hilarious… Over on another MMO, there’s something called Animation Overides, AO for short. When people wished to switch their Animation Overide off, they would type ‘AO Off’ in local chat. Of course, as a noob I took these commands as being me being sworn at and was convinced that ‘AO’ was some code to replace rude words. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/4/1/41ec4921cbaca7a6f9ea556e7cc20018461eae5e.png) [@system](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2023, 12:56pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/hilarious-confessions-of-a-newb/403326/13 "2023-07-24T12:56:38Z")
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