# If EVE was invaded by the Imperium of Man **URL:** \ **Category:** Out Of Pod Experience\ **Created:** [July 8, 2019, 9:26pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/if-eve-was-invaded-by-the-imperium-of-man/173473 "2019-07-08T21:26:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Ramona\_McCandless](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ramona_mccandless/32/468438_2.png) [@Ramona\_McCandless](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Ramona_McCandless)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2019, 9:48pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/if-eve-was-invaded-by-the-imperium-of-man/173473/101 "2019-07-13T21:48:51Z")
> [@Corraidhin\_Farsaidh](#): > > When was the last time you slathered them with holy ungents? I constantly cream over my Geckos, Ill have you know. ---
**Author:** ![Corraidhin\_Farsaidh](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/corraidhin_farsaidh/32/10994_2.png) [@Corraidhin\_Farsaidh](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Corraidhin_Farsaidh)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2019, 9:55pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/if-eve-was-invaded-by-the-imperium-of-man/173473/102 "2019-07-13T21:55:20Z")
So not just heathen, but most likely afflicted by Slaanesh… You should be purged with melta and plasma. Just imagine what the Adeptus Mechanicus would make of Geckos. ---
**Author:** ![Ramona\_McCandless](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ramona_mccandless/32/468438_2.png) [@Ramona\_McCandless](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Ramona_McCandless)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2019, 9:56pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/if-eve-was-invaded-by-the-imperium-of-man/173473/103 "2019-07-13T21:56:35Z")
Considering the best thing they came up with when they took a Falcon apart was a golf shoe I mean Landspeeder, I imagine theyd use it as a skateboard. > [@Corraidhin\_Farsaidh](#): > > You should be purged with melta and plasma. Sounds hot ---
**Author:** ![Ramona\_McCandless](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ramona_mccandless/32/468438_2.png) [@Ramona\_McCandless](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Ramona_McCandless)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2019, 10:00pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/if-eve-was-invaded-by-the-imperium-of-man/173473/104 "2019-07-13T22:00:10Z")
![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/4/f/4f30951a087de6e24366723b031a3f2b8d1429e5.jpeg) Let’s remember that 40k has “awesome warriors” like Dr Robotnik here. \*_Logan Grimnar and his eggcup_ _Fighting for our salvation_ _Fly around in outer space_ _Not to join 'em but to beat 'em._ _Logan Grimnar, he’s our man,_ _Hero of our nation._ _For his adventures, just be sure_ _To stay tuned to this station._ _So come and join us, all you kids,_ _For lots of fun and laughter_ _As Logan Grimnar and his men_ _Get all the heathens they’re after._ _Logan Grimnar, he’s our man,_ _Hero of our nation._ _For his adventures, just be sure_ _To stay tuned to this station._\* ---
**Author:** ![Mortlake](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/mortlake/32/510240_2.png) [@Mortlake](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Mortlake)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2019, 10:03pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/if-eve-was-invaded-by-the-imperium-of-man/173473/105 "2019-07-13T22:03:19Z")
I’d love to see something organic, like the Yuuzhan Vong or what have you. ---
**Author:** ![Corraidhin\_Farsaidh](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/corraidhin_farsaidh/32/10994_2.png) [@Corraidhin\_Farsaidh](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Corraidhin_Farsaidh)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2019, 10:03pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/if-eve-was-invaded-by-the-imperium-of-man/173473/106 "2019-07-13T22:03:55Z")
The most likely outcome of the Imperium finding New Eden would be Rogue Traders coming through. They’d basically fit right in with us capsuleers. That, or they’d just take one look at us, think ‘It all needs to go’, and lead a Tyranid shard fleet in. ---
**Author:** ![Ramona\_McCandless](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ramona_mccandless/32/468438_2.png) [@Ramona\_McCandless](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Ramona_McCandless)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2019, 10:04pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/if-eve-was-invaded-by-the-imperium-of-man/173473/107 "2019-07-13T22:04:32Z")
Which we then lead to the Triglavians. OH THE DRIFTERS WOULD LOVE TERRA ---
**Author:** ![Corraidhin\_Farsaidh](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/corraidhin_farsaidh/32/10994_2.png) [@Corraidhin\_Farsaidh](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Corraidhin_Farsaidh)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2019, 10:05pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/if-eve-was-invaded-by-the-imperium-of-man/173473/108 "2019-07-13T22:05:31Z")
It would be a light snack before Mars. ---
**Author:** ![Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jonah_gravenstein/32/386819_2.png) [@Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Jonah_Gravenstein)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2019, 10:15pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/if-eve-was-invaded-by-the-imperium-of-man/173473/109 "2019-07-13T22:15:20Z")
The main course would be the Milky Way, and the Galaxy for afters. \*sticking with the Chocolate theme. ---
**Author:** ![Corraidhin\_Farsaidh](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/corraidhin_farsaidh/32/10994_2.png) [@Corraidhin\_Farsaidh](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Corraidhin_Farsaidh)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2019, 10:45pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/if-eve-was-invaded-by-the-imperium-of-man/173473/110 "2019-07-13T22:45:27Z")
The Milky Way would never be main course, the Tyranids would have it between meals without ruining their appetite. ---
**Author:** ![Avaelica\_Kuershin](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/avaelica_kuershin/32/478139_2.png) [@Avaelica\_Kuershin](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Avaelica_Kuershin)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2019, 12:07am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/if-eve-was-invaded-by-the-imperium-of-man/173473/111 "2019-07-14T00:07:25Z")
And does this fellow only have one eye? (and a couple of ravens?) ---
**Author:** ![Ramona\_McCandless](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ramona_mccandless/32/468438_2.png) [@Ramona\_McCandless](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Ramona_McCandless)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2019, 8:06am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/if-eve-was-invaded-by-the-imperium-of-man/173473/112 "2019-07-14T08:06:16Z")
Nope, hes got 12 companies of utter hipster twats and assorted animal wives though if that counts. ---
**Author:** ![Maria\_Sanzen\_in](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/maria_sanzen_in/32/479635_2.png) [@Maria\_Sanzen\_in](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Maria_Sanzen_in)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2019, 10:35am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/if-eve-was-invaded-by-the-imperium-of-man/173473/113 "2019-07-14T10:35:23Z")
Must say this has been the most interesting eve topic I read in a long time. ---
**Author:** ![SeerinDarkness](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/seerindarkness/32/181638_2.png) [@SeerinDarkness](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/SeerinDarkness)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2019, 9:00am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/if-eve-was-invaded-by-the-imperium-of-man/173473/114 "2019-07-16T09:00:37Z")
All Magnus’s Fault!..Blames Lorgar! ---
**Author:** ![Ramona\_McCandless](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ramona_mccandless/32/468438_2.png) [@Ramona\_McCandless](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Ramona_McCandless)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2019, 9:09am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/if-eve-was-invaded-by-the-imperium-of-man/173473/115 "2019-07-16T09:09:38Z")
Hey this thread is back after holidaying in the megathread. I wonder if the person who hates sex wiho flagged my posts about it not really existing in 40k will follow it back. ---
**Author:** ![Ramona\_McCandless](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ramona_mccandless/32/468438_2.png) [@Ramona\_McCandless](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Ramona_McCandless)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2019, 6:57am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/if-eve-was-invaded-by-the-imperium-of-man/173473/116 "2019-07-18T06:57:12Z")
Omg guise Omg omg O m g The Tyranid Hive Fleet is coming! Its using the Blackout as cover!!!1! > [@Blackout - Why is this a thing?](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/blackout-why-is-this-a-thing/175194/151): > > Nid’s > Roughly: > 8 in first day of blackout > 35 after blackout > 47 before blackout ---
**Author:** ![Tassa\_Kerenskie](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tassa_kerenskie/32/262333_2.png) [@Tassa\_Kerenskie](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tassa_Kerenskie)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2019, 7:19am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/if-eve-was-invaded-by-the-imperium-of-man/173473/117 "2019-08-01T07:19:27Z")
> [@Ramona\_McCandless](#): > > Nope, hes got 12 companies of utter hipster twats and assorted animal wives though if that counts. Nah, the hipsters are Gulliman and his Blueberries. This is more like Vikings in space. And yes, he does have a pair of ravens. Named Hugin and Munin. ---
**Author:** ![Ramona\_McCandless](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ramona_mccandless/32/468438_2.png) [@Ramona\_McCandless](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Ramona_McCandless)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2019, 7:22am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/if-eve-was-invaded-by-the-imperium-of-man/173473/118 "2019-08-01T07:22:12Z")
> [@Tassa\_Kerenskie](#): > > Vikings Yup hipsters, like I said Ginger beards to their knees, undercuts and they love English neo-folk music and vaping ---
**Author:** ![Dread\_Saboteur](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/dread_saboteur/32/270709_2.png) [@Dread\_Saboteur](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Dread_Saboteur)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2019, 9:19pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/if-eve-was-invaded-by-the-imperium-of-man/173473/119 "2019-08-01T21:19:25Z")
I don’t think the Imperium would do much they take a long time to travel from point A to B and they are very weak against hit and run tactics. However they’d do really well at conquering stations and planets or just going crazy with Exterminatus strikes on populated worlds . ---
**Author:** ![Dracvlad](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/dracvlad/32/444126_2.png) [@Dracvlad](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Dracvlad)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2019, 9:52pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/if-eve-was-invaded-by-the-imperium-of-man/173473/120 "2019-08-01T21:52:27Z")
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