# Im afraid to solo gank

**URL:** <https://forums.eveonline.com/t/im-afraid-to-solo-gank/180568>\
**Category:** Crime & Punishment\
**Created:** [August 6, 2019, 7:27am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/im-afraid-to-solo-gank/180568 "2019-08-06T07:27:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![TheInternet\_TweepsOnline\_TheInternet](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/theinternet_tweepsonline_theinternet/32/414103_2.png) [@TheInternet\_TweepsOnline\_TheInternet](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/TheInternet_TweepsOnline_TheInternet)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 7:04am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/im-afraid-to-solo-gank/180568/81 "2019-08-08T07:04:04Z")

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> [@Viirilithizu\_Ward](#):
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> Looking back at the past few days, I handled all this ridiculously wrong. I gave up lots of salt and looked dumb.

And yet you persist with the same behavior even after making this post.

Get a hold of yourself, man. You clearly need a break from EVE Online. I say this out of place of sincerity and concern. Stop shouting into the void.

As an old friend once told me, ‘It’s all just pixels.’ I think the best thing for you would be to uninstall and biomass.

Go outside. Get some exercise. Enjoy some fresh air. Focus on things that are important. Take care of yourself.

> [@Viirilithizu\_Ward](#):
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> Looking back at the past few days, I handled all this ridiculously wrong.

True.

> [@Viirilithizu\_Ward](#):
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> I got what i deserved.

Also true.

> [@Viirilithizu\_Ward](#):
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> Lesson learned.

Apparently not.

> [@TheInternet\_TweepsOnline\_TheInternet](#):
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> As an old friend once told me, ‘It’s all just pixels.’ I think the best thing for you would be to uninstall and biomass.
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> Go outside. Get some exercise. Enjoy some fresh air. Focus on things that are important. Take care of yourself.

This is good advice. I know it’s good advice because it’s coming from me.

But let’s end on a positive note.

[https://i.imgur.com/avb0K2S.gif(image larger than 4 MB)](https://i.imgur.com/avb0K2S.gif)

_click click click_

You finally earned your very own trading card! Please enjoy.

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**Author:** ![Aiko\_Danuja](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/aiko_danuja/32/481237_2.png) [@Aiko\_Danuja](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Aiko_Danuja)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 8:13am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/im-afraid-to-solo-gank/180568/82 "2019-08-08T08:13:24Z")

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🎵 I’ll sink Manhattan  
Right under the sea  
I’ll find the sweetest spot to watch  
As it goes away

You were so happy  
With the things that you said  
But you’re going to cry

A river of tiny tears flow from your crocodile eyes  
Too late to apologize, I say, as flood waters rise 🎵

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**Author:** ![BIade\_Runner](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/biade_runner/32/143170_2.png) [@BIade\_Runner](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/BIade_Runner)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 9:43am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/im-afraid-to-solo-gank/180568/84 "2019-08-08T09:43:55Z")

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Get a real life you little broken toy… The crap you vomit on this forums is not a genuine social interaction and cannot replace the connections with a healthy social environment.

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**Author:** ![Salt\_Foambreaker](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/salt_foambreaker/32/280119_2.png) [@Salt\_Foambreaker](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Salt_Foambreaker)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 4:28pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/im-afraid-to-solo-gank/180568/85 "2019-08-08T16:28:08Z")

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I remember my first solo gank attempt.

Killed by gate guns 😊

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**Author:** ![Viirilithizu\_Ward](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/viirilithizu_ward/32/294932_2.png) [@Viirilithizu\_Ward](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Viirilithizu_Ward)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 5:14pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/im-afraid-to-solo-gank/180568/86 "2019-08-08T17:14:52Z")

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See? Just attacks and distractions. No real substance or bravery to these space bullies lol.

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**Author:** ![Iceacid\_Frostpacker](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/iceacid_frostpacker/32/505689_2.png) [@Iceacid\_Frostpacker](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Iceacid_Frostpacker)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 5:19pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/im-afraid-to-solo-gank/180568/87 "2019-08-08T17:19:33Z")

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Well we can be friends, just not lively kind.

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**Author:** ![Viirilithizu\_Ward](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/viirilithizu_ward/32/294932_2.png) [@Viirilithizu\_Ward](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Viirilithizu_Ward)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 5:23pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/im-afraid-to-solo-gank/180568/88 "2019-08-08T17:23:37Z")

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Me: Why are you afraid to risk losing?  
Thems: You are salty!  
Me: Why are you afriad to risk losing?  
Thems: You sent mails!  
Me: Why are you afraid to risk losing?  
Thems: You’re crazy!  
Me: Why are you afraid to risk losing?  
Thems: You should uninstall!

…and links and lyrics too

This is pretty much the pattern. Right?

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**Author:** ![Ramona\_McCandless](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ramona_mccandless/32/468438_2.png) [@Ramona\_McCandless](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Ramona_McCandless)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 5:28pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/im-afraid-to-solo-gank/180568/89 "2019-08-08T17:28:08Z")

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> [@Viirilithizu\_Ward](#):
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> Why are you afraid to risk losing?

Thats the question that I have found them asking more than anyone during my investigations

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**Author:** ![Viirilithizu\_Ward](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/viirilithizu_ward/32/294932_2.png) [@Viirilithizu\_Ward](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Viirilithizu_Ward)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 5:39pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/im-afraid-to-solo-gank/180568/90 "2019-08-08T17:39:07Z")

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I do remember that time Don and Kalorned risked rattlesnakes in a structure bash … the fight that was lost to the Russians. @TheInternet_TweepsOnline_TheInternet doesn’t fly a rattle in those. He just flies the DST that has the cap boosters and a bumper during those battles. Know why? Same reason he refuses to link his api to zkill and selectively uploads.

Lol proceed by answering with more attacks, memes, lyrics and distractions. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Viirilithizu\_Ward](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/viirilithizu_ward/32/294932_2.png) [@Viirilithizu\_Ward](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Viirilithizu_Ward)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 5:56pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/im-afraid-to-solo-gank/180568/91 "2019-08-08T17:56:02Z")

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Even scams are pretty risk averse, Tweeps, like your favorite recruitment scam where you get someone on discord and trick them into thinking you’re a Goon director, ask them for their isk to get their rorquals started and get them to drain all their skillpoints since they’ll need to roll a new character to bypass security issues. Social proof, many alts, Krypteia Operations II corp, the ficticious injector program, emphasizing the difference between Delve prices and Jita.

Good scam really, although I’d be scared to do it since impersonating representative of other groups is technically against the rules.

Point is … even this is quite risk averse.

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**Author:** ![TheInternet\_TweepsOnline\_TheInternet](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/theinternet_tweepsonline_theinternet/32/414103_2.png) [@TheInternet\_TweepsOnline\_TheInternet](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/TheInternet_TweepsOnline_TheInternet)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 6:02pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/im-afraid-to-solo-gank/180568/92 "2019-08-08T18:02:27Z")

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[https://i.imgur.com/avb0K2S.gif(image larger than 4096KB)](https://i.imgur.com/avb0K2S.gif)

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**Author:** ![Viirilithizu\_Ward](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/viirilithizu_ward/32/294932_2.png) [@Viirilithizu\_Ward](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Viirilithizu_Ward)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 6:10pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/im-afraid-to-solo-gank/180568/93 "2019-08-08T18:10:16Z")

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All that was pretty well said. Lol. Thanks for continuing to validate the fact that all you can do is respond with jokes and distractions.

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**Author:** ![TheInternet\_TweepsOnline\_TheInternet](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/theinternet_tweepsonline_theinternet/32/414103_2.png) [@TheInternet\_TweepsOnline\_TheInternet](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/TheInternet_TweepsOnline_TheInternet)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 6:12pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/im-afraid-to-solo-gank/180568/94 "2019-08-08T18:12:02Z")

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> [@Viirilithizu\_Ward](#):
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> Thanks for continuing to validate the fact that all you can do is respond with jokes and distractions.

You’re a meme now. It’s important not to take memes too seriously.

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**Author:** ![Viirilithizu\_Ward](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/viirilithizu_ward/32/294932_2.png) [@Viirilithizu\_Ward](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Viirilithizu_Ward)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 6:12pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/im-afraid-to-solo-gank/180568/95 "2019-08-08T18:12:49Z")

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I’m sure it is lol.

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**Author:** ![TheInternet\_TweepsOnline\_TheInternet](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/theinternet_tweepsonline_theinternet/32/414103_2.png) [@TheInternet\_TweepsOnline\_TheInternet](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/TheInternet_TweepsOnline_TheInternet)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 6:13pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/im-afraid-to-solo-gank/180568/96 "2019-08-08T18:13:52Z")

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I’ll give you one more piece of free advice. Ending your posts with ‘lol’ doesn’t make you seem any less salty. 😂😂

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**Author:** ![Iceacid\_Frostpacker](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/iceacid_frostpacker/32/505689_2.png) [@Iceacid\_Frostpacker](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Iceacid_Frostpacker)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 6:13pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/im-afraid-to-solo-gank/180568/97 "2019-08-08T18:13:52Z")

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> [@Viirilithizu\_Ward](#):
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> I’m sure it is lol.

memes are fun

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**Author:** ![Viirilithizu\_Ward](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/viirilithizu_ward/32/294932_2.png) [@Viirilithizu\_Ward](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Viirilithizu_Ward)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 6:23pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/im-afraid-to-solo-gank/180568/98 "2019-08-08T18:23:58Z")

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So in summary, I’m a salty meme and Aiko and Tweeps are risk averse carebears? Sounds accurate to me.

Basically what we’re establishing in this post is that I’m salty and neither Aiko or Tweeps have any real tangible stories of pvp bravery to post.

I’ve answered the salty claim. Why can’t you guys answer my challenge? Because memes shouldn’t be taken seriously and other excuses? Okayyyy. Lol

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**Author:** ![Kalorned](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kalorned/32/263241_2.png) [@Kalorned](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Kalorned)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 6:42pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/im-afraid-to-solo-gank/180568/99 "2019-08-08T18:42:56Z")

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Tweeps and Aiko are bravely pvp’ing you here in the forums though 🤔

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**Author:** ![Viirilithizu\_Ward](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/viirilithizu_ward/32/294932_2.png) [@Viirilithizu\_Ward](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Viirilithizu_Ward)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 6:56pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/im-afraid-to-solo-gank/180568/100 "2019-08-08T18:56:12Z")

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Nah. This whole post is just me asking Aiko what the thing is that prevents him from pvping (the ship-to-ship kind) and him being completely unable to respond with anything other than jokes and distractions.

And then there is me with the salt and seems Tweeps is a bit risk averse too.

I admitted plenty here. Why won’t you admit your thing for real Aiko?

Yeah yeah … More insults and excuses is all you guys got.

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**Author:** ![Aiko\_Danuja](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/aiko_danuja/32/481237_2.png) [@Aiko\_Danuja](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Aiko_Danuja)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 7:17pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/im-afraid-to-solo-gank/180568/101 "2019-08-08T19:17:28Z")

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**Goofus** whines in local  
**Goofus** moans endlessly

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