# IMHO you’re not a pirate **URL:** \ **Category:** General Discussion\ **Created:** [December 23, 2017, 4:38am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/imho-you-re-not-a-pirate/46985 "2017-12-23T04:38:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Disney\_s\_Magic\_Kingdom](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/disney_s_magic_kingdom/32/44531_2.png) [@Disney\_s\_Magic\_Kingdom](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Disney_s_Magic_Kingdom)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2017, 4:38am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/imho-you-re-not-a-pirate/46985/1 "2017-12-23T04:38:40Z")
Dear pvpers, I feel the need to clarify a point in Eve online. Getting kills doesn’t make you a pirate. You are only a pirate if you are -10, live in lowesec, daydrink and have generally poor hygiene. You are NOT a pirate if you gank barges in highsec, camp Jita 4-4 undock (like me) or get ten million kills pressing f1 out in null. Now take the fken pirate skull out ur fken bio and stop yelling yarrr in chat. /rant ---
**Author:** ![Eternus8lux8lucis](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/eternus8lux8lucis/32/385152_2.png) [@Eternus8lux8lucis](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Eternus8lux8lucis)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2017, 4:45am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/imho-you-re-not-a-pirate/46985/2 "2017-12-23T04:45:25Z")
[Yar matey!!](https://pics.me.me/yar-matey-canhas-cheezburger-co-m-9281177.png) ---
**Author:** ![Dom\_Arkaral](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/dom_arkaral/32/462611_2.png) [@Dom\_Arkaral](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Dom_Arkaral)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2017, 6:05pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/imho-you-re-not-a-pirate/46985/3 "2017-12-23T18:05:15Z")
I’m evil, I kill people for my personal enjoyment, I steal stuff, therefore I’m a pirate… Now sod off ☠️ ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Gorp](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/linus_gorp/32/317333_2.png) [@Linus\_Gorp](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Linus_Gorp)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2017, 9:58pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/imho-you-re-not-a-pirate/46985/4 "2017-12-23T21:58:34Z")
My name is Guybrush Threepwood and I’m a mighty pirate! ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/d/3/d38df609313a2487c6be05135efa1e748d73c05b.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jonah_gravenstein/32/386819_2.png) [@Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Jonah_Gravenstein)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2017, 10:58pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/imho-you-re-not-a-pirate/46985/5 "2017-12-23T22:58:46Z")
The Golden Age of LucasArts. The Monkey Island and Day of The Tentacle games were genius. ---
**Author:** ![Ralph\_King-Griffin](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ralph_king-griffin/32/252855_2.png) [@Ralph\_King-Griffin](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Ralph_King-Griffin)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2017, 11:11pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/imho-you-re-not-a-pirate/46985/6 "2017-12-23T23:11:20Z")
![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/c/3/c348bb45a7739bdf775e128b8247c3d8278edb9b.jpg) ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/e/9/e9c5e61306b08782aa282a17b4155c432a96446a.png) ---
**Author:** ![Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jonah_gravenstein/32/386819_2.png) [@Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Jonah_Gravenstein)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2017, 11:13pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/imho-you-re-not-a-pirate/46985/7 "2017-12-23T23:13:12Z")
I like your style, I should revisit them; and DotT too of course. ---
**Author:** ![Kathern\_Aurilen](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kathern_aurilen/32/149798_2.png) [@Kathern\_Aurilen](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Kathern_Aurilen)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2017, 11:22pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/imho-you-re-not-a-pirate/46985/8 "2017-12-23T23:22:12Z")
![4444d3721dcfb53df28edb6c00bc2e80](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/9/f/9f1dd16109199e86aac387ed0a89e33df909dd1c.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Eternus8lux8lucis](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/eternus8lux8lucis/32/385152_2.png) [@Eternus8lux8lucis](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Eternus8lux8lucis)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2017, 11:29pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/imho-you-re-not-a-pirate/46985/9 "2017-12-23T23:29:34Z")
Unless your on holidays or camping. Then you can drink whenever you want to and whoever doesnt like it gets tossed into the lake for a swim… or made to walk the plank… whichever you prefer.😈 ---
**Author:** ![Disney\_s\_Magic\_Kingdom](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/disney_s_magic_kingdom/32/44531_2.png) [@Disney\_s\_Magic\_Kingdom](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Disney_s_Magic_Kingdom)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2017, 1:10am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/imho-you-re-not-a-pirate/46985/10 "2017-12-24T01:10:17Z")
Gunna need you folks to tone down the yarrr In here… ---
**Author:** ![Kathern\_Aurilen](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kathern_aurilen/32/149798_2.png) [@Kathern\_Aurilen](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Kathern_Aurilen)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2017, 4:58am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/imho-you-re-not-a-pirate/46985/11 "2017-12-24T04:58:15Z")
![images](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/6/a/6a7b06eaf2edc62f90aa11bbaa9e246d1f9df825.jpeg) Yarr I don’t know what your talking about ---
**Author:** ![Scipio\_Artelius](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/scipio_artelius/32/408264_2.png) [@Scipio\_Artelius](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Scipio_Artelius)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2017, 7:01am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/imho-you-re-not-a-pirate/46985/12 "2017-12-24T07:01:56Z")
![Screenshot from 2017-12-24 18-01-13](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/3/6/36a2cc12b90501de4acd28a2efa585bc811ef4c9.jpg) YAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! ---
**Author:** ![yellow\_parasol](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/yellow_parasol/32/10455_2.png) [@yellow\_parasol](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/yellow_parasol)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2017, 9:30am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/imho-you-re-not-a-pirate/46985/13 "2017-12-24T09:30:22Z")
ye totally didn’ ask fer this matey! ---
**Author:** ![Wanda\_Fayne](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/wanda_fayne/32/377654_2.png) [@Wanda\_Fayne](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Wanda_Fayne)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2017, 11:11am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/imho-you-re-not-a-pirate/46985/14 "2017-12-24T11:11:33Z")
![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/7/5/752c838574c2a5fc3209ab98a7412c3a3d2f4905.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jonah_gravenstein/32/386819_2.png) [@Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Jonah_Gravenstein)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2017, 12:05pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/imho-you-re-not-a-pirate/46985/15 "2017-12-24T12:05:40Z")
![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/0/8/084453d49fff41c97abde2ba72916c085730de35.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![CCP\_Falcon](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ccp_falcon/32/143229_2.png) [@CCP\_Falcon](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/CCP_Falcon)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2017, 1:12pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/imho-you-re-not-a-pirate/46985/16 "2017-12-24T13:12:53Z")
This is the best post on the new forums so far. ---
**Author:** ![Keno\_Skir](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/keno_skir/32/460582_2.png) [@Keno\_Skir](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Keno_Skir)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2017, 4:26pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/imho-you-re-not-a-pirate/46985/17 "2017-12-24T16:26:50Z")
> [@Disney\_s\_Magic\_Kingdom](#): > > take the fken pirate skull out ur fken bio and stop yelling yarrr in chat. You’re a pirate if you do it for the booty :shipitparrot: Yarr. ---
**Author:** ![Falin\_Whalen](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/falin_whalen/32/277281_2.png) [@Falin\_Whalen](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Falin_Whalen)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2017, 4:58pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/imho-you-re-not-a-pirate/46985/18 "2017-12-24T16:58:33Z")
![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/a/b/ab2058a623f6891e4c26ce80c33c911f3745c9b5.png) ---
**Author:** ![Ralph\_King-Griffin](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ralph_king-griffin/32/252855_2.png) [@Ralph\_King-Griffin](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Ralph_King-Griffin)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2017, 5:03pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/imho-you-re-not-a-pirate/46985/19 "2017-12-24T17:03:29Z")
Question: while I’ve never claimed to be a pirate, [I’ve been a Viking](https://imgur.com/7R94OBl), now, I’ve bought a PC with the proceeds form my this, does this mean my PC counts as pillaged? ---
**Author:** ![Galaxy\_Chicken](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/galaxy_chicken/32/45651_2.png) [@Galaxy\_Chicken](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Galaxy_Chicken)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2017, 8:32pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/imho-you-re-not-a-pirate/46985/20 "2017-12-24T20:32:50Z")
I just don’t think I care about this as much as OP wants me to. [Next page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/imho-you-re-not-a-pirate/46985.md?page=2)