# IMy IRL GF just bought my first Titan today... For my 1 day old new account **URL:** \ **Category:** General Discussion\ **Created:** [November 12, 2018, 2:03pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/imy-irl-gf-just-bought-my-first-titan-today-for-my-1-day-old-new-account/119978 "2018-11-12T14:03:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Kaelynne\_Rose](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kaelynne_rose/32/15039_2.png) [@Kaelynne\_Rose](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Kaelynne_Rose)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2018, 2:03pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/imy-irl-gf-just-bought-my-first-titan-today-for-my-1-day-old-new-account/119978/1 "2018-11-12T14:03:25Z")
![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/4/e/4e6f8fb449a5d32eff086680dc12a34e8cb3225b.png) My hot ass sexy girlfriend IRL gave me an early ThaNksGiving present so I bought an Avatar and injected up a new toon to fly it. She is so hot and rich and nice to me! ---
**Author:** ![Solonius\_Rex](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/solonius_rex/32/388172_2.png) [@Solonius\_Rex](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Solonius_Rex)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2018, 2:09pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/imy-irl-gf-just-bought-my-first-titan-today-for-my-1-day-old-new-account/119978/2 "2018-11-12T14:09:12Z")
This isn’t the roleplaying subforums. Please take that left hand you call your girlfriend and leave. ---
**Author:** ![TectonicSlam](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tectonicslam/32/106036_2.png) [@TectonicSlam](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/TectonicSlam)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2018, 2:29pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/imy-irl-gf-just-bought-my-first-titan-today-for-my-1-day-old-new-account/119978/3 "2018-11-12T14:29:21Z")
This post is kinda weird. ---
**Author:** ![Solonius\_Rex](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/solonius_rex/32/388172_2.png) [@Solonius\_Rex](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Solonius_Rex)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2018, 2:36pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/imy-irl-gf-just-bought-my-first-titan-today-for-my-1-day-old-new-account/119978/4 "2018-11-12T14:36:11Z")
This topic is here for us to discuss our super duper amazing girlfriends. I’m glad he made this, cause my super hot girlfriend who is also a supermodel and was on the cover of vogue, Cosmo and a bunch of other magazines I can’t remember, just bought me 100 titans because she’s also super rich and the princess of Russia. Now, please excuse me, I have to go to dinner with my girlfriend at Vladimir Putin’s house and I must leave early because we always have a mob of adoring fans that we must push through to get to the limo. ---
**Author:** ![Butt\_Cigar](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/butt_cigar/32/131787_2.png) [@Butt\_Cigar](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Butt_Cigar)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2018, 2:41pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/imy-irl-gf-just-bought-my-first-titan-today-for-my-1-day-old-new-account/119978/5 "2018-11-12T14:41:33Z")
Nerds are adorable. They always need to tell the world about their super hot girlfriend. ---
**Author:** ![Solonius\_Rex](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/solonius_rex/32/388172_2.png) [@Solonius\_Rex](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Solonius_Rex)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2018, 3:01pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/imy-irl-gf-just-bought-my-first-titan-today-for-my-1-day-old-new-account/119978/6 "2018-11-12T15:01:38Z")
Nerds have evolved. Now it’s not just hot, h The girlfriend must also be super rich too. Used to be, they were content with their fake girlfriends having an okay job and being somewhat financially stable. But now that everyone around them claimed to have a hot girlfriend, they must one-up them by claiming they are rich too. ---
**Author:** ![Clockwork\_Robot](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/clockwork_robot/32/13535_2.png) [@Clockwork\_Robot](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Clockwork_Robot)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2018, 3:21pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/imy-irl-gf-just-bought-my-first-titan-today-for-my-1-day-old-new-account/119978/7 "2018-11-12T15:21:17Z")
You are fake news. ---
**Author:** ![Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jonah_gravenstein/32/386819_2.png) [@Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Jonah_Gravenstein)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2018, 3:23pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/imy-irl-gf-just-bought-my-first-titan-today-for-my-1-day-old-new-account/119978/8 "2018-11-12T15:23:01Z")
I gave up on imaginary friends in my childhood. Buggers never bought me a titan 😥 ---
**Author:** ![Solonius\_Rex](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/solonius_rex/32/388172_2.png) [@Solonius\_Rex](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Solonius_Rex)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2018, 3:25pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/imy-irl-gf-just-bought-my-first-titan-today-for-my-1-day-old-new-account/119978/9 "2018-11-12T15:25:52Z")
> [@Jonah\_Gravenstein](#): > > Buggers never bought me a titan 😥 That’s the power of the internet, man. Here, you can be an ex-navy seal, a doctor, or the recipient of a titan from an imaginary friend. Anything is possible here. ---
**Author:** ![Buoytender\_Bob](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/buoytender_bob/32/374377_2.png) [@Buoytender\_Bob](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Buoytender_Bob)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2018, 3:28pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/imy-irl-gf-just-bought-my-first-titan-today-for-my-1-day-old-new-account/119978/10 "2018-11-12T15:28:46Z")
Don’t you think that, just perhaps, she may be hinting that you are lacking in, er, “size” ?..You know, in the size of your “ship” you “fly”. ---
**Author:** ![Aetrid](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/aetrid/32/77858_2.png) [@Aetrid](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Aetrid)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2018, 4:11pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/imy-irl-gf-just-bought-my-first-titan-today-for-my-1-day-old-new-account/119978/11 "2018-11-12T16:11:07Z")
It’s ok, OP, we support your choice… [https://karigirl.com/](https://karigirl.com/) I think my favorite customer endorsement might be: “KARI is the last psychotherapist I’ll ever need!” LOL ---
**Author:** ![Mortlake](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/mortlake/32/510240_2.png) [@Mortlake](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Mortlake)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2018, 4:13pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/imy-irl-gf-just-bought-my-first-titan-today-for-my-1-day-old-new-account/119978/12 "2018-11-12T16:13:29Z")
My girlfriend’s girlfriend let me borrow her girlfriend on the promise that I remain unsubscribed. ---
**Author:** ![Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jonah_gravenstein/32/386819_2.png) [@Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Jonah_Gravenstein)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2018, 4:17pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/imy-irl-gf-just-bought-my-first-titan-today-for-my-1-day-old-new-account/119978/13 "2018-11-12T16:17:09Z")
Can I borrow the one that you’re not currently in possession of, mine appears to be broken at the current time. ---
**Author:** ![Mortlake](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/mortlake/32/510240_2.png) [@Mortlake](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Mortlake)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2018, 7:07pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/imy-irl-gf-just-bought-my-first-titan-today-for-my-1-day-old-new-account/119978/14 "2018-11-12T19:07:34Z")
Sure. I’ll send you her address. I must warn you though that all letters are vetted for crimimal content, sim cards and files. ---
**Author:** ![Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jonah_gravenstein/32/386819_2.png) [@Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Jonah_Gravenstein)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2018, 7:17pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/imy-irl-gf-just-bought-my-first-titan-today-for-my-1-day-old-new-account/119978/15 "2018-11-12T19:17:56Z")
Let me guess. C/O Her Majesty’s Prison Service. ---
**Author:** ![Eric\_Kalfren](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/eric_kalfren/32/110261_2.png) [@Eric\_Kalfren](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Eric_Kalfren)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2018, 7:52pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/imy-irl-gf-just-bought-my-first-titan-today-for-my-1-day-old-new-account/119978/16 "2018-11-12T19:52:33Z")
I wouldn’t normally suggest this but you might wanna think about getting her a 💍 ---
**Author:** ![Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jonah_gravenstein/32/386819_2.png) [@Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Jonah_Gravenstein)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2018, 8:18pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/imy-irl-gf-just-bought-my-first-titan-today-for-my-1-day-old-new-account/119978/17 "2018-11-12T20:18:52Z")
Needs more Beyonce TBH. ---
**Author:** ![Ellison\_Onizuka](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ellison_onizuka/32/314780_2.png) [@Ellison\_Onizuka](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Ellison_Onizuka)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2018, 12:01am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/imy-irl-gf-just-bought-my-first-titan-today-for-my-1-day-old-new-account/119978/18 "2018-11-13T00:01:37Z")
My girlfriend is pretty hot but my wife doesn’t like her. ---
**Author:** ![Herzog\_Wolfhammer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/herzog_wolfhammer/32/452132_2.png) [@Herzog\_Wolfhammer](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Herzog_Wolfhammer)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2018, 12:19am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/imy-irl-gf-just-bought-my-first-titan-today-for-my-1-day-old-new-account/119978/19 "2018-11-13T00:19:15Z")
Can we get some better trolling please? This is Reddit tier garbage. ---
**Author:** ![Old\_Pervert](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/old_pervert/32/149708_2.png) [@Old\_Pervert](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Old_Pervert)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2018, 4:52am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/imy-irl-gf-just-bought-my-first-titan-today-for-my-1-day-old-new-account/119978/20 "2018-11-13T04:52:02Z")
> [@Solonius\_Rex](#): > > This isn’t the roleplaying subforums. Please take that left hand you call your girlfriend and leave. I wish I could like this twice. ■■■■■■■ glorious. [Next page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/imy-irl-gf-just-bought-my-first-titan-today-for-my-1-day-old-new-account/119978.md?page=2)