# Lies! This Game WAS NOT Produced in Iceland! **URL:** \ **Category:** General Discussion\ **Created:** [June 18, 2020, 8:54pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/lies-this-game-was-not-produced-in-iceland/249966 "2020-06-18T20:54:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Salt\_Foambreaker](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/salt_foambreaker/32/280119_2.png) [@Salt\_Foambreaker](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Salt_Foambreaker)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2020, 8:54pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/lies-this-game-was-not-produced-in-iceland/249966/1 "2020-06-18T20:54:39Z")
I found hard evidence. There are no full beards in the char customization 🤪 Not to stereotype anyone, but it just seems odd 😜 ---
**Author:** ![Nuona](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/nuona/32/474913_2.png) [@Nuona](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Nuona)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2020, 9:00pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/lies-this-game-was-not-produced-in-iceland/249966/2 "2020-06-18T21:00:12Z")
One beard alone is a strain on the server due to calculating the whiskers. People would game the beards in order to crash the node if they were losing in a big battle. ---
**Author:** ![Ramona\_McCandless](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ramona_mccandless/32/468438_2.png) [@Ramona\_McCandless](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Ramona_McCandless)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2020, 9:03pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/lies-this-game-was-not-produced-in-iceland/249966/3 "2020-06-18T21:03:02Z")
That just means that once upon a time, hipsters were shot in the street, as it should be. ---
**Author:** ![Salt\_Foambreaker](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/salt_foambreaker/32/280119_2.png) [@Salt\_Foambreaker](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Salt_Foambreaker)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2020, 9:07pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/lies-this-game-was-not-produced-in-iceland/249966/4 "2020-06-18T21:07:19Z")
We have TIDI, bring it?? ---
**Author:** ![ISD\_Lord\_Arranoth](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/isd_lord_arranoth/32/297296_2.png) [@ISD\_Lord\_Arranoth](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/ISD_Lord_Arranoth)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2020, 10:21pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/lies-this-game-was-not-produced-in-iceland/249966/5 "2020-06-18T22:21:25Z")
I, for one, would take a framerate hit if my characters could have glorious viking beards ---
**Author:** ![Sugar\_Smacks](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/sugar_smacks/32/430124_2.png) [@Sugar\_Smacks](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Sugar_Smacks)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2020, 11:05pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/lies-this-game-was-not-produced-in-iceland/249966/6 "2020-06-18T23:05:25Z")
in before $80 beard upgrade ---
**Author:** ![MB\_ThePhotographer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/mb_thephotographer/32/373722_2.png) [@MB\_ThePhotographer](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/MB_ThePhotographer)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2020, 11:15pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/lies-this-game-was-not-produced-in-iceland/249966/7 "2020-06-18T23:15:31Z")
I’m not Islandic, so I want a Pencil Thin Mustache! 😜 [![](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/f/f/ff5e6812960c5390a63028b8d626f02f2e22d7f2.jpeg "Pencil Thin Mustache Jimmy Buffett") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXQS4S3vgGA) ---
**Author:** ![Surly\_Bill](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/surly_bill/32/221329_2.png) [@Surly\_Bill](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Surly_Bill)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2020, 12:19am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/lies-this-game-was-not-produced-in-iceland/249966/8 "2020-06-19T00:19:28Z")
![](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/1/4/141543d1a1ce233272dca6e25d371fdc5d92a8c3.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jonah_gravenstein/32/386819_2.png) [@Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Jonah_Gravenstein)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2020, 1:07am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/lies-this-game-was-not-produced-in-iceland/249966/9 "2020-06-19T01:07:47Z")
That’s not a beard, that’s an orange hedge. [![](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/f/a/fac767d0f801d95fdae3e2ccfca1527702035616.jpeg "Blackadder Back and Forth- Bloody Scots") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR6Jcp_vYVg) ---
**Author:** ![ShahFluffers](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/shahfluffers/32/258921_2.png) [@ShahFluffers](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/ShahFluffers)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2020, 1:59am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/lies-this-game-was-not-produced-in-iceland/249966/10 "2020-06-19T01:59:02Z")
The DEVs are saving those features for themselves. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Scarlet\_Starfire](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/scarlet_starfire/32/244125_2.png) [@Scarlet\_Starfire](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Scarlet_Starfire)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2020, 12:20pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/lies-this-game-was-not-produced-in-iceland/249966/12 "2020-06-19T12:20:23Z")
Easier with no beards, hair and beards in games always look crap anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Spruillo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/spruillo/32/399314_2.png) [@Spruillo](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Spruillo)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2020, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/lies-this-game-was-not-produced-in-iceland/249966/13 "2020-06-19T13:14:43Z")
Some of this stuff needs to be immediately removed from the internet. I never noticed we couldn’t make mustaches for characters, when character creation came out it was the last straw for my Pentium deskpro being able to run Eve, and one of the last things I was able to do before giving up for years was quafe t-shirt and somewhat match Spruillo to the old 2d. ---
**Author:** ![Rocket\_Hellfire](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/rocket_hellfire/32/396905_2.png) [@Rocket\_Hellfire](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Rocket_Hellfire)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2020, 3:05pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/lies-this-game-was-not-produced-in-iceland/249966/14 "2020-06-19T15:05:28Z")
Those at CCP Iceland are not worthy of the beards of their ancestors. ---
**Author:** ![Aaaarrgg](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/aaaarrgg/32/395089_2.png) [@Aaaarrgg](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Aaaarrgg)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2020, 4:30pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/lies-this-game-was-not-produced-in-iceland/249966/15 "2020-06-19T16:30:59Z")
Can you imaging the mess with all the pod goo stuck in your beard. ---
**Author:** ![Salt\_Foambreaker](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/salt_foambreaker/32/280119_2.png) [@Salt\_Foambreaker](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Salt_Foambreaker)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2020, 5:33pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/lies-this-game-was-not-produced-in-iceland/249966/16 "2020-06-19T17:33:22Z")
Now you know why we need two person pods 😜 ---
**Author:** ![Salt\_Foambreaker](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/salt_foambreaker/32/280119_2.png) [@Salt\_Foambreaker](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Salt_Foambreaker)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2020, 5:34pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/lies-this-game-was-not-produced-in-iceland/249966/17 "2020-06-19T17:34:50Z")
> [@Rocket\_Hellfire](#): > > Those at CCP Iceland are not worthy of the beards of their ancestors. It would seem the proverbial gauntlet has been tossed down! ---
**Author:** ![Rayka\_Vokan](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/rayka_vokan/32/225144_2.png) [@Rayka\_Vokan](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Rayka_Vokan)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2020, 6:54am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/lies-this-game-was-not-produced-in-iceland/249966/18 "2020-08-21T06:54:22Z")
How have people been space trucking without beards all this time? People have no self-respect. ---
**Author:** ![Drammie\_Askold](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drammie_askold/32/380085_2.png) [@Drammie\_Askold](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drammie_Askold)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2020, 11:14am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/lies-this-game-was-not-produced-in-iceland/249966/19 "2020-08-31T11:14:56Z")
Of course not, it was actually made by small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri ---
**Author:** ![Lunatic\_Lover](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/lunatic_lover/32/376215_2.png) [@Lunatic\_Lover](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Lunatic_Lover)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2020, 11:37am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/lies-this-game-was-not-produced-in-iceland/249966/20 "2020-08-31T11:37:00Z")
> [@Ramona\_McCandless](#): > > That just means that once upon a time, hipsters were shot in the street, > > as it should be. Beard isn’t exclusive to hipsters. How dare you forget bikers? And death metal core bands? ---
**Author:** ![Wanda\_Fayne](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/wanda_fayne/32/377654_2.png) [@Wanda\_Fayne](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Wanda_Fayne)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2020, 1:49pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/lies-this-game-was-not-produced-in-iceland/249966/21 "2020-08-31T13:49:10Z")
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