# Logging In (Steps to EvE Greatness) **URL:** \ **Category:** Crime & Punishment\ **Created:** [February 28, 2022, 10:03pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/logging-in-steps-to-eve-greatness/351631 "2022-02-28T22:03:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Aiko\_Danuja](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/aiko_danuja/32/481237_2.png) [@Aiko\_Danuja](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Aiko_Danuja)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2022, 10:03pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/logging-in-steps-to-eve-greatness/351631/1 "2022-02-28T22:03:53Z")
Inspired by @Githany_Red @Cilla_Cybin and @Dracvlad , I have decided to document my EvE misadventures, by starting a new forum thread for each mouseclick in my space failure. You can come here to learn when I jump a gate, or update my skill queue. Each milestone will be celebrated with yet another separate thread. This will ensure that I spam the forums with maximum efficiency, because people have a right to know about every fleet I join. I will also keep you entertained with witty stories about my glory days, when I once visited nullsec and whored on a titan killmail. I thought about starting a blog, so that I could keep track of all my misadventures in one location, but I instead decided that forums are the best place to inform people who don’t care about every little thought and action. Stay tuned as I login, and expect a new update as I spin a ship. ---
**Author:** ![Aiko\_Danuja](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/aiko_danuja/32/481237_2.png) [@Aiko\_Danuja](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Aiko_Danuja)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2022, 10:13pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/logging-in-steps-to-eve-greatness/351631/2 "2022-02-28T22:13:10Z")
![Untitled](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/6/a/0/6a0d8cddca6b5d05b407ec6ee0b8eb4bfdac0482.png) I discovered this button, lurking on the side of my screen. It’s yellow, so that signifies caution, and I will avoid clicking it until I complete at least 15 full theorycraft threads about the optimal and most effective way to defeat my enemies. ---
**Author:** ![Destiny\_Corrupted](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/destiny_corrupted/32/411527_2.png) [@Destiny\_Corrupted](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Destiny_Corrupted)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2022, 10:19pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/logging-in-steps-to-eve-greatness/351631/3 "2022-02-28T22:19:13Z")
when is update i need now pls ---
**Author:** ![Xeux](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/xeux/32/428022_2.png) [@Xeux](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Xeux)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2022, 10:56pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/logging-in-steps-to-eve-greatness/351631/4 "2022-02-28T22:56:21Z")
How do I use Projekt Discuvery to win money? ---
**Author:** ![Aiko\_Danuja](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/aiko_danuja/32/481237_2.png) [@Aiko\_Danuja](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Aiko_Danuja)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2022, 11:06pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/logging-in-steps-to-eve-greatness/351631/5 "2022-02-28T23:06:38Z")
Stay tuned for riveting and entirely believable claims about the anticipated inevitable success of my _SECRET MYSTERY MAIN_, who may or may not be doing something. 🧐 I would tell you who my secret mystery main is, because that would surely impress you, but I don’t have to tell you and I prefer to laugh at you from a hidden spot. 😝 ---
**Author:** ![Destiny\_Corrupted](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/destiny_corrupted/32/411527_2.png) [@Destiny\_Corrupted](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Destiny_Corrupted)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2022, 11:31pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/logging-in-steps-to-eve-greatness/351631/6 "2022-02-28T23:31:24Z")
If Aiko…actually uses that…undock button…I think…I might know…who her main might…be… ---
**Author:** ![Tomaltach\_Windseer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tomaltach_windseer/32/357874_2.png) [@Tomaltach\_Windseer](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tomaltach_Windseer)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2022, 11:58pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/logging-in-steps-to-eve-greatness/351631/7 "2022-02-28T23:58:44Z")
I have never experienced the absolute need to be murdered by anyone as I have felt with my recent exposure to these “ladies”. I am following their killboards and making my way to their hunting grounds. May the gods guide me to their gun sights. Sweet release awaits. ---
**Author:** ![Quentin\_Schaefer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/quentin_schaefer/32/471507_2.png) [@Quentin\_Schaefer](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Quentin_Schaefer)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2022, 12:09am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/logging-in-steps-to-eve-greatness/351631/8 "2022-03-01T00:09:27Z")
> [@Destiny\_Corrupted](#): > > If Aiko…actually uses that…undock button…I think…I might know…who her main might…be… Who? Gloves? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Destiny\_Corrupted](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/destiny_corrupted/32/411527_2.png) [@Destiny\_Corrupted](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Destiny_Corrupted)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2022, 12:15am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/logging-in-steps-to-eve-greatness/351631/9 "2022-03-01T00:15:30Z")
> [@Tomaltach\_Windseer](#): > > I have never experienced the absolute need to be murdered by anyone as I have felt with my recent exposure to these “ladies”. I am following their killboards and making my way to their hunting grounds. May the gods guide me to their gun sights. Sweet release awaits. If you want to be killed by a tsundere, go to Aiko. If you want the yandere experience, then go for Uwu Jonestown. And if yangire is what you’re looking for, my door is the one with the gunshot hole through the peephole, and the pool of fresh blood slowly making its way out from underneath. ---
**Author:** ![Tomaltach\_Windseer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tomaltach_windseer/32/357874_2.png) [@Tomaltach\_Windseer](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tomaltach_Windseer)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2022, 12:21am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/logging-in-steps-to-eve-greatness/351631/10 "2022-03-01T00:21:02Z")
I heed your call and venture your way, time my lady is all is ask. ---
**Author:** ![Destiny\_Corrupted](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/destiny_corrupted/32/411527_2.png) [@Destiny\_Corrupted](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Destiny_Corrupted)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2022, 12:28am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/logging-in-steps-to-eve-greatness/351631/11 "2022-03-01T00:28:26Z")
Well hurry up. This fireplace poker isn’t going to stay hot forever. ---
**Author:** ![Tomaltach\_Windseer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tomaltach_windseer/32/357874_2.png) [@Tomaltach\_Windseer](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tomaltach_Windseer)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2022, 12:30am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/logging-in-steps-to-eve-greatness/351631/12 "2022-03-01T00:30:21Z")
23 jumps away, I leave the safety of my lawless land to feel the holy embrace you offer. wish me well, that my capsule destruction be at your hands rather than those of a filthy rat. ---
**Author:** ![Aiko\_Danuja](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/aiko_danuja/32/481237_2.png) [@Aiko\_Danuja](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Aiko_Danuja)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2022, 12:31am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/logging-in-steps-to-eve-greatness/351631/13 "2022-03-01T00:31:22Z")
Send me isk. 😡 ---
**Author:** ![Tomaltach\_Windseer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tomaltach_windseer/32/357874_2.png) [@Tomaltach\_Windseer](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tomaltach_Windseer)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2022, 12:32am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/logging-in-steps-to-eve-greatness/351631/14 "2022-03-01T00:32:36Z")
As you wish. Please have mercy upon me as I am but a poor newbro lacking the isk you deserve. ---
**Author:** ![Ax\_l\_Thorne](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ax_l_thorne/32/412835_2.png) [@Ax\_l\_Thorne](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Ax_l_Thorne)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2022, 4:03am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/logging-in-steps-to-eve-greatness/351631/15 "2022-03-01T04:03:05Z")
> [@Destiny\_Corrupted](#): > > If Aiko…actually uses that…undock button…I think…I might know…who her main might…be… As…a beta…male. I approve…the…use of…ellipses. Also, Aiko…please…tell us…who your…secret…mystery…main is. ---
**Author:** ![Destiny\_Corrupted](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/destiny_corrupted/32/411527_2.png) [@Destiny\_Corrupted](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Destiny_Corrupted)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2022, 4:10am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/logging-in-steps-to-eve-greatness/351631/16 "2022-03-01T04:10:45Z")
> [@Ax\_l\_Thorne](#): > > Also, Aiko…please…tell us…who your…secret…mystery…main is. Okay send me money. ---
**Author:** ![Snowflake\_Tem](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/snowflake_tem/32/432971_2.png) [@Snowflake\_Tem](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Snowflake_Tem)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2022, 4:16am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/logging-in-steps-to-eve-greatness/351631/17 "2022-03-01T04:16:42Z")
I get it; this is the punishment section. It would be a crime to miss the next update. ---
**Author:** ![ISD\_Dorrim\_Barstorlode](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/isd_dorrim_barstorlode/32/361083_2.png) [@ISD\_Dorrim\_Barstorlode](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/ISD_Dorrim_Barstorlode)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2022, 5:10am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/logging-in-steps-to-eve-greatness/351631/18 "2022-03-01T05:10:12Z")
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**Author:** ![ISD\_Dorrim\_Barstorlode](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/isd_dorrim_barstorlode/32/361083_2.png) [@ISD\_Dorrim\_Barstorlode](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/ISD_Dorrim_Barstorlode)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2022, 5:10am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/logging-in-steps-to-eve-greatness/351631/19 "2022-03-01T05:10:37Z")
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