# Look of Gallente Ships **URL:** \ **Category:** General Discussion\ **Created:** [January 25, 2020, 8:14pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/look-of-gallente-ships/213697 "2020-01-25T20:14:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Seraphraim\_Michaels](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/seraphraim_michaels/32/181684_2.png) [@Seraphraim\_Michaels](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Seraphraim_Michaels)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 8:14pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/look-of-gallente-ships/213697/1 "2020-01-25T20:14:39Z")
At first i thought it was a mistake, and maybe i was seeing things but it looks like the thorax and talos ships both have the look of a human male phallus. its not as obvious on the Talos until you look at a birds eye or from the bottom view. its not so obvious of the thorax till you look from side view. Now why would the developers choose that look for a ship. It wasnt clear when i chose the ships, but now one thing is clear, the dev intended it, maybe the dev was really juvenile, or immature, thats the impression i get. PLEASE CHANGE THE LOOK OF THE SHIP!!! ---
**Author:** ![Merin\_Ryskin](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/merin_ryskin/32/259354_2.png) [@Merin\_Ryskin](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Merin_Ryskin)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 8:21pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/look-of-gallente-ships/213697/2 "2020-01-25T20:21:38Z")
Sounds like someone just got killed by a dick cruiser. PS: if you use blasters with antimatter charges you can shoot white bolts from your dick cruiser. ---
**Author:** ![Tak\_Goden](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tak_goden/32/260085_2.png) [@Tak\_Goden](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tak_Goden)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 8:34pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/look-of-gallente-ships/213697/3 "2020-01-25T20:34:06Z")
This is in Reykjavik, Eve HQ’s city. > **[Icelandic Phallological Museum](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icelandic_Phallological_Museum)** > > The Icelandic Phallological Museum (Icelandic: Hið íslenzka reðasafn), located in Reykjavík, Iceland, houses the world's largest display of penises and penile parts. The collection of 280 specimens from 93 species of animals includes 55 penises taken from whales, 36 from seals and 118 from land mammals, allegedly including Huldufólk (Icelandic elves) and trolls. In July 2011, the museum obtained its first human penis, one of four promised by would-be donors. Its detachment from the donor's body d... So i’m not surprised lol ---
**Author:** ![Bernie\_Nator](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/bernie_nator/32/390552_2.png) [@Bernie\_Nator](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Bernie_Nator)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 8:36pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/look-of-gallente-ships/213697/4 "2020-01-25T20:36:39Z")
Wait till they find out about the Replica Gallente Cruiser. ---
**Author:** ![Ragnarr\_Ragnarrson](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ragnarr_ragnarrson/32/74767_2.png) [@Ragnarr\_Ragnarrson](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Ragnarr_Ragnarrson)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 8:43pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/look-of-gallente-ships/213697/5 "2020-01-25T20:43:15Z")
You say the ships are phallic like it’s a bad thing!?! It’s not just Gallente ships btw =) ---
**Author:** ![Seraphraim\_Michaels](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/seraphraim_michaels/32/181684_2.png) [@Seraphraim\_Michaels](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Seraphraim_Michaels)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 8:47pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/look-of-gallente-ships/213697/6 "2020-01-25T20:47:50Z")
no, im flying that cruiser, lol, and i thought it was cool till i looked closely at the ship by then too late 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Seraphraim\_Michaels](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/seraphraim_michaels/32/181684_2.png) [@Seraphraim\_Michaels](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Seraphraim_Michaels)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 8:48pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/look-of-gallente-ships/213697/7 "2020-01-25T20:48:51Z")
LOL sigh, no wonder! ---
**Author:** ![Xuxe\_Xu](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/xuxe_xu/32/464660_2.png) [@Xuxe\_Xu](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Xuxe_Xu)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 8:59pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/look-of-gallente-ships/213697/8 "2020-01-25T20:59:39Z")
HOW HAS THIS NOT BEEN NOTICED BEFORE!!! ---
**Author:** ![Herzog\_Wolfhammer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/herzog_wolfhammer/32/452132_2.png) [@Herzog\_Wolfhammer](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Herzog_Wolfhammer)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2020, 12:45am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/look-of-gallente-ships/213697/9 "2020-01-26T00:45:10Z")
misandrist ---
**Author:** ![FairyTail\_Omaristos](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/fairytail_omaristos/32/145000_2.png) [@FairyTail\_Omaristos](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/FairyTail_Omaristos)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2020, 12:50am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/look-of-gallente-ships/213697/10 "2020-01-26T00:50:35Z")
Wait. Have you guys only just now started to see how many things in EVE look like dicks? For real? There are whole galleries available online of nothing but “this looks like a dick” screenshots from EVE. Honestly, it’s hilarious. Wait until you see all the vaginas - it’s going to blow your fkn minds… ---
**Author:** ![Seraphraim\_Michaels](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/seraphraim_michaels/32/181684_2.png) [@Seraphraim\_Michaels](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Seraphraim_Michaels)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2020, 12:51am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/look-of-gallente-ships/213697/11 "2020-01-26T00:51:50Z")
> [@Herzog\_Wolfhammer](#): > > misandrist We have but we were too afraid to say till now… ---
**Author:** ![Xuxe\_Xu](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/xuxe_xu/32/464660_2.png) [@Xuxe\_Xu](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Xuxe_Xu)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2020, 1:27am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/look-of-gallente-ships/213697/13 "2020-01-26T01:27:48Z")
> [@FairyTail\_Omaristos](#): > > Wait. Have you guys only just now started to see how many things in EVE look like dicks? For real? There are whole galleries available online of nothing but “this looks like a dick” screenshots from EVE. Honestly, it’s hilarious. > > Wait until you see all the vaginas - it’s going to blow your fkn minds… 😮 OH MY STARS AND GARTERS! WHAT KIND OF SICK PSYCHOPATH DEGENERATES PLAY THIS GAME??!! ---
**Author:** ![Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/uriel_the_flame/32/490165_2.png) [@Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Uriel_the_Flame)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2020, 1:41am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/look-of-gallente-ships/213697/14 "2020-01-26T01:41:45Z")
![](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/9/8/980194525127607fee35cb1d3854b1dfb22209d2.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Nana\_Skalski](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/nana_skalski/32/489985_2.png) [@Nana\_Skalski](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Nana_Skalski)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2020, 1:00pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/look-of-gallente-ships/213697/16 "2020-01-26T13:00:14Z")
> [@Seraphraim\_Michaels](#): > > PLEASE CHANGE THE LOOK OF THE SHIP!!! To more phallic look, thx CCP. ---
**Author:** ![Bernie\_Nator](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/bernie_nator/32/390552_2.png) [@Bernie\_Nator](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Bernie_Nator)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2020, 1:59pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/look-of-gallente-ships/213697/17 "2020-01-26T13:59:01Z")
“And now we present the newest Gallente super titan, over 5 times the size of the Erebus, named after a good friend of mine in the Roman Senate, Biggus Dickus!” ---
**Author:** ![Nicolai\_Serkanner](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/nicolai_serkanner/32/358049_2.png) [@Nicolai\_Serkanner](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Nicolai_Serkanner)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2020, 2:03pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/look-of-gallente-ships/213697/18 "2020-01-26T14:03:03Z")
Do you know the name of the wife of Biggus Dickus? ---
**Author:** ![Darlo\_Kubika](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/darlo_kubika/32/178136_2.png) [@Darlo\_Kubika](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Darlo_Kubika)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2020, 2:22pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/look-of-gallente-ships/213697/20 "2020-01-26T14:22:25Z")
> [@Nicolai\_Serkanner](#): > > Do you know the name of the wife of Biggus Dickus? Incontinentia Buttocks Why? 🙂 Brian told me that… ---
**Author:** ![Ghengis\_Tia](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ghengis_tia/32/176767_2.png) [@Ghengis\_Tia](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Ghengis_Tia)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2020, 2:27pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/look-of-gallente-ships/213697/21 "2020-01-26T14:27:56Z")
I’ve always thought a lot of Gallente ships resemble disembodied mammal organs. None of my three characters are Gallente, and the only ship of theirs I fly regularly is the Ishtar. I also have a Deimos, but Hybrid charges are inferior against Sansha and Blood Raider rats. Even Minmatar has EMP shells, so CCP, why not give Hybrid charges an EMP/Thermal version? Then I could strut my phallic Deimos around in style… ---
**Author:** ![ShahFluffers](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/shahfluffers/32/258921_2.png) [@ShahFluffers](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/ShahFluffers)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2020, 7:23pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/look-of-gallente-ships/213697/22 "2020-01-26T19:23:48Z")
I’m surprised no one has posted this yet 🙂 ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/2/d/2d985f0b9b94f8c0a93c562af9dcf288f407269a.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![FairyTail\_Omaristos](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/fairytail_omaristos/32/145000_2.png) [@FairyTail\_Omaristos](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/FairyTail_Omaristos)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2020, 12:41am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/look-of-gallente-ships/213697/23 "2020-01-27T00:41:22Z")
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