# \[MERCS\] BLACKFLAG and VMG. - Mercenary Services \[ BLACKFLAG.\] \[VMG\] **URL:** \ **Category:** Mercenary Services\ **Tags:** high-sec, low-sec, pvp\ **Created:** [May 26, 2020, 10:56am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/mercs-blackflag-and-vmg-mercenary-services-blackflag-vmg/244082 "2020-05-26T10:56:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 97
**Author:** ![Akasha\_Thorne](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/akasha_thorne/32/495974_2.png) [@Akasha\_Thorne](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Akasha_Thorne)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2020, 9:47am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/mercs-blackflag-and-vmg-mercenary-services-blackflag-vmg/244082/97 "2020-10-24T09:47:48Z")
Hi, friends! I just want to say, as a _first-time_ war target of **BLACKFLAG** , we have had an absolute blast! If you or someone you ~~hate~~ love are looking for fun engagements with charming conversationalists, look no further than ~~Vendetta Mercenary Group~~ ~~V e n d e t t a~~ ~~P I R A T~~ BLACKFLAG. We at [Universal Workers Union](https://zkillboard.com/alliance/99010139/) are humbled to have been chosen, and would like to take the opportunity to _submit_ our seal of approval. The experience has been ~~thoroughly arousing~~ absolutely **terrifying** , and our alliance is already at the brink of… something not _entirely_ unlike a “collapse.” I am ecstatic to report that with only a few pleasant and brief chats, we were able to get our ~~massive~~ _tiny_ high-sec mining alliance upgraded from a mere _filler war_ to a respectable _focus war_, where we have enjoyed the full, **glowing** benefits of such a prestigious status. Thanks to their helpful and _remarkably_ candid diplomacy staff, we were able to secure **two (2)** quantum cores from the tattered wrecks of their other ravaged war target while also somehow miraculously managing to prevent them from reinforcing the remainder of our own structures prior to the initial war’s end. This development has filled our little hearts with great pride. Oh, and also **fear**. _So much of it…_ We’re not sure where to put it all to be honest, it’s kind of just dripping everywhere at this point. Being given such luxurious treatment by an organization with a rich and colorful history of success such as theirs has truly been the honor of **four (4)** lifetimes. We would like to commemorate this momentous occasion with fan art I created based on some of BLACKFLAG’s previous advertisements and ~~challenges~~ accomplishments: ![mercsbtw](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/a/4/a4299ebe28ea80131d06815fa36f02e348e75276.jpeg) As you can see, I am a ~~n aspiring~~ talented artist. I put a lot of time and effort into this one! I hope it shows. I would appreciate **good** critiques of my _technique_ via EVE mail. Please let me know what you think! One more thing! I am currently working on another piece of fan art with references to a pirate character from the hit Icelandic television comedy series known as **LazyTown** (great show) as well as American hip-hop artist **Lil Jon** (very talented—parental advisory oops) which I think your customers might also enjoy. I will post here with updates as our ~~appreciation~~ despair continues to grow! Please also see below proof for any prospective clients that we were adequately terrified as ~~superiors~~ targets. We were filled with existential dread so overwhelming that we immediately surrendered ~~both~~ one of the **glowing** balls we had secured on their behalf for safe keeping (we are experienced in handling them) until the end of their hostilities with our friends, [Itsy-Bitzy Two-Bit Toy Factory](https://zkillboard.com/kill/88043680/). What? We happened to be in the neighborhood when they stopped by. What a coincidence. ^-^ Kane loves coincidences (and cookies): ![surrender](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/6/e/6edea7280f70f796181127590656e082d01d1653.png) **A++++++++++** would surrender again, even though they got mad again and said no because it was too much ISK and they wanted it to say 0 instead of 69,420 for some reason??? I did not know that you could offer mercenaries _too much ISK!!_ Oddly specific, but I must respect the pirate code. Avast! _Respectfully fearful,_ _Akasha Thorne_ _[.UWU.]_ P.S., fun fact: **BLACKFLAG** is an anagram of **FALLBACK**! What else can we spell out? --- _[View the full topic](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/mercs-blackflag-and-vmg-mercenary-services-blackflag-vmg/244082)._