# Minmatar rebellion was a catastrophe

**URL:** <https://forums.eveonline.com/t/minmatar-rebellion-was-a-catastrophe/21575>\
**Category:** Intergalactic Summit\
**Created:** [September 2, 2017, 10:05pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/minmatar-rebellion-was-a-catastrophe/21575 "2017-09-02T22:05:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Halcyon\_Ember](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/halcyon_ember/32/131702_2.png) [@Halcyon\_Ember](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Halcyon_Ember)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2017, 10:08am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/minmatar-rebellion-was-a-catastrophe/21575/202 "2017-10-04T10:08:00Z")

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How do you know that flinging actual poop isn’t, on a cosmic scale, more noble a retort than slinging metaphorical poop in the form of words on a forum? Who can say? Especially as in a cannibalistic society at some point they’ll be flinging their devoured enemies at them. Surely an eloquent statement in any language?

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**Author:** ![Rana\_Ash](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/rana_ash/32/374123_2.png) [@Rana\_Ash](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Rana_Ash)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2017, 10:27am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/minmatar-rebellion-was-a-catastrophe/21575/203 "2017-10-04T10:27:26Z")

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Now this thread is getting down right depressing and i have no booze around : /

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**Author:** ![Corraidhin\_Farsaidh](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/corraidhin_farsaidh/32/10994_2.png) [@Corraidhin\_Farsaidh](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Corraidhin_Farsaidh)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2017, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/minmatar-rebellion-was-a-catastrophe/21575/204 "2017-10-04T10:29:57Z")

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Clearly there has been a serious failure in your logistics chain…

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**Author:** ![Jason\_Galente](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jason_galente/32/383984_2.png) [@Jason\_Galente](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Jason_Galente)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2017, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/minmatar-rebellion-was-a-catastrophe/21575/205 "2017-10-04T10:31:01Z")

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I appreciate open-mindedness, but that level of open-mindedness is simply degenerate, and you know it.

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**Author:** ![Halcyon\_Ember](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/halcyon_ember/32/131702_2.png) [@Halcyon\_Ember](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Halcyon_Ember)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2017, 10:49am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/minmatar-rebellion-was-a-catastrophe/21575/206 "2017-10-04T10:49:47Z")

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My lack of cannibalism and poop flinging suggests that I agree with you. Sadly I don’t speak for the universe.

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**Author:** ![Orgah](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/orgah/32/177022_2.png) [@Orgah](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Orgah)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2017, 6:37pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/minmatar-rebellion-was-a-catastrophe/21575/207 "2017-10-04T18:37:26Z")

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I’d generalise.

Humanity is a force of nature. Pity so many of you don’t understand what you really are.

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**Author:** ![Rana\_Ash](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/rana_ash/32/374123_2.png) [@Rana\_Ash](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Rana_Ash)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2017, 10:33am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/minmatar-rebellion-was-a-catastrophe/21575/208 "2017-10-05T10:33:14Z")

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Well i didn’t know things would take a Deep dark turn into some Cave…

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**Author:** ![Azazel\_Drakonis](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/azazel_drakonis/32/495743_2.png) [@Azazel\_Drakonis](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Azazel_Drakonis)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2017, 4:54pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/minmatar-rebellion-was-a-catastrophe/21575/210 "2017-10-05T16:54:51Z")

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I think you’ll be waiting a while Ana…

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**Author:** ![Diana\_Kim](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/diana_kim/32/382972_2.png) [@Diana\_Kim](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Diana_Kim)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2017, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/minmatar-rebellion-was-a-catastrophe/21575/211 "2017-10-11T12:26:08Z")

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> [@Jason\_Galente](#):
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> I don’t think you understand Matari psychology, sweetheart. Comparing them to a force of nature is just going to inflate their ego and make them proud.
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> Especially Brutors.

That was said to Ms. Tamiroth, not to Matari and what they will take from it is not really my business. Nor I care in particular how proud or inflated they are.

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**Author:** ![Viktor\_Revon](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/viktor_revon/32/23106_2.png) [@Viktor\_Revon](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Viktor_Revon)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2017, 3:27pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/minmatar-rebellion-was-a-catastrophe/21575/212 "2017-10-11T15:27:50Z")

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_Here we go down the damn rabbit hole again._

> [@Diana\_Kim](#):
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> What many consider as “liberation” turns out to be one of the greatest catastrophes of our civilization, letting brutes to get out from the leash.

They are a people just as us, Ms. Kim, and in fact we share more in common with them than we do the Amarr.

> [@Diana\_Kim](#):
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> Ones, who shall never have their own ability to take decisions are now waging wars against civilized humanity

I do not see how they are unable to make their own decisions. They are perfectly capable humans just as the Caldari. If you are speaking about the war on the level of government decision, I do believe that most within the republic do quite hate the Amarr.

> [@Diana\_Kim](#):
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> Levels of poverty among their citizens is horrifying.

Have you seen the level at which the average Caldari worker lives at? What they’ve lived at before? With Tibus Heth as a hero of yours, I would have suspected you’d know.

> [@Diana\_Kim](#):
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> Their external politics and bullying of neighbors is appaling.

Do you mean the Amarr Empire? The ones which enslaved them? They are to the republic what the Gallente are to us. Oppressors.

> [@Diana\_Kim](#):
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> And we all can see ripples and example of what kind of people were let out from this post

I know you have a difficult time understanding humour, so I’ll take a moment to notify you that this was a lighthearted joke by the Matari.

> [@Diana\_Kim](#):
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> Example of civilized minmatars are scarce and demonstrate more exclusion than a rule, while people like these are their true representations.

There are quite a few civilized Matari, far more than the barbaric.  
A Matari’s joke is no match for your desolate sense of humour though.

> [@Diana\_Kim](#):
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> decadence

And you dare accuse them of living in decadence while fighting with whatever they can against their former masters, who live lavishly and fly ships smothered in gold? You must be in a land of fantasy.

You tarnish the image of the State with your ill-considered, harsh, and erroneous words and claims. These people have suffered hardships just as we have, and our closest to us in experiences in this universe.

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**Author:** ![Viktor\_Revon](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/viktor_revon/32/23106_2.png) [@Viktor\_Revon](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Viktor_Revon)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2017, 3:32pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/minmatar-rebellion-was-a-catastrophe/21575/213 "2017-10-11T15:32:42Z")

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> [@Davlos](#):
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> What many consider as “Caldari” turns out to be one of the greatest catastrophes of our civilization, letting autists to get out from the special education institution. Ones, who shall never have their own ability to take decisions are now waging Galnet wars against civilized humanity. It was a socio-political catastrophe, creating a meaningless and actively brain-cell killing entity, that disrupts lives of bored capsuleers both inside and living outside of their stations. Levels of intellectual poverty among Diana Kim’s five brain cells is horrifying. Crimes against Galnet posting are peaking. Her external politics and bullying of spelling is appaling

I am both amused and offended by this satirical mocking of the OP.

> [@Davlos](#):
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> while Diana Kim herself is their true representative.

And for the love of the Maker, she is not the true representative the State.

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**Author:** ![Anabella\_Rella](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/anabella_rella/32/504852_2.png) [@Anabella\_Rella](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Anabella_Rella)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2017, 4:53pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/minmatar-rebellion-was-a-catastrophe/21575/214 "2017-10-11T16:53:26Z")

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Maybe if Kim could pay someone to bang her scrawny ass her racist, xenophobic outlook would improve.

Then again, probably not.

It’s all academic anyway as there’s not enough isk in the cluster to bribe any sane man to do the unpleasant task.

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**Author:** ![Veikitamo\_Gesakaarin](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/veikitamo_gesakaarin/32/314638_2.png) [@Veikitamo\_Gesakaarin](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Veikitamo_Gesakaarin)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2017, 2:59am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/minmatar-rebellion-was-a-catastrophe/21575/215 "2017-10-12T02:59:07Z")

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To think this could have all been avoided if the Gallente gave Diana Kim that Jin-Mei Szechuan sauce.

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**Author:** ![Elmund\_Egivand](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elmund_egivand/32/11038_2.png) [@Elmund\_Egivand](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elmund_Egivand)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2017, 5:54am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/minmatar-rebellion-was-a-catastrophe/21575/216 "2017-10-12T05:54:20Z")

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The combustion of one’s tongue does not stop one from posting.

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**Author:** ![Lasairiona\_Raske](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/lasairiona_raske/32/467893_2.png) [@Lasairiona\_Raske](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Lasairiona_Raske)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2017, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/minmatar-rebellion-was-a-catastrophe/21575/217 "2017-10-12T10:31:53Z")

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> [@Elmund\_Egivand](#):
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> The combustion of one’s tongue does not stop one from posting.

As much as we wish it would…

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**Author:** ![Rana\_Ash](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/rana_ash/32/374123_2.png) [@Rana\_Ash](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Rana_Ash)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2017, 11:37am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/minmatar-rebellion-was-a-catastrophe/21575/218 "2017-10-12T11:37:47Z")

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Liar, Liar tounge on fire???, has she been into my uncles home brew?.

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**Author:** ![Elmund\_Egivand](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elmund_egivand/32/11038_2.png) [@Elmund\_Egivand](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elmund_Egivand)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2017, 12:27pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/minmatar-rebellion-was-a-catastrophe/21575/219 "2017-10-12T12:27:32Z")

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I was commenting about the Jin-Mei sauce. Last time I tasted that thing my tongue felt like it was stung by an entire hive’s worth of hornets. I had to suck on mayonnaise-coated ice to soothe my tongue.

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**Author:** ![Arrendis](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/arrendis/32/432594_2.png) [@Arrendis](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Arrendis)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2017, 12:28pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/minmatar-rebellion-was-a-catastrophe/21575/220 "2017-10-12T12:28:08Z")

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That just means whatever you were drinking with it wasn’t strong enough to block the pain, man.

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**Author:** ![Rana\_Ash](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/rana_ash/32/374123_2.png) [@Rana\_Ash](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Rana_Ash)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2017, 6:11am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/minmatar-rebellion-was-a-catastrophe/21575/221 "2017-10-13T06:11:15Z")

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Ooh i see, but i really doubt it rivals mu uncles brew. I have been told that if you leave it near a heat source it will combust…

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**Author:** ![Andreus\_Ixiris](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/andreus_ixiris/32/498273_2.png) [@Andreus\_Ixiris](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Andreus_Ixiris)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2017, 5:08am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/minmatar-rebellion-was-a-catastrophe/21575/222 "2017-10-14T05:08:42Z")

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Clearly you’ve never tasted proper Intaki curry.

Back in my CAS days, I used to be known in my dorm block as the man you went to if you wanted to prove that you were hard as nails. I’d just whip up a curry that I considered a bit on the spicy side.

Those weak-kneed Gallente scrubs usually couldn’t take meaningful notes in class the next day, the burn was so bad. “Caille cuisine?” I’ve eaten cardboard that had more flavour. Try some Akat Mountain Mouth Mangler, bitch.

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