# New players in eve. Concered About Game stuff **URL:** \ **Category:** General Discussion\ **Created:** [December 23, 2023, 8:58pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/new-players-in-eve-concered-about-game-stuff/433670 "2023-12-23T20:58:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Mr\_Epeen](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/mr_epeen/32/373308_2.png) [@Mr\_Epeen](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Mr_Epeen)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 2:21pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/new-players-in-eve-concered-about-game-stuff/433670/88 "2023-12-28T14:21:45Z")
> [@Altara\_Zemara](#): > > See, that’s the _real_ value of killboard I looked at yours and it tells me you won’t even undock without a dozen legit fighters to hold your hand. Mr Epeen 🕶 ---
**Author:** ![Vuhdo\_Rin](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/vuhdo_rin/32/378868_2.png) [@Vuhdo\_Rin](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Vuhdo_Rin)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 2:28pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/new-players-in-eve-concered-about-game-stuff/433670/89 "2023-12-28T14:28:09Z")
> [@Mr\_Epeen](#): > > I looked at yours and it tells me you won’t even undock without a dozen legit fighters to hold your hand. i checked youre and you dont even undock even with a dozen legit fighters to hold your hand oO ---
**Author:** ![Altara\_Zemara](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/altara_zemara/32/390110_2.png) [@Altara\_Zemara](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Altara_Zemara)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 2:29pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/new-players-in-eve-concered-about-game-stuff/433670/90 "2023-12-28T14:29:58Z")
> [@Mr\_Epeen](#): > > I looked at yours and it tells me you won’t even undock without a dozen legit fighters to hold your hand. Which of my numerous killboards were you looking at ? Half the people in Eve are me. ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Epeen](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/mr_epeen/32/373308_2.png) [@Mr\_Epeen](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Mr_Epeen)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 2:37pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/new-players-in-eve-concered-about-game-stuff/433670/91 "2023-12-28T14:37:56Z")
> [@Vuhdo\_Rin](#): > > i checked youre and you dont even undock even with a dozen legit fighters to hold your hand I could sell you some punctuation and capital letters at a fair price. Mr Epeen 🕶. ---
**Author:** ![Vuhdo\_Rin](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/vuhdo_rin/32/378868_2.png) [@Vuhdo\_Rin](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Vuhdo_Rin)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 2:39pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/new-players-in-eve-concered-about-game-stuff/433670/92 "2023-12-28T14:39:37Z")
> [@Mr\_Epeen](#): > > I could sell you some punctuation and capital letters at a fair price. if thats the only thing you can say … xD i dont care ! youre trolling with stupid stuff and you didnt even try to hide it ! ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Epeen](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/mr_epeen/32/373308_2.png) [@Mr\_Epeen](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Mr_Epeen)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 2:43pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/new-players-in-eve-concered-about-game-stuff/433670/93 "2023-12-28T14:43:34Z")
> [@Vuhdo\_Rin](#): > > if thats the only thing you can say … xD i dont care ! youre trolling with stupid stuff and you didnt even try to hide it Irony Mr Epeen 🕶 ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Epeen](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/mr_epeen/32/373308_2.png) [@Mr\_Epeen](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Mr_Epeen)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 2:58pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/new-players-in-eve-concered-about-game-stuff/433670/94 "2023-12-28T14:58:12Z")
> [@Altara\_Zemara](#): > > Which of my numerous killboards were you looking at ? The one where you are not relevant enough to waste a bullet on. Mr Epeen 🕶 ---
**Author:** ![Altara\_Zemara](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/altara_zemara/32/390110_2.png) [@Altara\_Zemara](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Altara_Zemara)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 3:07pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/new-players-in-eve-concered-about-game-stuff/433670/95 "2023-12-28T15:07:01Z")
[![](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/9/8/a/98ac65363e4593ebd04ed2df4615ffe6141d3dfe.jpeg "Kelly's Heroes (1970) - Negative Waves again...") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm6yYvKbPt4) ---
**Author:** ![Destiny\_Corrupted](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/destiny_corrupted/32/411527_2.png) [@Destiny\_Corrupted](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Destiny_Corrupted)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 4:44pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/new-players-in-eve-concered-about-game-stuff/433670/96 "2023-12-28T16:44:26Z")
Told you not to shoot all those stations, Cilly. Now our venerable Mystery Peen is making fun of you on the forums. There’s no easy way out of this one. 😢 ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/4/4/c/44c0ee527bc5c00282dd73fe0763cfa6a58c6e5a.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Altara\_Zemara](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/altara_zemara/32/390110_2.png) [@Altara\_Zemara](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Altara_Zemara)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 9:13pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/new-players-in-eve-concered-about-game-stuff/433670/97 "2023-12-28T21:13:31Z")
> [@Destiny\_Corrupted](#): > > Now our venerable Mystery Peen is making fun of you on the forums. Let him think he is. ---
**Author:** ![Destiny\_Corrupted](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/destiny_corrupted/32/411527_2.png) [@Destiny\_Corrupted](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Destiny_Corrupted)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 10:52pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/new-players-in-eve-concered-about-game-stuff/433670/98 "2023-12-28T22:52:40Z")
I hope he does me next! The last few “simps” or “ankle biters” or whatever didn’t exactly hit the spot. I want a _top-tier_ peen burn. ---
**Author:** ![Imminent\_Conclusion](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/imminent_conclusion/32/396965_2.png) [@Imminent\_Conclusion](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Imminent_Conclusion)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 11:47pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/new-players-in-eve-concered-about-game-stuff/433670/99 "2023-12-28T23:47:37Z")
> [@Altara\_Zemara](#): > > I see no evidence that you have ever been tackled at a gate. So how would you know ? > [@Altara\_Zemara](#): > > Half the people in Eve are me. > [@Altara\_Zemara](#): > > all the whiniest people on the forums never have one. **[Do you see what I’m getting at?](https://study.com/academy/lesson/psychology-case-study-dissociative-identity-disorder-case-of-billy-milligan.html#:~:text=Billy%20Milligan%20had%2024%20separate,like%20to%20speak%20about%20them.)** ---
**Author:** ![Altara\_Zemara](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/altara_zemara/32/390110_2.png) [@Altara\_Zemara](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Altara_Zemara)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2023, 12:50am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/new-players-in-eve-concered-about-game-stuff/433670/100 "2023-12-29T00:50:32Z")
> [@Destiny\_Corrupted](#): > > “ankle biters” Ah, you mean those yappy little dogs that think they are still wolves. ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Epeen](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/mr_epeen/32/373308_2.png) [@Mr\_Epeen](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Mr_Epeen)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2023, 4:30am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/new-players-in-eve-concered-about-game-stuff/433670/101 "2023-12-29T04:30:23Z")
It’s unusual to see GEO liking a post confirming that a yappy little dog that thinks it’s still a wolf is an apropos description of DC. Hence the title “Aiko’s ankle biter” that’s been used since forever. Must be too much egg nog. Mr Epeen 🕶 ---
**Author:** ![Maltam\_Khurelem](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/maltam_khurelem/32/395719_2.png) [@Maltam\_Khurelem](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Maltam_Khurelem)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2023, 9:56am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/new-players-in-eve-concered-about-game-stuff/433670/102 "2023-12-29T09:56:17Z")
I rather have my scrotum violated by a rabid pitbull than trying to figure out what mushrooms the OP has been smoking. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/4/1/41ec4921cbaca7a6f9ea556e7cc20018461eae5e.png) [@system](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2024, 9:56am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/new-players-in-eve-concered-about-game-stuff/433670/103 "2024-03-28T09:56:25Z")
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