# Now I Know Why They Say Provi-Block Isn't the Sharpest Tool In The Shed **URL:** \ **Category:** Warfare & Tactics\ **Created:** [April 7, 2019, 8:01am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/now-i-know-why-they-say-provi-block-isnt-the-sharpest-tool-in-the-shed/151044 "2019-04-07T08:01:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![DrysonBennington](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drysonbennington/32/501369_2.png) [@DrysonBennington](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/DrysonBennington)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2019, 8:01am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/now-i-know-why-they-say-provi-block-isnt-the-sharpest-tool-in-the-shed/151044/1 "2019-04-07T08:01:45Z")
> **[Kikimora | DrysonBennington | Killmail](https://zkillboard.com/kill/76093895/)** > > DrysonBennington (Aliastra) lost their Kikimora in 9UY4-H (Providence) Total Value: 148,341,437.91 ISK The ship was left behind because it was an unwanted gift. No one was flying it. Yet the Dunder Head chose to blow it up. She blew up a Kikimora that could have been boarded. I left it right by CVA’s Keepstar…lets put the head in a pencil sharpener on this one. I didn’t even buy the thing and was returning it, hence…the…name…U…N…W…A…N…T…E…D G…I…F…T Skiddish CVA, really skiddish. ---
**Author:** ![Scipio\_Artelius](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/scipio_artelius/32/408264_2.png) [@Scipio\_Artelius](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Scipio_Artelius)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2019, 11:34am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/now-i-know-why-they-say-provi-block-isnt-the-sharpest-tool-in-the-shed/151044/2 "2019-04-07T11:34:52Z")
You seem rather butthurt about losing a ship you weren’t even flying Dryson. ---
**Author:** ![Spitfire1938](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/spitfire1938/32/474648_2.png) [@Spitfire1938](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Spitfire1938)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2019, 3:38pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/now-i-know-why-they-say-provi-block-isnt-the-sharpest-tool-in-the-shed/151044/3 "2019-04-07T15:38:30Z")
What’s the point of this exactly? ---
**Author:** ![JakeNicholson](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jakenicholson/32/483400_2.png) [@JakeNicholson](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/JakeNicholson)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2019, 6:11pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/now-i-know-why-they-say-provi-block-isnt-the-sharpest-tool-in-the-shed/151044/4 "2019-04-07T18:11:59Z")
Just a standard Drysonism… ---
**Author:** ![Nick\_Bete](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/nick_bete/32/279036_2.png) [@Nick\_Bete](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Nick_Bete)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2019, 6:26pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/now-i-know-why-they-say-provi-block-isnt-the-sharpest-tool-in-the-shed/151044/5 "2019-04-07T18:26:19Z")
The word you mangled is actually SKITTISH. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Dunning\_Kruger](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/the_dunning_kruger/32/414724_2.png) [@The\_Dunning\_Kruger](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/The_Dunning_Kruger)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2019, 7:06pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/now-i-know-why-they-say-provi-block-isnt-the-sharpest-tool-in-the-shed/151044/6 "2019-04-07T19:06:51Z")
The irony of this being posted by Dryson… ---
**Author:** ![Solecist\_Project](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/solecist_project/32/479741_2.png) [@Solecist\_Project](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Solecist_Project)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2019, 9:11pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/now-i-know-why-they-say-provi-block-isnt-the-sharpest-tool-in-the-shed/151044/7 "2019-04-07T21:11:27Z")
Can I point out that, when I don’t want a gift, I instead sell it? ---
**Author:** ![Nevyn\_Auscent](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/nevyn_auscent/32/255124_2.png) [@Nevyn\_Auscent](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Nevyn_Auscent)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2019, 11:58pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/now-i-know-why-they-say-provi-block-isnt-the-sharpest-tool-in-the-shed/151044/8 "2019-04-07T23:58:09Z")
That depends if it needs cleansing with fire first though right… I mean I assume you clean your gifts to others… ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Kalus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/lord_kalus/32/512583_2.png) [@Lord\_Kalus](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Lord_Kalus)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2019, 8:28pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/now-i-know-why-they-say-provi-block-isnt-the-sharpest-tool-in-the-shed/151044/9 "2019-04-09T20:28:15Z")
I sometimes show my appreciation for gifts by setting them on fire. I then dance around their burning form and cackle gleefully. You should try it some time, very cathartic. ---
**Author:** ![Spitfire1938](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/spitfire1938/32/474648_2.png) [@Spitfire1938](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Spitfire1938)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2019, 5:32am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/now-i-know-why-they-say-provi-block-isnt-the-sharpest-tool-in-the-shed/151044/10 "2019-04-10T05:32:22Z")
The best part is that he hasn’t come back to this thread… ---
**Author:** ![DrysonBennington](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drysonbennington/32/501369_2.png) [@DrysonBennington](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/DrysonBennington)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2019, 8:06am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/now-i-know-why-they-say-provi-block-isnt-the-sharpest-tool-in-the-shed/151044/11 "2019-04-10T08:06:44Z")
Nah, I thought I would be respectful enough to return the gift. ---
**Author:** ![DrysonBennington](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drysonbennington/32/501369_2.png) [@DrysonBennington](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/DrysonBennington)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2019, 8:07am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/now-i-know-why-they-say-provi-block-isnt-the-sharpest-tool-in-the-shed/151044/12 "2019-04-10T08:07:20Z")
The best part of your post is that you are really not a Spitfire from 1938. ---
**Author:** ![Karak\_Terrel](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/karak_terrel/32/373453_2.png) [@Karak\_Terrel](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Karak_Terrel)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2019, 7:58am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/now-i-know-why-they-say-provi-block-isnt-the-sharpest-tool-in-the-shed/151044/14 "2019-04-11T07:58:31Z")
Hi Dryson. I would have done the same. P.S. Are you by any chance in a player corp again? P.P.S. How can you lose an Orca to an NPC? ---
**Author:** ![Hard\_Carnt](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/hard_carnt/32/39027_2.png) [@Hard\_Carnt](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Hard_Carnt)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2019, 8:47pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/now-i-know-why-they-say-provi-block-isnt-the-sharpest-tool-in-the-shed/151044/15 "2019-04-14T20:47:08Z")
Gotem… ---
**Author:** ![DrysonBennington](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drysonbennington/32/501369_2.png) [@DrysonBennington](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/DrysonBennington)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2019, 5:02am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/now-i-know-why-they-say-provi-block-isnt-the-sharpest-tool-in-the-shed/151044/16 "2019-04-15T05:02:35Z")
What is Gotem anyway? None of this in real life or over the radio station answer either. ---
**Author:** ![DrysonBennington](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drysonbennington/32/501369_2.png) [@DrysonBennington](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/DrysonBennington)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2019, 5:03am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/now-i-know-why-they-say-provi-block-isnt-the-sharpest-tool-in-the-shed/151044/17 "2019-04-15T05:03:47Z")
I got jumped by a fleet of a FOB Blood Raiders and couldn’t warp out. Ate through my drones in less than a minute. So that’s the reason. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Kalus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/lord_kalus/32/512583_2.png) [@Lord\_Kalus](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Lord_Kalus)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2019, 9:32am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/now-i-know-why-they-say-provi-block-isnt-the-sharpest-tool-in-the-shed/151044/18 "2019-04-15T09:32:49Z")
> [@DrysonBennington](#): > > What is Gotem anyway? You might need to brush up on your pop culture references, bruh. [![](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/d/2/a/d2a5274fbd6add1085dd16fe03a33eb6569481a4.jpeg "GOT'EEEEMM!!!!!") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4v8ek9TEeOU) ---
**Author:** ![CoRrUpTiGe](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/corruptige/32/178725_2.png) [@CoRrUpTiGe](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/CoRrUpTiGe)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2019, 7:43pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/now-i-know-why-they-say-provi-block-isnt-the-sharpest-tool-in-the-shed/151044/19 "2019-05-06T19:43:17Z")
CVA bros still a thing? They have dusty dead bodies of former leaders still giving the orders? NRDS keke. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/4/1/41ec4921cbaca7a6f9ea556e7cc20018461eae5e.png) [@system](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2019, 7:43pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/now-i-know-why-they-say-provi-block-isnt-the-sharpest-tool-in-the-shed/151044/20 "2019-08-04T19:43:26Z")
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