# Off-Topic Thread vol. 2 **URL:** \ **Category:** Intergalactic Summit\ **Created:** [July 4, 2019, 2:24pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/off-topic-thread-vol-2/171718 "2019-07-04T14:24:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 164
**Author:** ![Valerie\_Valate](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/valerie_valate/32/386231_2.png) [@Valerie\_Valate](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Valerie_Valate)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2021, 7:27am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/off-topic-thread-vol-2/171718/3274 "2021-05-12T07:27:07Z")
I was having a really good dream about cheesecake and just as it was getting to the good bit, I was rudely awakened by my slaver hound who said that there was a God at the door. I went to answer the door when I fell off a steep cliff, though fortunately I had a parachute. I awoke for real and found myself on the floor, with my nightgown tangled around my head. There was no God at the door and my slaver hound was fast asleep. ---
**Author:** ![Hun\_Tra](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/hun_tra/32/511052_2.png) [@Hun\_Tra](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Hun_Tra)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2021, 7:46am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/off-topic-thread-vol-2/171718/3275 "2021-05-12T07:46:21Z")
bah humbug ---
**Author:** ![Diana\_Kim](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/diana_kim/32/382972_2.png) [@Diana\_Kim](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Diana_Kim)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2021, 8:04am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/off-topic-thread-vol-2/171718/3276 "2021-05-12T08:04:35Z")
> [@Maira\_Blackfire](#): > > This is an assumption, and I’m pretty sure it’s one in both Caldari, Gallante minmatar, and Amarr. This is a question, not assumption. I do not make a statment, I question your ability, which seemed to be lacking. Though, I admit, it was incorrect. I should have asked: can you _comprehend_ what you read? ---
**Author:** ![Maira\_Blackfire](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/maira_blackfire/32/394201_2.png) [@Maira\_Blackfire](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Maira_Blackfire)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2021, 10:47am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/off-topic-thread-vol-2/171718/3277 "2021-05-12T10:47:59Z")
I can, can you? Cause you are clearly still going on ---
**Author:** ![Diana\_Kim](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/diana_kim/32/382972_2.png) [@Diana\_Kim](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Diana_Kim)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2021, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/off-topic-thread-vol-2/171718/3278 "2021-05-12T10:57:48Z")
1: Can you do A and do not do B? 2 does B, doesn’t do A. 2: I did as you asked! 1: Can you comprehend? 2: I can, can you? I mean… really? If you are trying to cast yourself as a standup comedian here, you took the wrong turn. This is IGS. Or you simply don’t understand that either? ---
**Author:** ![Saronu\_Yassavi](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/saronu_yassavi/32/386208_2.png) [@Saronu\_Yassavi](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Saronu_Yassavi)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2021, 11:03am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/off-topic-thread-vol-2/171718/3279 "2021-05-12T11:03:14Z")
There are comics who specialize in caricature, naturally people should make of that what they will. ---
**Author:** ![Maira\_Blackfire](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/maira_blackfire/32/394201_2.png) [@Maira\_Blackfire](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Maira_Blackfire)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2021, 11:07am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/off-topic-thread-vol-2/171718/3280 "2021-05-12T11:07:34Z")
Your sure? People on Gallante prime is eating this up. Tonights title: Caldari military makes a fool of themselves. ---
**Author:** ![Diana\_Kim](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/diana_kim/32/382972_2.png) [@Diana\_Kim](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Diana_Kim)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2021, 11:12am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/off-topic-thread-vol-2/171718/3281 "2021-05-12T11:12:28Z")
You aren’t Cadlari military. Now I’ll actually make an assumption: considering the ‘skills’ you have shown in the current negotiation, I’d say you have zero chance of graduating SWA. ---
**Author:** ![Vehaima\_Zekaarin](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/vehaima_zekaarin/32/260875_2.png) [@Vehaima\_Zekaarin](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Vehaima_Zekaarin)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2021, 11:15am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/off-topic-thread-vol-2/171718/3282 "2021-05-12T11:15:29Z")
Personally, whenever I duel it’s always in the format of a collectible card game. ---
**Author:** ![Valerie\_Valate](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/valerie_valate/32/386231_2.png) [@Valerie\_Valate](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Valerie_Valate)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2021, 11:27am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/off-topic-thread-vol-2/171718/3283 "2021-05-12T11:27:41Z")
How quick are those games to play in real life ? In the merchandise driven cartoons, duels seem to take hours. ---
**Author:** ![Vehaima\_Zekaarin](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/vehaima_zekaarin/32/260875_2.png) [@Vehaima\_Zekaarin](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Vehaima_Zekaarin)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2021, 11:37am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/off-topic-thread-vol-2/171718/3284 "2021-05-12T11:37:32Z")
It depends how long you want to spend on the exposition of your opponent’s demise. Other times like when playing Eve: The Next Genesis the game takes so long because you need to manage your resources in a spreadsheet. ---
**Author:** ![Valerie\_Valate](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/valerie_valate/32/386231_2.png) [@Valerie\_Valate](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Valerie_Valate)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2021, 12:22pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/off-topic-thread-vol-2/171718/3285 "2021-05-12T12:22:06Z")
That sounds less like a game and more like some kind of work. And people play it for fun ? ---
**Author:** ![Arrendis](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/arrendis/32/432594_2.png) [@Arrendis](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Arrendis)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2021, 2:05pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/off-topic-thread-vol-2/171718/3286 "2021-05-12T14:05:30Z")
> [@Diana\_Kim](#): > > For you, a word of a State officer will be enough. But you’re not one. You’re in the militia—a mercenary, drawing no salary, on no official payroll, just getting paid when you commit violence. This whole ‘Caldari Officer’ schtick is another lie to cover your insecurities. You really do need to try just _accepting_ yourself for who you are, Diana. You _will_ feel better, I promise. ---
**Author:** ![Maira\_Blackfire](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/maira_blackfire/32/394201_2.png) [@Maira\_Blackfire](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Maira_Blackfire)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2021, 2:41pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/off-topic-thread-vol-2/171718/3287 "2021-05-12T14:41:12Z")
While your at it can you say hello to the people back at home? This only gets better and better. Jokes aside, don’t see why I would even enroll and to be honest that’s also besides the point. To return you rather want me to send there compiled information to someone like the Templis Dragonaurs? I mean I heard they have a place out near Fade. ---
**Author:** ![Valerie\_Valate](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/valerie_valate/32/386231_2.png) [@Valerie\_Valate](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Valerie_Valate)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2021, 2:51pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/off-topic-thread-vol-2/171718/3288 "2021-05-12T14:51:40Z")
> [@What non space thing did you do today?](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/what-non-space-thing-did-you-do-today/310723/18): > > I cuddled the Miss Federation YC120 If she is Miss Federation then she is clearly not married and therefore this extramarital cuddling is an example of the untold depths of debauchery and hedonistic behaviour that every right thinking person should condemn. And this is why the Federation must be destroyed. > **Secret knowledge** > > My comm device’s autosuggest allows me to type the “and this is why…” meme in a fraction of the keystrokes. What a time to be alive. ---
**Author:** ![Lasairiona\_Raske](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/lasairiona_raske/32/467893_2.png) [@Lasairiona\_Raske](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Lasairiona_Raske)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2021, 4:25pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/off-topic-thread-vol-2/171718/3289 "2021-05-12T16:25:33Z")
> [@Valerie\_Valate](#): > > If she is Miss Federation then she is clearly not married and therefore this extramarital cuddling is an example of the untold depths of debauchery and hedonistic behaviour that every right thinking person should condemn. > And this is why the Federation must be destroyed. Much like you claiming that Thal fathered your twins when it was utterly impossible? ---
**Author:** ![Nauplius](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/nauplius/32/403015_2.png) [@Nauplius](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Nauplius)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2021, 4:44pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/off-topic-thread-vol-2/171718/3290 "2021-05-12T16:44:49Z")
Wait, Valerie Valate has children? ---
**Author:** ![Tanagura\_Amoii](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tanagura_amoii/32/310830_2.png) [@Tanagura\_Amoii](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tanagura_Amoii)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2021, 4:45pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/off-topic-thread-vol-2/171718/3291 "2021-05-12T16:45:17Z")
> [@Lasairiona\_Raske](#): > > Much like you claiming that Thal fathered your twins when it was utterly impossible? At least we know how to handle things like this in the Federation… One extra large butter-caramel popcorn tub and a praline Quafe smoothie, please! ---
**Author:** ![Mizhir](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/mizhir/32/379234_2.png) [@Mizhir](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Mizhir)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2021, 5:23pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/off-topic-thread-vol-2/171718/3292 "2021-05-12T17:23:56Z")
Well in YC120 she wasn’t married. But now she is. ---
**Author:** ![Valerie\_Valate](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/valerie_valate/32/386231_2.png) [@Valerie\_Valate](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Valerie_Valate)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2021, 7:47pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/off-topic-thread-vol-2/171718/3293 "2021-05-12T19:47:35Z")
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