# Off-Topic Thread vol. 2

**URL:** <https://forums.eveonline.com/t/off-topic-thread-vol-2/171718>\
**Category:** Intergalactic Summit\
**Created:** [July 4, 2019, 2:24pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/off-topic-thread-vol-2/171718 "2019-07-04T14:24:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Zudhezal\_Khadzerai](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zudhezal_khadzerai/32/302702_2.png) [@Zudhezal\_Khadzerai](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zudhezal_Khadzerai)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2021, 11:32pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/off-topic-thread-vol-2/171718/4567 "2021-12-30T23:32:00Z")

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Sanists are weird.

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**Author:** ![Ax\_l\_Thorne](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ax_l_thorne/32/412835_2.png) [@Ax\_l\_Thorne](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Ax_l_Thorne)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2021, 2:21am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/off-topic-thread-vol-2/171718/4568 "2021-12-31T02:21:18Z")

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> [@Nauplius](#):
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> Do you smother your girlfriends between your breasts and crush them between your thighs, too, or do only your husbands and boyfriends receive such treatment?

Is this a secret fantasy of yours, Naup?

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**Author:** ![Arrendis](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/arrendis/32/432594_2.png) [@Arrendis](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Arrendis)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2021, 7:13am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/off-topic-thread-vol-2/171718/4569 "2021-12-31T07:13:38Z")

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> [@The Scarlet Devil held her Lithium Flower](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/the-scarlet-devil-held-her-lithium-flower/339722/133):
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> I myself will pay 50 millions to those who will manage to capture and deliver to Caldari space any of those offenders

I have taken me into my custody and delivered myself to the Caldari Business Tribunal, as you can see here:

 ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/9/e/c/9ec2ce8b6e22e0f74a406ccc6c94817ba8ff06fd.jpeg)

As this fulfills your specified terms, I await your payment of 50M to my wallet.

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**Author:** ![Diana\_Kim](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/diana_kim/32/382972_2.png) [@Diana\_Kim](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Diana_Kim)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2021, 7:58am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/off-topic-thread-vol-2/171718/4570 "2021-12-31T07:58:51Z")

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> [@Arrendis](#):
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> I have taken me into my custody and delivered myself

And when you think Arrendis can’t get any dumber already, she comes up with this… 🤣

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**Author:** ![Arrendis](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/arrendis/32/432594_2.png) [@Arrendis](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Arrendis)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2021, 8:42am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/off-topic-thread-vol-2/171718/4571 "2021-12-31T08:42:37Z")

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Are you going to honor your word, or not?

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**Author:** ![Mika\_Firestorm](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/mika_firestorm/32/302753_2.png) [@Mika\_Firestorm](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Mika_Firestorm)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2021, 8:51am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/off-topic-thread-vol-2/171718/4572 "2021-12-31T08:51:13Z")

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> [@Diana\_Kim](#):
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> And when you think Arrendis can’t get any dumber already, she comes up with this… 🤣

A call to a law firm.  
Lawyer: - Attorney of law Jasmone at your service, how can I help?  
Client: - I need a lawyer.  
L: - Yes, I am a lawyer, how can I help?  
C: - I need help!  
L: - … what help do you need?  
C: - I am detained!  
L: - Who detained you?  
C: - I did it myself.  
L: - Arrendis, is this you again?!

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**Author:** ![Arrendis](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/arrendis/32/432594_2.png) [@Arrendis](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Arrendis)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2021, 8:57am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/off-topic-thread-vol-2/171718/4573 "2021-12-31T08:57:24Z")

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Is that weak-ass crap all you’ve got? I’d have expected more from a professional sycophant like yourself.

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**Author:** ![Diana\_Kim](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/diana_kim/32/382972_2.png) [@Diana\_Kim](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Diana_Kim)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2021, 9:02am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/off-topic-thread-vol-2/171718/4574 "2021-12-31T09:02:59Z")

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> [@Mika\_Firestorm](#):
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> A call to a law firm.  
> Lawyer: - Attorney of law Jasmone at your service, how can I help?  
> Client: - I need a lawyer.  
> L: - Yes, I am a lawyer, how can I help?  
> C: - I need help!  
> L: - … what help do you need?  
> C: - I am detained!  
> L: - Who detained you?  
> C: - I did it myself.  
> L: - Arrendis, is this you again?!

Stop it! You’re killing me 🤣

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**Author:** ![Arrendis](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/arrendis/32/432594_2.png) [@Arrendis](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Arrendis)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2021, 9:04am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/off-topic-thread-vol-2/171718/4575 "2021-12-31T09:04:08Z")

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Yes. Sycophant. She only ever turns up when _you_ want something said by someone who isn’t you, or you need someone to rep you in a ‘1v1’.

Honor the offer or don’t.

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**Author:** ![Ax\_l\_Thorne](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ax_l_thorne/32/412835_2.png) [@Ax\_l\_Thorne](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Ax_l_Thorne)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2021, 3:03pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/off-topic-thread-vol-2/171718/4577 "2021-12-31T15:03:39Z")

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The problem is, Strike Commander Kim will honor the agreement with people she has deemed honorable. But you already know that.

As to the sport bike, I’m having an issue with the intake manifold. Ive reseated the seal a number of times but there is still a leak in the vacuum system. I can’t seem to trace it down. I’m starting to think the casing itself is compromised, but if that was the case, there should be a total failure in combustion.

Perhaps you know of something I’m missing?

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**Author:** ![Diana\_Kim](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/diana_kim/32/382972_2.png) [@Diana\_Kim](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Diana_Kim)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2021, 3:18pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/off-topic-thread-vol-2/171718/4578 "2021-12-31T15:18:41Z")

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> [@Ax\_l\_Thorne](#):
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> The problem is, Strike Commander Kim will honor the agreement with people she has deemed honorable. But you already know that.

Incorrect. I honor agreement with everyone, that’s why I have a rule to not duel with actual enemies or with people who are openly dishonorable since I know they will break their agreements for sure.

The real problem is, that she simply comes with the dumbest crap possible to the extreme manner without even realizing what the discussion was about and I don’t feel like I can be bothered to try to explain it to her, for it doesn’t seem like she is capable to understanding it anyway, or will simply ignore it and will come up with a different nonsence. But you already know that.

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**Author:** ![Mizhara\_Del\_thul](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/mizhara_del_thul/32/486150_2.png) [@Mizhara\_Del\_thul](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Mizhara_Del_thul)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2021, 3:25pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/off-topic-thread-vol-2/171718/4579 "2021-12-31T15:25:02Z")

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> [@Ax\_l\_Thorne](#):
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> a leak in the vacuum system.

Your fuel system may be trying to compensate for casing leaks by leaning the mixture, which would allow combustion but eventually will let you kiss that engine goodbye. Checked the throttle shaft seals, fuel pump diaphragm, etc? If so, just let it idle and spray any suspect areas with propane or something and you’ll notice a change in idle RPM when you hit wherever the vacuum leak is.

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**Author:** ![Arrendis](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/arrendis/32/432594_2.png) [@Arrendis](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Arrendis)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2021, 5:36pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/off-topic-thread-vol-2/171718/4580 "2021-12-31T17:36:54Z")

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In other words, no, you won’t honor your word.

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**Author:** ![Arrendis](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/arrendis/32/432594_2.png) [@Arrendis](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Arrendis)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2021, 5:39pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/off-topic-thread-vol-2/171718/4581 "2021-12-31T17:39:19Z")

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> [@Ax\_l\_Thorne](#):
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> Perhaps you know of something I’m missing?

Miz has already given the suggestion I would have, soooo… wut she sed.  
(ie: a way to check the casing for leaks. I would’ve actually suggested flushing and then capping the system, then pressurizing it with air while submerged.)

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**Author:** ![Diana\_Kim](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/diana_kim/32/382972_2.png) [@Diana\_Kim](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Diana_Kim)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2021, 6:48pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/off-topic-thread-vol-2/171718/4582 "2021-12-31T18:48:33Z")

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> [@Arrendis](#):
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> In other words, no, you won’t honor your word.

I do honor my word, I just don’t bother with petty idiotic requests. Call your nurse if you want explanation.

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**Author:** ![Ax\_l\_Thorne](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ax_l_thorne/32/412835_2.png) [@Ax\_l\_Thorne](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Ax_l_Thorne)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2021, 7:08pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/off-topic-thread-vol-2/171718/4583 "2021-12-31T19:08:37Z")

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> [@Mizhara\_Del\_thul](#):
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> Your fuel system may be trying to compensate for casing leaks by leaning the mixture, which would allow combustion but eventually will let you kiss that engine goodbye. Checked the throttle shaft seals, fuel pump diaphragm, etc? If so, just let it idle and spray any suspect areas with propane or something and you’ll notice a change in idle RPM when you hit wherever the vacuum leak is.

> [@Arrendis](#):
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> Miz has already given the suggestion I would have, soooo… wut she sed.  
> (ie: a way to check the casing for leaks. I would’ve actually suggested flushing and then capping the system, then pressurizing it with air while submerged.)

Awesome! Thank you both. I’ll give it a shot and see what happens!

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**Author:** ![Synthetic\_Cultist](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/synthetic_cultist/32/388342_2.png) [@Synthetic\_Cultist](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Synthetic_Cultist)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2021, 8:08pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/off-topic-thread-vol-2/171718/4584 "2021-12-31T20:08:04Z")

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Motorcycles are potentially Dangerous, and you should always Dress for the Slide, not the Ride. That is, you should always Wear the Protective Clothing appropriate to the Cycle, to prevent Abrasion Injuries caused by Sliding along a hard Road Surface, should you fall Off the Motorcycle.

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**Author:** ![Ax\_l\_Thorne](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ax_l_thorne/32/412835_2.png) [@Ax\_l\_Thorne](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Ax_l_Thorne)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2021, 8:41pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/off-topic-thread-vol-2/171718/4585 "2021-12-31T20:41:05Z")

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Is it just me, but is this post dripping with subtext and innuendo?

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**Author:** ![Arrendis](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/arrendis/32/432594_2.png) [@Arrendis](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Arrendis)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2021, 9:01pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/off-topic-thread-vol-2/171718/4586 "2021-12-31T21:01:51Z")

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> [@Is an expansion of the State military necessary?](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/is-an-expansion-of-the-state-military-necessary/342217/38):
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> (should we be surprised at kk press executives taking the mask off anymore after Heth?)

Yes. You’d think they’d have learned not to repeat his foolishness.

> [@Is an expansion of the State military necessary?](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/is-an-expansion-of-the-state-military-necessary/342217/39):
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> In contrast to popular belief, people do not have to author posts if they have nothing of value to contribute to the topic of the thread.

And yet, you did.

> [@Ax\_l\_Thorne](#):
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> Is it just me

Yes. But maybe not. But probably.

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**Author:** ![Valerie\_Valate](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/valerie_valate/32/386231_2.png) [@Valerie\_Valate](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Valerie_Valate)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2022, 2:36am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/off-topic-thread-vol-2/171718/4587 "2022-01-01T02:36:33Z")

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> [@Mizhara\_Del\_thul](#):
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> other necks being bottled.

What ? I have no idea what you mean with that phrase.

Also, have you _seen_ the kind of man that follows my religion ? I mean, there’s an argument to be had about lowering expectations to cast the net wider and all that, but, well, I _do_ have standards.

> [@Ax\_l\_Thorne](#):
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> Is it just me

Synthia almost never intends any innuendo, I’ve only ever known her to even try in person. Never in text form. She’s… a bit innocent like that.

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