# Original tear collector looking for pvp salt farm (Piracy)

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**Category:** Recruitment Center\
**Created:** [November 27, 2022, 11:55am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/original-tear-collector-looking-for-pvp-salt-farm-piracy/386159 "2022-11-27T11:55:31Z")\
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**Author:** ![Jyslin\_Despana](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jyslin_despana/32/329255_2.png) [@Jyslin\_Despana](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Jyslin_Despana)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2022, 11:55am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/original-tear-collector-looking-for-pvp-salt-farm-piracy/386159/1 "2022-11-27T11:55:31Z")

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Well, it’s been a spell or 19.

I have been playing Eve on and off for a long time. Some of my proudest moments:

- Honorary lifetime member of the GHSC
- Deep corp infiltration and clean out service
- Titan Bowling (few will understand)
- Original Oldbros (later biddervet) founding father and content creator since '04
- Minus ten for life brotherhood (not BOB)
- “Because of Falcon” activist
- Honest to god mothership err… Super Carrier middleman (totally not chribba)
- Owner of the famous “Burn Jita” T-shirt
- Once took “theBucket” from the “theMop”
- I potty trained theMittani
- Had a one-off a kind golden goose … once

I made a new character just for this special opportunity and injected her with 100 Million liters of skill juice enemas.

Here are just a few reasons on why you should “let me in”

- I am totally honest and have no ill intentions nor ulterior motives.
- I have the certified Fresh (no kills to my name) stamp of approval.
- A highly suspicious yet entirely squeaky clean corp history
- “Trust & co-operation” are my middle names.
- Cross trained in “Can I bring my Drake”, French toast and “In duct tape we trust"
- I am happy to fill in any open director position
- Thanks to progressive electroshock therapy, I can no longer lie, making background checks unnecessary
- I will totally have your back while you are ratting in that 5 Billion ISK bling ship

So, what do you say, hire yourself a space pirate today.

#pvp

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**Author:** ![Ravelin\_Eb](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ravelin_eb/32/384223_2.png) [@Ravelin\_Eb](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Ravelin_Eb)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2022, 9:33pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/original-tear-collector-looking-for-pvp-salt-farm-piracy/386159/2 "2022-11-27T21:33:26Z")

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Seems deeply sus,

We have a policy of only recruiting the most untrustworthy players in the game, you should get on well with Awox.

Join Blackpool Tower ingame or [Reikoku](https://discord.gg/9TvY2cCY) and see whats what.

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/4/1/41ec4921cbaca7a6f9ea556e7cc20018461eae5e.png) [@system](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2023, 9:33pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/original-tear-collector-looking-for-pvp-salt-farm-piracy/386159/3 "2023-02-25T21:33:48Z")

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