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(Lester oftheWeevils) #1

Hello! Phantom Operatives is now recruiting! We’re a small WH corp looking to expand player base. We can offer daily C3 fleets for those looking to farm the insane amount of isk out there and all the PVP that WH’s can offer. No SP requirements or anything like that, just looking for people to round out our daily activities like gas mining, PVP, Relic/Data, etc.

We also have a robust industrial setup for players to pursue their own industry initiative at their leisure, from production in our industrial station to mining. We offer buy back programs from gas, relic/datas and salvage. Please send me an in game mail and we’ll get you into the discord! Typically, I sign into eve sometime around 5-6pm central US, so that’s probably going to be the best time to get a hold of me. If not me, then please contact Alfony VIII. Thanks and fly safe!


(Lester oftheWeevils) #2

Super casual environment! Awesome people and great ISK! You won’t regret it!


(Lester oftheWeevils) #3

Hoping to hear from ya! If you’re playing eve alone, you’re probably doing it wrong.


(Lester oftheWeevils) #4

Phantom Ops! Your mom and pop wormhole stop! (Alfony VIII is the mom if you were wondering.)


(Lester oftheWeevils) #5

I’m more like the fun, cool, good looking uncle that the mom disapproves of because of his awesome, free wheeling life style.


(Lester oftheWeevils) #6

As that song goes, “We need you now more than ever!”


(Lester oftheWeevils) #7

Smell my… Oh wait, wrong forum… I want you!


(Lester oftheWeevils) #8

Now, this is a story all about how
My High sec life got flipped-turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a Wormhole called J112394
In west Gallente born and raised
On the Sec. missions was where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out, Kronos’ relaxin’ all cool
And all shootin some guristas outside of the Eve Uni school
When a couple of ships who were up to no good
Started ganking in my neighborhood
I got in one little gank and my mom got scared
She said ‘You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in J112394’
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my Occator and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me the hole.
I put my clone on and said, ‘I might as well go’.
First class, yo this is rad
Making that ISK just like an asshole.
Is this what the people of Worm hole living like?
Hmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear they’re prissy, PVP, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don’t think so
I’ll see when I get there
I hope they’re prepared for the prince of Worm Hole
Well, my ship landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a camper just orbiting there,
I ain’t trying to get ganked just yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for Alfony and when he came near
The license plate said ZKill and it had ISK in the mirror
If anything I could say that this guy was rare
But I thought ‘Nah, forget it’ - ‘Yo, homes to J112394’
I pulled up to the station about seven or eight
And I yelled to the Alf ‘Yo homes smell ya later’
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Worm Hole.


(Lester oftheWeevils) #9


(Lester oftheWeevils) #10

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Life is so unnerving
For a Holer who’s not holing
He’s not whole without a soul to PVP upon
Ah, those good old days when we were useful…
Suddenly those good old days are gone
6 months we’ve been trying
to build a corp, not dying
Needing exercise, a chance to use our skills!
Most days we just lay around the castle
Flabby, fat and lazy
You walked in and oops-a-daisy!

Be our guest! Be our guest!
Put our corporation to the test!
PVP, lots of iskies!
Alfony’s accent will do the rest!