# Praise Aiko Danuja, Hound of Halaima, Mistress Mercenary **URL:** \ **Category:** Crime & Punishment\ **Created:** [February 25, 2022, 3:21am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/praise-aiko-danuja-hound-of-halaima-mistress-mercenary/351180 "2022-02-25T03:21:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Destiny\_Corrupted](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/destiny_corrupted/32/411527_2.png) [@Destiny\_Corrupted](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Destiny_Corrupted)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2022, 3:21am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/praise-aiko-danuja-hound-of-halaima-mistress-mercenary/351180/1 "2022-02-25T03:21:45Z")
I have recently (and regretfully) been exposed to how **Absolutely Rubbish** of an organization [Absolute Honor](https://zkillboard.com/alliance/99010386/) is, and how remorselessly toxic some of their members can be. It is just further proof that four-figure, and sometimes even _five_-figure membership count high-sec carebear “puppy mill” corporations—most often led by _clueless reprobates_ who have no useful knowledge to pass on to their members and would not know how to do it even if they _did_—are this game’s _malignant, cancerous tumor._ So I decided to do what _any_ self-respecting and cultured EVE player would do when faced with this sort of monolithic threat to common decency; I searched for a mercenary corporation to murder the **Absolute Crap** out of them: > [@Miner Hunting Service](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/miner-hunting-service/275708/76): > > Another contract COMPLETE! Always happy to help! We aren’t like that other ‘mercenary’ mining service, this is the real deal, when you need the best, hire the best. To this extent, Aiko and crew have performed beyond all expectations. They deployed within hours, and have already caused _billions_ of ISK in damage. Some of the resulting rage in the channel has been absolutely unbelievable (rivaled in recent memory only by the Raven x1 saga, in my opinion). As such, I have decided to keep this contract going _indefinitely._ I am viewing this as a mercy kill, and Aiko as EVE’s benevolent Kevorkian, ready and willing to help release these unfortunate players from the **Absolute Suffering** of having to live in some deadbeat pseudo-NPC corporation/alliance managed by a nobody has-been who is only trying to get in on some corp tax pyramid scheme action. Do your thing, Aiko. Money is no issue, so feel free to go absolutely wild. I look forward to many more ganks, buckets of tears, and blog posts about this in the coming days. Remember, [dying is not a crime](https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/591392-dying-is-not-a-crime), but crying about spaceships _should_ be. ---
**Author:** ![Destiny\_Corrupted](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/destiny_corrupted/32/411527_2.png) [@Destiny\_Corrupted](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Destiny_Corrupted)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2022, 3:30am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/praise-aiko-danuja-hound-of-halaima-mistress-mercenary/351180/3 "2022-02-25T03:30:03Z")
You literally got that while I was typing up this thread, lol. At this point I’m just dumping money, so “free” is about as meaningless as a sample piece of bourbon chicken on a toothpick when I’ve already bought the combo special from the mall food court, but I guess I’ll take it anyway. Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![Yonniya\_Rainor](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/yonniya_rainor/32/350908_2.png) [@Yonniya\_Rainor](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Yonniya_Rainor)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2022, 5:06am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/praise-aiko-danuja-hound-of-halaima-mistress-mercenary/351180/4 "2022-02-25T05:06:36Z")
> [@Destiny\_Corrupted](#): > > Do your thing, Aiko. Money is no issue, so feel free to go absolutely wild. I look forward to many more ganks, buckets of tears, and blog posts about this in the coming days. Player-generated content, at its finest. ---
**Author:** ![Octavech\_Raholan](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/octavech_raholan/32/373797_2.png) [@Octavech\_Raholan](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Octavech_Raholan)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2022, 5:33am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/praise-aiko-danuja-hound-of-halaima-mistress-mercenary/351180/5 "2022-02-25T05:33:04Z")
So tyrants are killing each other eh? Good. ---
**Author:** ![Same\_Old\_Topics](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/same_old_topics/32/282720_2.png) [@Same\_Old\_Topics](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Same_Old_Topics)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2022, 3:04pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/praise-aiko-danuja-hound-of-halaima-mistress-mercenary/351180/7 "2022-02-25T15:04:37Z")
Another troll thread, guys? Cmon. ---
**Author:** ![Cilla\_Cybin](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/cilla_cybin/32/292206_2.png) [@Cilla\_Cybin](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Cilla_Cybin)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2022, 3:35pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/praise-aiko-danuja-hound-of-halaima-mistress-mercenary/351180/8 "2022-02-25T15:35:33Z")
Is this the _same_ Aiko who gets ‘solo’ kills by shooting up the rest of her ganker team and getting 3% of the hit while Concord get the other 97% ? Strange how that very same thing gets whined about by gankers if AG do it. ---
**Author:** ![Cilla\_Cybin](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/cilla_cybin/32/292206_2.png) [@Cilla\_Cybin](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Cilla_Cybin)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2022, 3:40pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/praise-aiko-danuja-hound-of-halaima-mistress-mercenary/351180/9 "2022-02-25T15:40:26Z")
> [@Destiny\_Corrupted](#): > > I am the teacher, Absolute Honor are my students, and Aiko is the instrument that I will use to conduct my complimentary civics lesson on social justice. Yes…as a member of Absolute Order and a student of Safety’s nefarious practices, last night in Oipo I saw an excellent lesson on how they _run away_ when confronted by a ship ( me in my Gnosis ) that can actually shoot back. ---
**Author:** ![Wes\_Wyhunnan](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/wes_wyhunnan/32/409400_2.png) [@Wes\_Wyhunnan](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Wes_Wyhunnan)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2022, 4:34pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/praise-aiko-danuja-hound-of-halaima-mistress-mercenary/351180/10 "2022-02-25T16:34:10Z")
Good point. As far as I can tell Safety has never, not once, been involved in the kill of a ship equipped with weapons. Perhaps once the rest of your corp also flies such powerful weapons of war Safety’s cowardly campaign will be forced to end. ---
**Author:** ![Sasha\_Nemtsov](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/sasha_nemtsov/32/393707_2.png) [@Sasha\_Nemtsov](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Sasha_Nemtsov)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2022, 4:40pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/praise-aiko-danuja-hound-of-halaima-mistress-mercenary/351180/12 "2022-02-25T16:40:31Z")
> [@Wes\_Wyhunnan](#): > > Safety has never, not once, been involved in the kill of a ship equipped with weapons. Hi Wes; a bold claim and, alas for you, an inaccurate one. zKillboard certainly records such events for all to see and savour. I won’t link the kills because it might encourage you to do a little research before posting. Might. ---
**Author:** ![Wes\_Wyhunnan](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/wes_wyhunnan/32/409400_2.png) [@Wes\_Wyhunnan](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Wes_Wyhunnan)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2022, 4:47pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/praise-aiko-danuja-hound-of-halaima-mistress-mercenary/351180/13 "2022-02-25T16:47:03Z")
I am extremely disappointed with the sarcasm detector of my fellow posters **/S** ---
**Author:** ![Sasha\_Nemtsov](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/sasha_nemtsov/32/393707_2.png) [@Sasha\_Nemtsov](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Sasha_Nemtsov)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2022, 4:56pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/praise-aiko-danuja-hound-of-halaima-mistress-mercenary/351180/14 "2022-02-25T16:56:58Z")
Oops. You know that’s the second time I’ve done that recently. I’m losing it, Wes. Forgive me! ---
**Author:** ![Wes\_Wyhunnan](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/wes_wyhunnan/32/409400_2.png) [@Wes\_Wyhunnan](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Wes_Wyhunnan)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2022, 4:59pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/praise-aiko-danuja-hound-of-halaima-mistress-mercenary/351180/15 "2022-02-25T16:59:24Z")
Ill put more /s that’s maybe on me. Sometimes what I think is sarcasm is an actual viewpoint in this forum. ---
**Author:** ![Xeux](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/xeux/32/428022_2.png) [@Xeux](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Xeux)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2022, 5:03pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/praise-aiko-danuja-hound-of-halaima-mistress-mercenary/351180/16 "2022-02-25T17:03:43Z")
The highsec miners post the most ridiculous stuff; it is hard to tell what is hyperbole. ---
**Author:** ![Wes\_Wyhunnan](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/wes_wyhunnan/32/409400_2.png) [@Wes\_Wyhunnan](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Wes_Wyhunnan)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2022, 5:14pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/praise-aiko-danuja-hound-of-halaima-mistress-mercenary/351180/17 "2022-02-25T17:14:12Z")
Yeah I knew as soon as I hit reply I wasn’t hyperbolic enough. I don’t know if you can be, really. ---
**Author:** ![Cilla\_Cybin](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/cilla_cybin/32/292206_2.png) [@Cilla\_Cybin](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Cilla_Cybin)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2022, 5:29pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/praise-aiko-danuja-hound-of-halaima-mistress-mercenary/351180/18 "2022-02-25T17:29:36Z")
> [@Wes\_Wyhunnan](#): > > Good point. As far as I can tell Safety has never, not once, been involved in the kill of a ship equipped with weapons. Perhaps once the rest of your corp also flies such powerful weapons of war Safety’s cowardly campaign will be forced to end. The rest of the corp _do_ have powerful weapons, far more so than my Gnosis…but most seemed content to just hang out in dock and let the ganking pass by…even though two of our corp members got ganked. As you’d expect…Silly Cilla was the one who went out chasing after them 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Slothicus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/mr_slothicus/32/308529_2.png) [@Mr\_Slothicus](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Mr_Slothicus)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2022, 5:30pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/praise-aiko-danuja-hound-of-halaima-mistress-mercenary/351180/19 "2022-02-25T17:30:47Z")
That is actually a false statement with the amount of T2 battleships they have taken out and also the battleship faction variants you may want to check skill before making bold statements I ain’t safety but even I know that… ---
**Author:** ![Destiny\_Corrupted](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/destiny_corrupted/32/411527_2.png) [@Destiny\_Corrupted](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Destiny_Corrupted)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2022, 5:38pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/praise-aiko-danuja-hound-of-halaima-mistress-mercenary/351180/20 "2022-02-25T17:38:09Z")
> [@Cilla\_Cybin](#): > > most seemed content to just hang out in dock This is a good synopsis of your entire organization, and the reason for why it must be and _will_ be scrubbed from the annals of EVE. ---
**Author:** ![Wes\_Wyhunnan](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/wes_wyhunnan/32/409400_2.png) [@Wes\_Wyhunnan](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Wes_Wyhunnan)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2022, 5:45pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/praise-aiko-danuja-hound-of-halaima-mistress-mercenary/351180/21 "2022-02-25T17:45:10Z")
Sigh… ---
**Author:** ![Wes\_Wyhunnan](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/wes_wyhunnan/32/409400_2.png) [@Wes\_Wyhunnan](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Wes_Wyhunnan)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2022, 5:46pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/praise-aiko-danuja-hound-of-halaima-mistress-mercenary/351180/22 "2022-02-25T17:46:16Z")
> [@Cilla\_Cybin](#): > > The rest of the corp _do_ have powerful weapons, far more so than my Gnosis…but most seemed content to just hang out in dock and let the ganking pass by…even though two of our corp members got ganked. Have you considered that your fighting spirit is perhaps lost in this corp? That maybe you have now outgrown them? ---
**Author:** ![Jamar\_Larkan](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jamar_larkan/32/282760_2.png) [@Jamar\_Larkan](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Jamar_Larkan)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2022, 6:34pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/praise-aiko-danuja-hound-of-halaima-mistress-mercenary/351180/23 "2022-02-25T18:34:21Z")
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