# Praise Aiko Danuja, Hound of Halaima, Mistress Mercenary **URL:** \ **Category:** Crime & Punishment\ **Created:** [February 25, 2022, 3:21am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/praise-aiko-danuja-hound-of-halaima-mistress-mercenary/351180 "2022-02-25T03:21:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 1
**Author:** ![Destiny\_Corrupted](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/destiny_corrupted/32/411527_2.png) [@Destiny\_Corrupted](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Destiny_Corrupted)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2022, 3:21am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/praise-aiko-danuja-hound-of-halaima-mistress-mercenary/351180/1 "2022-02-25T03:21:45Z")
I have recently (and regretfully) been exposed to how **Absolutely Rubbish** of an organization [Absolute Honor](https://zkillboard.com/alliance/99010386/) is, and how remorselessly toxic some of their members can be. It is just further proof that four-figure, and sometimes even _five_-figure membership count high-sec carebear “puppy mill” corporations—most often led by _clueless reprobates_ who have no useful knowledge to pass on to their members and would not know how to do it even if they _did_—are this game’s _malignant, cancerous tumor._ So I decided to do what _any_ self-respecting and cultured EVE player would do when faced with this sort of monolithic threat to common decency; I searched for a mercenary corporation to murder the **Absolute Crap** out of them: > [@Miner Hunting Service](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/miner-hunting-service/275708/76): > > Another contract COMPLETE! Always happy to help! We aren’t like that other ‘mercenary’ mining service, this is the real deal, when you need the best, hire the best. To this extent, Aiko and crew have performed beyond all expectations. They deployed within hours, and have already caused _billions_ of ISK in damage. Some of the resulting rage in the channel has been absolutely unbelievable (rivaled in recent memory only by the Raven x1 saga, in my opinion). As such, I have decided to keep this contract going _indefinitely._ I am viewing this as a mercy kill, and Aiko as EVE’s benevolent Kevorkian, ready and willing to help release these unfortunate players from the **Absolute Suffering** of having to live in some deadbeat pseudo-NPC corporation/alliance managed by a nobody has-been who is only trying to get in on some corp tax pyramid scheme action. Do your thing, Aiko. Money is no issue, so feel free to go absolutely wild. I look forward to many more ganks, buckets of tears, and blog posts about this in the coming days. Remember, [dying is not a crime](https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/591392-dying-is-not-a-crime), but crying about spaceships _should_ be. --- _[View the full topic](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/praise-aiko-danuja-hound-of-halaima-mistress-mercenary/351180)._